The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

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Have you ever googled one of your friends or acquaintances only to find out they share a name with a porn star? Because I just did.
 
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WasabiPoptart said:
I used to love veggie pizza. There was a place near where I lived, when I was single, that made a really good one. It looked about like yours, but with spinach too. I'd buy a large, put half in the freezer, put two slices in the fridge and eat the other two. It was great!
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Spinach, tomato and onion is my go to when I get it from Pizzaville, but 241 doesn't do Spinach as a topping, so I go with broccoli there instead.
Tomato, pineapple and jalepeno is another go to of mine.
Panago has the greatest veggie pizza though: Coconut curry sauce, roasted garlic, baby spinach leaves, green peppers, pineapple, hot banana peppers, mozzarella + cheddar cheese
 
Celt Z

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I like veggie pizza, and the place next to us makes a real good one, but I just can't do broccoli on pizza. I like broccoli generally, but I feel like it never mixes well with the rest of the pizza.
 
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My primary objection to veggie pizza is economic in nature. If I add bacon and sausage to my pizza, it costs me the same as if I'd added onions and green peppers. I'm not paying bacon prices for onion, you guys!
 
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Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice; Batman, Black Vulcan and Apache Chief receive an urgent distress call.
 
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But their hair is fine now.[DOUBLEPOST=1428785184,1428785052][/DOUBLEPOST]A Marvin the Martian impression is perfect for singing Godsmack songs. Go ahead and try it.

"Voooooodooo voooooodooo"
 
PatrThom

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Have you ever googled one of your friends or acquaintances only to find out they share a name with a porn star? Because I just did.
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I Googled my wife's rather unusual name only to discover she shares it with someone who was convicted of stabbing her husband multiple times.

--Patrick
 
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Thanks to Charlie, now I have the perfect answer for when my wife asks if is she looks old/fat/ugly. Now I answer "You are as old/fat/ugly as I am a white and priviledged".
 
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Yoshimickster said:
Hmm, Sargon of Akkad! I like politics, I'll check out his feminism video!

*4 minutes in*

And he drops the n-word out of no-where, while also using a bloody joke from a Sarah Silverman commercial as a point against feminism. Both instances show fallacy.
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No kidding, I don't know how the fuck my "suggested" Youtube feed got full of his videos, but they couldn't be not interested fast enough.
 
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Shit like that is why I don't even bother with youtube channels I'm not already subscribed to that don't come highly recommended by trusted friends. There's so much garbage on there. I hate people.
 
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Even worse than hearing his boring bull-shit, is the fact that this guy gets over 600 dollars per video! WHAT?! HOW?! He HAD to have made a deal with some sort of astral being or something, that shit's ridiculous.
 
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WasabiPoptart said:
So...why hasn't Cyclops burned through his own eyelids?
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His mind emits a psychic force field that renders his entire body immune to his optic blasts allowing him to contain them by simply closing his eyes.



Question: You know how in all the police and detective shows they have a big board that has pictures of everyone on them with lots of strings and notes. Is this a real thing or just a method of visual representation used by tv/movie makers much like every bag of groceries on screen must have a baguette sticking out so the audience knows that they are indeed groceries.
 
Ravenpoe

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WasabiPoptart said:
So...why hasn't Cyclops burned through his own eyelids?
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His body absorbs the kinetic energy he emits. He can block the beams with his hands as well, though not as effectively.

Also, random Cyclops fact that may or may not have been retconned since I haven't read X-Men in ages: other people who have managed to possess his body or otherwise gain access to his powers have been able to turn off the eyebeams. Cyclops's inability to is mental, not physical. Though, Rogue absorbing his powers absorbs this same mental inability, since she takes the knowledge of the person as well as their abilities.
 
Yoshimickster

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His eyes are also a portal to a non-einsteinian universe that continually releases a beam from said universe...they REALLY overthought his power-source. Was it because the whole "Eye beams powered by solar power" deal was too much like Superman?
 
PatrThom

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Yoshimickster said:
His eyes are also a portal to a non-einsteinian universe that continually releases a beam from said universe...they REALLY overthought his power-source. Was it because the whole "Eye beams powered by solar power" deal was too much like Superman?
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I remember the whole photosynthesis angle, more for the phrase "if he were to open those power-packed peepers" than anything else.

--Patrick
 
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Dear standardizers of C++11: Thank you for lambdas, auto, and range-based for loops. You took my favorite language and supercharged it with awesome.
 
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I was watching The Fugitive today and at one point Tommy Lee Jones does one of those sudden squealing-tires direction changes. Thing is from inside the car it sure looks like he does a 360.

"Hold on, I need to make a sudden turn."
"But, sir, we're going the same direction we were when we started!"
"And they'll never see it coming."
 
GasBandit

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fade said:
I was watching The Fugitive today and at one point Tommy Lee Jones does one of those sudden squealing-tires direction changes. Thing is from inside the car it sure looks like he does a 360.

"Hold on, I need to make a sudden turn."
"But, sir, we're going the same direction we were when we started!"
"And they'll never see it coming."
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Something I saw on Imgur today: "Tommy Lee Jones always looks like his son just told him he wants to ride unicycle professionally."
 
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