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The nightmare is over, let the people rejoice.... oh wait, the idiot populace actually made this show popular in the first place... (I'm not saying if you liked the show you're an idiot, I'm just saying there's a high population of idiots who liked this show)

So far they just canceled the season. Don't worry, your favorite show can be back on the air next season.

Doubt it, they won't continue without Sheen and they can't curb him to their network's standards.

You realize you don't have to watch it right? If it bothers you so much might I suggest you just turn the TV off on Monday nights, or change the channel.

Jiarn said:

Doubt it, they won't continue without Sheen and they can't curb him to their network's standards.

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So what? It's going to run on prime time syndication for like a billion years anyway.

It is a good time to stop the show, the half man is now a larger person than the 2 men.

I like that when he was going on coke fueled rampages threatening wives with knives, holding prostitutes hostage in his bathroom and other things, it was cool, show goes on. He calls a producer a name and now he is OUT OF CONTROL.

Frankie Williamson said:

I like that when he was going on coke fueled rampages threatening wives with knives, holding prostitutes hostage in his bathroom and other things, it was cool, show goes on. He calls a producer a name and now he is OUT OF CONTROL.

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Hahahaha no kidding.

Mathias said:

So what? It's going to run on prime time syndication for like a billion years anyway.

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There is no escape.

Covar said:

You realize you don't have to watch it right? If it bothers you so much might I suggest you just turn the TV off on Monday nights, or change the channel.

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I don't watch it, I'm just very VERY ready for it to be OUT of the public's general eye. It won freakin television awards for Best Show/Comedy etc. It needs to die.

They are going to replace it with something worse.

Jiarn said:

I don't watch it, I'm just very VERY ready for it to be OUT of the public's general eye. It won freakin television awards for Best Show/Comedy etc. It needs to die.

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Oh I didn't realize that it was winning awards. THEY CAN"T CANCEL THIS SOON ENOUGH! GGARRRGH!!!

I'll take the chance of getting something worse/better than staying what I know is terrible.

Covar said:

Oh I didn't realize that it was winning awards. THEY CAN"T CANCEL THIS SOON ENOUGH! GGARRRGH!!!

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I know you're being sarcastic, but I can't believe you don't understand the rammifications of that. Better shows will get ignored because they lose to a show like this. Better shows can get canceled by that point. More shows that are similar will crop up because networks will think it's a "winning formula". It's a downward spiral.

It is such a terrible show that it is the most watched non-Police Procedural show on TV. I wish TV would drop its fascination with and glorification of murder.

I don't watch it, but each time I see it on, it makes me laugh before I change the channel.

Green_Lantern said:

They are going to replace it with something worse.

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This.

Jiarn said:

Better shows will get ignored because they lose to a show like this. Better shows can get canceled by that point. More shows that are similar will crop up because networks will think it's a "winning formula". It's a downward spiral.

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Uh... Arrested Development won TONS of awards and still got canned. I don't think it's as simple as you are making it out to be.

Still, I'm not crying that one of the dumbest shows I ever sat through5 minutes of is off the air.

I'm not saying it's the end all be all situation, I'm saying it LENDS to those ends.

I love that show. Suck it.

It's okay but I dislike the laugh track.

Dave said:

I love that show. Suck it.

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Everyone has guilty pleasures, it's ok. I'm a huge Uwe Boll fan, own all his movies to date with 3 exceptions.

Jiarn said:

Everyone has guilty pleasures, it's ok. I'm a huge Uwe Boll fan, own all his movies to date with 3 exceptions.

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I like that show too, along with Everyone Loves Raymond and King of Queens. They're not my guilty pleasures. I like them. They're good sit-coms.

I'm not a fan of the show but I think Charlie Sheen was a major dick for doing this and putting a lot of people out of work who depend on him. For those of you who watch the show on a regular basis, couldn't they bring in someone else to replace him? Bring in some other 80's star and have John Cryer move in with him. Make this guy even more sleazy than Charlie's character and run with that. I just think it's disgusting that Charlie doesn't appreciate the opportunity he's been given (as his career was long over before this show) and the millions he makes for each episode.

