[Other] The not so funny pic thread (some NSFL or gore)

[Shegokigo]

Comedy. Gold. SeraRelm

 

[SeraRelm]

COMPARE!

Analysis
Yoda: Small in stature, big pointy ears, odd complexion, odd speech patterns, magic powers, dressed in rags.
Dobby: Small in stature, big pointy ears, odd complexion, odd speech patterns, magic powers, dressed in rags.

Yoda was a house elf.

 

[Shegokigo]

Dobby could teleport, therefore he wins by default.

 

[Dave]

Dobby could teleport, therefore he wins by default.

So could Yoda. He just chose not to. Like R2D2 never chose to fly anywhere when obviously he could.

 

[SeraRelm]

It's not a vs battle, it's a comparison showing Yoda to be a house elf.

 

[fade]

Yeah, I helped out at the academy when my wife and her class got sprayed. Nothing like seeing cornfed boys crying, and saying they'd rather get kicked in the balls 5 times than have that again.

 

[bhamv3]

Dobby: Vulnerable to bladed weapons.

Yoda: Not vulnerable to anything at all.

Conclusion: If Yoda's a house elf, then he's the most badass mother elfer ever.

 

[CrimsonSoul]

It could go either way, as I said. There is a very real chance it could give an opportunity to escape but I think it could very well put you in greater danger, such as in a situation where there are multiple attackers. I honestly think Mace would be a more effective tool (In my experience anyway, very few people are resistant to OC spray).

In my experience the more adrenaline in your system the less that OC spray has any effect what so ever

 

[Officer_Charon]

In my experience the more adrenaline in your system the less that OC spray has any effect what so ever

That or booze. Or any kind of drug, really...

 

[CrimsonSoul]

That or booze. Or any kind of drug, really...

True LOL I've OCed guys on bad trips before, that was a fun time especially since it was like 10 minutes before I got off shift, yay OT to fill out a UOF report.

 

[PatrThom]

I know it stands for Oleoresin Capsicum, but I keep thinking you've just boosted these guys' clock speed somehow (caffeine? amphetamines?).

--Patrick

 

[Just Me]

I know it stands for Oleoresin Capsicum, but I keep thinking you've just boosted these guys' clock speed somehow (caffeine? amphetamines?).

--Patrick

So I learned something new today. I knew it was some kind of abbreviation, but instantly read it as Officer Charon doing something...
Let's get this guy Officer Charoned! /spray

Sorry!

 

[PatrThom]

Let's get this guy Officer Charoned! /spray

Much funnier than my explanation.

--Patrick

 

[sixpackshaker]

Protesters?

Time to water the hippies...

 

[jwhouk]

There are some people out there who thrive on OC/pepper spray. Of course, if you keep using it routinely in an enclosed space for a long period of time, you can develop a tolerance/resistance to it.

 

[drifter]

 

[sixpackshaker]

 

[jwhouk]

Nah, that's not a bad pic. Nichelle's obviously a little old, but c'mon.

 

[GasBandit]

This isn't the "bad" picture thread, it's the thread of pictures that aren't funny. That means regular pictures as well as horrifying.

 

[SeraRelm]

http://rgifs.gifbin.com/012012/1326825211_dog_balances_on_a_chain.gif
And freaking awesome.

 

[SeraRelm]

The dog was ok.

Peter was awesome.

I have no idea.

 

[Yoshimickster]

The dog was ok.

Peter was awesome.

I have no idea.

Ah man I forgot about that movie! That face will haunt me forever. Look up Cinema Snob.

 

[LittleSin]

Tee hee. Sinful Dwarf!

 

[Covar]

 

[sixpackshaker]

Do. Not. Cross. The... BOOOOM! Streams.

 

[drifter]

Made from sheets of colored paper. Some more here.

 

[Dirona]

Just kind of cool: inside instruments.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Nice fiddle.

 

[SeraRelm]

 

[fade]

That's what they get for having a front window made out of sugar.

 

[SeraRelm]

Me at work today.

 

[drifter]

 

[checkeredhat]

Spoiler

(And it's not a photoshop, either)

 

[SeraRelm]

 

[checkeredhat]

Spoiler: NSFW Language