Vote 20 Pound Carp!

[strawman]

http://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/index.ssf/2013/11/20-pound_carps_write-in_campai.html

The 20-pound carp's rise to social media fame started after he was pulled from a small pond in West Park and released into the Huron River. Some months later, he announced via Twitter that he was running for public office.

Carp says he's focusing his campaign efforts on the 4th Ward, where Democrat Jack Eaton is the only candidate on the ballot, but he can't help it if his supporters stray across borders and write in "Twenty Pound Carp" in other wards.

 

[Cheesy1]

I thought we're always voting for crap?

. . . oh, "CARP"!

 

[Krisken]

Can't be any worse than the current crop of assholes in office across the country.

 

[PatrThom]

I thought we're always voting for crap?
. . . oh, "CARP"!

No, we were voting for TARP, remember?

--Patrick

 

[bhamv3]

No, we were voting for TARP, remember?

--Patrick

Dunno, thought his campaign was a bit flat. Tried to cover too much ground, and he ended up getting holes poked all over.