Don't worry. I'm sure they have another dozen "odd couple sitcoms" waiting in the wings.

Yeah, I don't think finding something that is pretty much the exact same show is going to be that hard.

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I'm not a fan of the show but I think Charlie Sheen was a major dick for doing this and putting a lot of people out of work who depend on him. For those of you who watch the show on a regular basis, couldn't they bring in someone else to replace him? Bring in some other 80's star and have John Cryer move in with him. Make this guy even more sleazy than Charlie's character and run with that. I just think it's disgusting that Charlie doesn't appreciate the opportunity he's been given (as his career was long over before this show) and the millions he makes for each episode.

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In one really old episode*, Chris O'Donnell played an ex-girlfriend of Charlie's who had a sex change. That would make an interesting character to bring in.

*back when I actually watched the show, when I was fourteen.

First Lady Puffinstuff said:

Don't worry. I'm sure they have another dozen "odd couple sitcoms" waiting in the wings.

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A priest, a rabbi, an imam, and a Buddhist monk all share an apartment in downtown Portland! Watch as they all have an intense discussion on what is and isn't okay to make for dinner!

"Shellfish?! It is a SIN!"
"But it's Friday! We can't have meat!"
"You eat MEAT?! Your all a bunch of monsters!"
"Looks like it's cheese pizza again!"

Watch the rabbi and imam draw a line down the center of the apartment when they can't get along anymore... only for them to keep fighting over who gets the bathroom! Watch the Nerf darts fly!

Watch the monk and priest awkwardly try to uphold their vows of chastity against the flirtatious advances of the beautiful Wiccan and Hindi girls across the hall!

All this and more! Coming this Fall... Finding Salvation! Only on FOX!

Oh god, I would watch the shit out of that show.

If Charlie Sheen was more coked up that show might be more interesting. They should just go for it. Give him a mountain of coke and turn on the camera. BOOM. Everyone who hates it will start watching.

I enjoy the show.

And there's far worse on the tube than this that warrants this thread. As long as there's those shitty reality TV shows still going with terrible concepts, this show can do no wrong.

If the show Two and a Half Men had a face I would slap it. Good riddance, says I.

Espy said:

If Charlie Sheen was more coked up that show might be more interesting. They should just go for it. Give him a mountain of coke and turn on the camera. BOOM. Everyone who hates it will start watching.

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Yeah, I'm not going to omit any truths, listening to that bonkers-as-fuck interview that's causing all of the hullabaloo was far more hilarious than any bit of that show I've occasionally suffered through ever was.
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Jay said:

And there's far worse on the tube than this that warrants this thread. As long as there's those shitty reality TV shows still going with terrible concepts, this show can do no wrong.

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I suppose that's one way of looking at things. But I would not waste good shit in order to poop on reality TV. Butt nuggets are worth so much more than that.

I mean, sheeeit, I feel dumber just seeing ADS for reality TV.

Philosopher B. said:

If the show Two and a Half Men had a face I would slap it. Good riddance, says I.

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No kidding. I like Charlie Sheen in most stuff I see him in but watching even 5 minutes of this show was a horrible experience. But really, Jay is right, there is worse on TV. Much worse. Not that there being worse should the writers of 2 1/2 men feel better for the crimes on humanity they inflicted, but it is true...

It makes me sad too... Major League was a thing of beauty. Oh how far you have fallen, Mr. Sheen.

I dunno, I think that Spin City should have proven Charlie Sheen + Sitcom = Not good.

Also, A podcast I listen to (Hollywood Babble-On with Kevin Smith and Ralph Garman) played an audio clip of Sheen from some radio show. He thinks Lindsay Lohan needs to work on impulse control. He also thinks he's a true professional because when he came to the set of the show "tired" (never "drunk" or "high off his tits" according to him, just "tired"), he'd move his mark in scenes so he'd have something to lean on. A less professional actor would stayed on mark and just fallen over. I'd argue a professional wouldn't come to the set hung over, drunk, or high off his tits...but he's had a 27 year career and I haven't, so maybe he's right.

