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Charlie Sheen: You want to drop the show because of me? Oh ok, how about you double my salary per episode and I'll come back and finish it.
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/41824830/ns/today-entertainment?gt1=43001
This just gets funnier as the train wreck gets worse.
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/41824830/ns/today-entertainment?gt1=43001
This just gets funnier as the train wreck gets worse.
He said CBS owes him an apology, "publicly, while licking my feet."Charlie Sheen said:
Charlie Sheen said:
I saw an interview on ABC this morning where he said he was going to sue for $300 million for breach of contract. He said "I'm out of work and I've got a family to take care of." No mention of all the staff that lost their jobs because of him. I really hope they replace this clown so the crew can get back to work.
Fixed that for you.
I would start watching the show if they replace Charlie just so they get one extra viewer. I hope they replace him and the show becomes even more popular. They should write Charlie's departure by saying he's been secretly molesting the boy all this time and the boy finally comes clean about it. They explain Charlie's absence as spending the next forty years in prison.
As funny as that'd be (in a sick, twisted way anyway) I'm pretty sure it'd get the producers sued for slander, considering the events.
You can sue people for slander of a fictional character you played now?!
He'd claim that it was in response to his actions and that it was a shallow attempt to further damage his career. Like it or not, the public DOES believe that some of the things your characters do represent who you are or what you've done.You can sue people for slander of a fictional character you played now?!
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Who ever is the baby momma to his twins needs to get custody NOW. His live in porn star and model/nanny need to be out of a child rearing situation, not to mention his own crack addict self.
I saw Craig Ferguson last night, and I agree that the press needs to back off of the coverage. That would give him a chance to hit bottom out of the public eye, and maybe then he will seek the help he needs. Until then he is just "LIVIN' THE LIFE."
I saw Craig Ferguson last night, and I agree that the press needs to back off of the coverage. That would give him a chance to hit bottom out of the public eye, and maybe then he will seek the help he needs. Until then he is just "LIVIN' THE LIFE."
And the AV Club brings the funny.
After discussing some of his now famous quotes:
“They picked a fight with a warlock,” repeating his mantra, “Defeat is not an option,” and telling CBS that the only way he’ll return to the show is if they agree to make up for all the “psychological distress” he’s suffered recently by “licking my feet” and then giving him a $3 million-an-episode raise, in addition to those aforementioned damages. Should they refuse to acquiesce, he also has a contingency plan in place: “After Wednesday, they'll have to rename Warner Bros. as Charlie's Bros," Sheen told RadarOnline. "I will fire those clowns and bring in my own team.”
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“I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path, because it was written nice,” Sheen said. “It was written for normal people, people that aren’t special. People that don’t have tiger blood, you know, Adonis DNA.” When asked whether his newly manic belief that he is essentially a living animal-god with magical powers—if not the byproduct of a non-Charlie Sheen drug—could maybe suggest some sort of mental disorder, like being bipolar, Sheen replied, “I’m bi-winning. I win here. I win there.”
which leads us to this awesome article:
http://www.avclub.com/articles/we-asked-for-charlie-sheen-warlock-pictures-and-yo,52529/
and this awesome fan made picture:
Seriously thought, I hadn't really kept up with all the crazy until I read these AV Club articles... this guy is really blowing up huh? This is kind of beyond just partying... as much I think sixpack is right that the press should drop it you know they won't. It's got to be ratings gold.
After discussing some of his now famous quotes:
“They picked a fight with a warlock,” repeating his mantra, “Defeat is not an option,” and telling CBS that the only way he’ll return to the show is if they agree to make up for all the “psychological distress” he’s suffered recently by “licking my feet” and then giving him a $3 million-an-episode raise, in addition to those aforementioned damages. Should they refuse to acquiesce, he also has a contingency plan in place: “After Wednesday, they'll have to rename Warner Bros. as Charlie's Bros," Sheen told RadarOnline. "I will fire those clowns and bring in my own team.”
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“I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path, because it was written nice,” Sheen said. “It was written for normal people, people that aren’t special. People that don’t have tiger blood, you know, Adonis DNA.” When asked whether his newly manic belief that he is essentially a living animal-god with magical powers—if not the byproduct of a non-Charlie Sheen drug—could maybe suggest some sort of mental disorder, like being bipolar, Sheen replied, “I’m bi-winning. I win here. I win there.”
which leads us to this awesome article:
http://www.avclub.com/articles/we-asked-for-charlie-sheen-warlock-pictures-and-yo,52529/
and this awesome fan made picture:
Seriously thought, I hadn't really kept up with all the crazy until I read these AV Club articles... this guy is really blowing up huh? This is kind of beyond just partying... as much I think sixpack is right that the press should drop it you know they won't. It's got to be ratings gold.
He's in that rarefied air far above the lunacy of Tom.
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I dunno, Tom Cruise IS Tom Cruise Crazy.... the song says so....
But in defense of Tom (WHAT THE HELL?)
He never... "It puts the hooker in the closet!" /Jame Gumb
He never... "It puts the hooker in the closet!" /Jame Gumb
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Yeah, but until Charlie starts promoting Scientology he's still at least a notch under.
When I was a kid and started reading about $cientology, I thought it would be a joke like The Church of the Sub-Genius.
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Xenu is no joke! He's very real and he's coming for your money! -ahem- I mean soul!
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Oh man, that site is phenomenal! Thanks for the link -laugh-
Oh this got a laugh out of me:
Oh this got a laugh out of me:
You don't need to make jokes about Charlie Sheen though. You just play the clip of him rambling about winning, the goddesses, losers with ugly wives, and vaguely anti-Semitic comments about the producer. That's funny in and of itself. Charlie Sheen gets no sympathy from me for his addictions, because he's being such a raging douchehole to anyone and everyone around him that he deserves whatever he gets. He is rich enough after his 27 year career that he's gonna die long before he can ever hit bottom.
Not to be too picky, but his goddesses look like just random teenagers.
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That picture.... makes me laugh so much. Thank you, thank you for bringing it to my eyes.
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Move over Stamos, we should be getting Rayne!
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Stamos tweeted:
contrary to the rumors, i am not replacing charlie sheen on two and half men. however, martin sheen has asked me to be his son.
Skipped right over being a sad parody of Emilio Estevez.
Man, what ever happened to him?
He makes one crap movie with his brother, and I don't think I've seen him since.
He was hiding behind a stack of Mighty Ducks sequels.
Though, admittedly, his 5 minutes of screen time in the first Mission Impossible movie were pretty cool.
I guess I have a mental block with the Ducks... My advice to established Hollywood Stars... DON'T DO LIVE ACTION KIDS MOVIES IF YOU WANT TO WORK IN THAT TOWN AGAIN!!!
Ducks ruined Emilio, and Snow Dogs ruined Cuba Gooding Jr.
Killing an established star in a movie is a cool move, the audience will fall for it every time.
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