The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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figmentPez
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I have a name, you know.
You're "Big Blue" right?I have a name, you know.
Good night @GasBandit . Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
I'm listening to a podcast, and the guest, who had a distinct accent, said, "Nancy Drew."
I misheard and thought she said, "Nazi Drew."
Hoo boy, that conjured up some inappropriate images.
I misheard and thought she said, "Nazi Drew."
Hoo boy, that conjured up some inappropriate images.
figmentPez
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When entering a refund request form for a customer, I almost accidentally copy/pasted their account number as the dollar amount. Our account numbers are 16 digits long.
So they almost got a refund of over 81 quadrillion dollars.
I...don't think my company could cover that.
So they almost got a refund of over 81 quadrillion dollars.
I...don't think my company could cover that.
Yeah, but that's like Canadian currency, right? They might have it.
True! That's like, what? 5 bucks in American currency?
It was my wife and I's 11th anniversary last Friday, so naturally I decided to be romantic and say something along the lines of, "Darling, you're the most beautiful woman in the world."
This sparked a discussion about how, if she's the most beautiful woman in the world, why aren't talent agents stopping her in the street to ask her to star in movies or work as a model, and maybe random men should be propositioning her, but hey some of those men might be married, so she'd end up as a mistress to a married man, and if she's gonna be a mistress I think she should pick a really rich guy, because she's the most beautiful woman in the world so she should be able to snag a rich married dude, don't make the mistake of being a mistress for a broke guy, there's no future in that, plus the guy might get divorced if his wife finds out about the affair, so she'd want a man who's rich enough to pay alimony PLUS give my wife the kind of quality of life she's come to expect as a mistress.
Fellas, my recommendation would be to marry a girl who can conduct in-depth discussions with you about her prospects as a homewrecker.
This sparked a discussion about how, if she's the most beautiful woman in the world, why aren't talent agents stopping her in the street to ask her to star in movies or work as a model, and maybe random men should be propositioning her, but hey some of those men might be married, so she'd end up as a mistress to a married man, and if she's gonna be a mistress I think she should pick a really rich guy, because she's the most beautiful woman in the world so she should be able to snag a rich married dude, don't make the mistake of being a mistress for a broke guy, there's no future in that, plus the guy might get divorced if his wife finds out about the affair, so she'd want a man who's rich enough to pay alimony PLUS give my wife the kind of quality of life she's come to expect as a mistress.
Fellas, my recommendation would be to marry a girl who can conduct in-depth discussions with you about her prospects as a homewrecker.