I saw some snippets from his Good Morning America interview. Holy Fucking Crack Head Batman!!!

He does not need the Betty Ford Clinic, he needs Shady Acres Home for the Seriously Fucked Up.

Last month - Charlie Sheen in drugged-fueled sex party! Porn stars! Cocaine! Police! REHAB!!

Two and a Half Men says, "He's fine. The show must go on!"


This month - Charlie Sheen badmouths the producers.

Two and a Half Men says, "OMFG! He's out of control! Show over!"

Charlie Sheen: You want to drop the show because of me? Oh ok, how about you double my salary per episode and I'll come back and finish it.

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/41824830/ns/today-entertainment?gt1=43001

This just gets funnier as the train wreck gets worse.

Charlie Sheen said:

tired of pretending I'm not a total, bitchin' rock star from Mars.

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He said CBS owes him an apology, "publicly, while licking my feet."

Charlie Sheen said:

"I am on a drug," "It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

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I saw an interview on ABC this morning where he said he was going to sue for $300 million for breach of contract. He said "I'm out of work and I've got a family to take care of." No mention of all the staff that lost their jobs because of him. I really hope they replace this clown so the crew can get back to work.

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I saw an interview on ABC this morning where he said he was going to sue for $300 million for breach of contract. He said "I'm out of work and I've got coke to buy and a mansion full of coked up strippers to bang." No mention of all the staff that lost their jobs because of him. I really hope they replace this clown so the crew can get back to work.

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Fixed that for you.

There's a rumor floating around that CBS approached John Stamos to replace Sheen. Interesting, if it's true.

I would start watching the show if they replace Charlie just so they get one extra viewer. I hope they replace him and the show becomes even more popular. They should write Charlie's departure by saying he's been secretly molesting the boy all this time and the boy finally comes clean about it. They explain Charlie's absence as spending the next forty years in prison.

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I would start watching the show if they replace Charlie just so they get one extra viewer. I hope they replace him and the show becomes even more popular. They should write Charlie's departure by saying he's been secretly molesting the boy all this time and the boy finally comes clean about it. They explain Charlie's absence as spending the next forty years in prison.

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As funny as that'd be (in a sick, twisted way anyway) I'm pretty sure it'd get the producers sued for slander, considering the events.

AshburnerX said:

As funny as that'd be (in a sick, twisted way anyway) I'm pretty sure it'd get the producers sued for slander, considering the events.

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You can sue people for slander of a fictional character you played now?!

@Li3n said:

You can sue people for slander of a fictional character you played now?!

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He'd claim that it was in response to his actions and that it was a shallow attempt to further damage his career. Like it or not, the public DOES believe that some of the things your characters do represent who you are or what you've done.

Craig Ferguson isn't doing any more Sheen jokes. He said this weekend was like the old days where Londoners would pay their penny to laugh at the lunatics in Bedlam Asylum. He's no longer comfortable watching another addict publicly destroy himself.

What a terrible, terrible show.

The "QUEST" continues:

http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/02/28/charlie.sheen/index.html?hpt=C1#

Who ever is the baby momma to his twins needs to get custody NOW. His live in porn star and model/nanny need to be out of a child rearing situation, not to mention his own crack addict self.

I saw Craig Ferguson last night, and I agree that the press needs to back off of the coverage. That would give him a chance to hit bottom out of the public eye, and maybe then he will seek the help he needs. Until then he is just "LIVIN' THE LIFE."

And the AV Club brings the funny.
After discussing some of his now famous quotes:
“They picked a fight with a warlock,” repeating his mantra, “Defeat is not an option,” and telling CBS that the only way he’ll return to the show is if they agree to make up for all the “psychological distress” he’s suffered recently by “licking my feet” and then giving him a $3 million-an-episode raise, in addition to those aforementioned damages. Should they refuse to acquiesce, he also has a contingency plan in place: “After Wednesday, they'll have to rename Warner Bros. as Charlie's Bros," Sheen told RadarOnline. "I will fire those clowns and bring in my own team.”
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“I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path, because it was written nice,” Sheen said. “It was written for normal people, people that aren’t special. People that don’t have tiger blood, you know, Adonis DNA.” When asked whether his newly manic belief that he is essentially a living animal-god with magical powers—if not the byproduct of a non-Charlie Sheen drug—could maybe suggest some sort of mental disorder, like being bipolar, Sheen replied, “I’m bi-winning. I win here. I win there.”
which leads us to this awesome article:
http://www.avclub.com/articles/we-asked-for-charlie-sheen-warlock-pictures-and-yo,52529/
and this awesome fan made picture:



Seriously thought, I hadn't really kept up with all the crazy until I read these AV Club articles... this guy is really blowing up huh? This is kind of beyond just partying... as much I think sixpack is right that the press should drop it you know they won't. It's got to be ratings gold.

This is all so over the top it's hard to believe he means anything he says. Sounds more like he's trying to get out of his contract by acting like a complete nut.

Someone is gunning for Tom Cruise's title.

Ravenpoe said:

Someone is gunning for Tom Cruise's title.

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He's in that rarefied air far above the lunacy of Tom.

I dunno, Tom Cruise IS Tom Cruise Crazy.... the song says so....

But in defense of Tom (WHAT THE HELL?)

He never... "It puts the hooker in the closet!" /Jame Gumb

Yeah, but until Charlie starts promoting Scientology he's still at least a notch under.

When I was a kid and started reading about $cientology, I thought it would be a joke like The Church of the Sub-Genius.

Xenu is no joke! He's very real and he's coming for your money! -ahem- I mean soul!

I don't know if he's nuts but the dude is on one hell of a coke binge.

What, you mean no one here has seen this yet?

Cats quote Charlie Sheen

Oh man, that site is phenomenal! Thanks for the link -laugh-

Oh this got a laugh out of me:

But now rumors are swirling that John Stamos could replace Sheen on “Two and a Half Men." Stamos tweeted that it wasn’t so, but joked that Martin Sheen had asked him to be his son

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DarkAudit said:

Craig Ferguson isn't doing any more Sheen jokes. He said this weekend was like the old days where Londoners would pay their penny to laugh at the lunatics in Bedlam Asylum. He's no longer comfortable watching another addict publicly destroy himself.

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You don't need to make jokes about Charlie Sheen though. You just play the clip of him rambling about winning, the goddesses, losers with ugly wives, and vaguely anti-Semitic comments about the producer. That's funny in and of itself. Charlie Sheen gets no sympathy from me for his addictions, because he's being such a raging douchehole to anyone and everyone around him that he deserves whatever he gets. He is rich enough after his 27 year career that he's gonna die long before he can ever hit bottom.

Not to be too picky, but his goddesses look like just random teenagers.

Espy said:

StuffandAWESOMEPICTURE

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That picture.... makes me laugh so much. Thank you, thank you for bringing it to my eyes.

When he started his career, he was a sad parody of Martin Sheen.

Now he's a sad parody of Charlie Sheen.

Move over Stamos, we should be getting Rayne!

Tress said:

There's a rumor floating around that CBS approached John Stamos to replace Sheen. Interesting, if it's true.

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Stamos tweeted:
contrary to the rumors, i am not replacing charlie sheen on two and half men. however, martin sheen has asked me to be his son.

DarkAudit said:

When he started his career, he was a sad parody of Martin Sheen.

Now he's a sad parody of Charlie Sheen.

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Skipped right over being a sad parody of Emilio Estevez.

SpecialKO said:

...Emilio Estevez.

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Man, what ever happened to him?

He makes one crap movie with his brother, and I don't think I've seen him since.

sixpackshaker said:

Man, what ever happened to him?

He makes one crap movie with his brother, and I don't think I've seen him since.

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He was hiding behind a stack of Mighty Ducks sequels.

Though, admittedly, his 5 minutes of screen time in the first Mission Impossible movie were pretty cool.

SpecialKO said:

He was hiding behind a stack of Mighty Ducks sequels.

Though, admittedly, his 5 minutes of screen time in the first Mission Impossible movie were pretty cool.

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I guess I have a mental block with the Ducks... My advice to established Hollywood Stars... DON'T DO LIVE ACTION KIDS MOVIES IF YOU WANT TO WORK IN THAT TOWN AGAIN!!!

Ducks ruined Emilio, and Snow Dogs ruined Cuba Gooding Jr.

Killing an established star in a movie is a cool move, the audience will fall for it every time.

sixpackshaker said:

I guess I have a mental block with the Ducks... My advice to established Hollywood Stars... DON'T DO LIVE ACTION KIDS MOVIES IF YOU WANT TO WORK IN THAT TOWN AGAIN!!!

Ducks ruined Emilio, and Snow Dogs ruined Cuba Gooding Jr.

Killing an established star in a movie is a cool move, the audience will fall for it every time.

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I think it's one of those movie things that everyone gets but still enjoys falling for.

Emilio's been directing a lot of TV shows.

Frankie Williamson said:

Emilio's been directing a lot of TV shows.

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Yeah, movies too. He's tried to establish himself behind the camera.

So much for his attention dying down:

http://www.cnn.com/2011/TECH/social.media/03/03/charlie.sheen.twitter/index.html?hpt=Sbin#

And, people used to pay to watch trains wreck...

Charlie Sheen needs to do a WoW Commercial
http://content.usatoday.com/communi...harlie-sheen-watch-your-language-pal/1?csp=34

My name is Charlie Sheen.... and I'm a Human Warlock!

And he's gone, officially now:

http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/03/07/sheen.fired/index.html?hpt=C2

So, who will John Cryer mooch off of now?

The quotes get better by the day:

"This is very good news," Sheen said in a statement to TMZ. "They continue to be in breach, like so many whales.
"It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions ... and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension."

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He did not say that. No way. He really said he was a warlock again?

What's funny is that this is pissing off Wiccans who say it demeans the name "warlock".

Espy said:

He did not say that. No way. He really said he was a warlock again?

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http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/03/07/sheen.fired/index.html?hpt=P1&iref=NS1#

Yes. Yes he did.

WOW

Fantastic isn't it? I get giddy thinking about his next interview.

Dave said:

What's funny is that this is pissing off Wiccans who say it demeans the name "warlock".

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And then the Warlocks would call saying that the Wiccans need to lay off their brand name...

I can't stop laughing at this. I just can't. I'm in tears, I can't focus, I'm laughing hard.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/03/07/gary.busey.praying.sheen.ppl/index.html?hpt=Sbin

You know you may be in serious trouble if Gary Busey starts worrying about you.

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Truer words have never been spoken.

So, apparently (one of) Shiny Chuck's phone numbers is out in the ether. Anyone wanna give him a ring-a-ding?

drifter said:

So, apparently (one of) Shiny Chuck's phone numbers is out in the ether. Anyone wanna give him a ring-a-ding?

Spoiler

310-975-5732

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I don't think anyone here has TigerBlood™... calling him would be pointless because we just couldn't process the conversation.

Sheen should be sent to Wisconsin to sort things out. Then the MIddle East.

So, did someone give him that book of Chuck Norris Facts recently and he didn't notice that it wasn't Chuck Sheen Facts?

Espy said:

Sheen should be sent to Wisconsin to sort things out. Then the MIddle East.

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I'm pretty sure he already solved the middle east:


Not his fault you trolls screwed it up again...

And here.... we...... go!

http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/03/10/sheen.lawsuit/index.html?hpt=Sbin#

What case does he have? All they have to do is pay out anything else they owe him and the others in their contracts and then it's done. Unless NBC is saying he violated the contract?

AshburnerX said:

What case does he have? All they have to do is pay out anything else they owe him and the others in their contracts and then it's done. Unless NBC CBS is saying he violated the contract?

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CBS has a clause that negates contracts if the person commits a crime or immoral acts. I don't remember the exact wording, but basically by admitting that he uses drugs and has orgies the network has everything they need to terminate his contract without paying the rest.

There's not a business in the world that can't fire you for openly telling your boss to fuck off especially if you do it several dozen times....on national tv, while surrounded by your porn star girlfriends and visibly blasted out of your mind on cocaine.

Charlie Sheen the Reality Show. Count on it.

Frankie Williamson said:

There's not a business in the world that can't fire you for openly telling your boss to fuck off especially if you do it several dozen times....on national tv, while surrounded by your porn star girlfriends and visibly blasted out of your mind on cocaine.

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And yet they will almost always settle out of court with the plaintiff once the lawsuits start flying around.

Frankie Williamson said:

There's not a business in the world that can't fire you for openly telling your boss to fuck off especially if you do it several dozen times....on national tv, while surrounded by your porn star girlfriends and visibly blasted out of your mind on cocaine.

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Except if it increases the ratings of your hit TV show. Then you actually get a raise.

Until you call him Jewish - then you're outta there!

Now you can wipe him off the face of (your/the) internet!

http://www.cnn.com/2011/TECH/web/03/09/charlie.sheen.blocker/index.html?iref=NS1#

Jiarn said:

Charlie Sheen the Reality Show. Count on it.

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I heard something about that. He is likely too crazy for reality TV. Even reality TV participants (i refuse to call them stars) have to show up for work.

That's just it, Reality TV that follows him around means he doesn't have to "show up" for anything.

Jiarn said:

That's just it, Reality TV that follows him around means he doesn't have to "show up" for anything.

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like the whole crew follow him!

Don't worry, folks. Two and a Half Men's got a replacement, now!

I would watch that.

^^That sounds like the tittle of a porn movie starring a dwarf.

Green_Lantern said:

^^That sounds like the tittle of a porn movie starring a dwarf.

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I'd watch that, too.

Ravenpoe said:

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I'd watch that, too.

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gaaaaay

I might not like the guy, but this was classy and hilarious:

http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2011/03/11/jon-cryer-the-fact-is-im-a-troll/?iref=obnetwork

Kudos Mr.Cryer.

Jiarn said:

I might not like the guy, but this was classy and hilarious:

http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2011/03/11/jon-cryer-the-fact-is-im-a-troll/?iref=obnetwork

Kudos Mr.Cryer.

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That was funnier than the show.

SpecialKO said:

That was funnier than the show.

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Thats not exactly difficult you know. Hell my dead grandmother is funnier than that show. And she's dead.

..it gets better...

That brought tears to my eyes.

Um.... wow.

http://www.tvguide.com/News/Ashton-Kutcher-Sheen-Men-1033019.aspx

Jiarn said:

Um.... wow.

http://www.tvguide.com/News/Ashton-Kutcher-Sheen-Men-1033019.aspx

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Charlie just got Punk'd!!!!!

It's like, I wanted to make a joke "I guess Ashton is now WINNING!" but my brain hurt too much after reading the news.

HA... HA...

Maybe Ashton is a warlock?

But is he from the Vatican?

Jiarn said:

It's like, I wanted to make a joke "I guess Ashton is now WINNING!" but my brain hurt too much after reading the news.

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That's why i went with punk'd.

@Li3n said:

But is he from the Vatican?

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No, but he may have tiger blood and/or Adonis DNA.

So will Ashton start stealing Brian Wilson's shtick too?

For those who don't know, it's this guy:


All of Sheen's strangest rants are just lifted from Brian Wilson interviews.

Fun fact: Our beloved Weird Beard does not do drugs. He's just fucking crazy.

EDIT: Further examples of the insanity -

Tress said:

Fun fact: Our beloved Weird Beard does not do drugs. He's just fucking crazy.

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The best ones are.

But what the hell is up with the Grecian Formula in his beard?

sixpackshaker said:

But what the hell is up with the Grecian Formula in his beard?

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He was told he couldn't make it orange, so he went with black. One way or the other he wanted his beard to match the team's colors.

It is sad that a manager has to tell a grown-ass man what to do.

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It is sad that a manager has to tell a grown-ass man what to do.

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The league wouldn't let him do it, actually. I'm pretty sure Bochy doesn't care. The league would classify it a distraction. It's the same reason they made him switch his orange shoes while he was pitching.