The I'm Drunk/Wasted/High thread part too drunk to count

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D'aww, I like you fine too, LR. I definitely need to make a return to Germany, and practice my terrible Deutsch and share alcohol with you.
 
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you should visit hamburg now.its the 100+ birthday of our harbor,which means nonstop beer,food and musik all week long.an the weather is super.
 
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by the way,i got friend zoned so hard,my grandkids will get whiplash.hence the vodka
Oof. Not a good time, friendo. Embrace the comfort of the vodka.[DOUBLEPOST=1367889763][/DOUBLEPOST]
you should visit hamburg now.its the 100+ birthday of our harbor,which means nonstop beer,food and musik all week long.an the weather is super.
I can't leave this week! I wish. But, this summer, I would like to make a trip. I loved Germany the first time round. Everyone was so nice. The girls did not take to me, though, but I was also not exactly at my prime there.
 
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my bartender was all like "wjat? you got friendzoned? all your drinks will have twice as much vodka toonight."
thanks marius.
 
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pshaw.german girls looove the foreigners. speak some terrible germinglish,apologize for it and start touching them on the soulder and so and bam,you got a bed for the night.[DOUBLEPOST=1367889946][/DOUBLEPOST]
Your bartender is fuckin' rad.
hes the best.it helps that I also work in the service industry (i am a sushi chef) and we both know how hard it is,.
we kinda connect.
 
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pshaw.german girls looove the foreigners. speak some terrible germinglish,apologize for it and start touching them on the soulder and so and bam,you got a bed for the night..
Where were you when I was in Berlin & Munich in 2010?! ACH DU LIEBER! (No idea if that's situationally appropriate.)
 
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for all its beauties,hamburg has only 2 cocktail bars that I like to go to.because they use top shelf liquer(?) for their drink at a reasonable price,instead of that shitty stuff that givers you a major hangover next morning.

at the minimum please use bombay blue saphire for my gin tonice.everything esle is just a waste of my braincells.[DOUBLEPOST=1367890171][/DOUBLEPOST]BERLIN GIRLS?! even more easy. I picked one up while messily eating a sub at SUBWAYS during fashion week.
ok,it wasnt that hard,a totaly coked up polish gernmab model,but hey,free hotel room.[DOUBLEPOST=1367890268][/DOUBLEPOST]thing is,germany gets totaly a bad rap for being prude and shit.which is totaly false.this generatiuon is very liberated and just wants to enjoy itself. if the first girls say no,the second or third will say yes. ypi just need to cook breakfast in the morning.it is the polite thing to do.
 
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Look, I suck at meeting women. Successful one night stands are a challenge for me. Also I hadn't slept in like a week, and my nights in Germany were largely full of fatigue.
 
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this sounds incredibly sexist to some maybe.it probably is.but thats the jist.we kinda got fed up on the whole german discipline thing and live evcery day to the fullest and enjoy everything and everyone 100%.
we get sex ed at grade 1 for crying oujt loud.my first school day was how children are made.[DOUBLEPOST=1367890597][/DOUBLEPOST]
Look, I suck at meeting women. Successful one night stands are a challenge for me. Also I hadn't slept in like a week, and my nights in Germany were largely full of fatigue.
I know that feeling.I am living on energy drinks at the moment.so much work,on the side I am a member for an anti-nazi youth movement and we regularly do charity parties where we collect money for fees,propaganda and stuff and I have to keep my social life alive. sleep is a luxury.
 
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Is THAT you? Bro,you just need to stand there.No need for moves or that shit. They will come.[DOUBLEPOST=1367891084][/DOUBLEPOST]Urg,i just used bro. I am sorry.
 
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And I find a little greener shade of envyyyyy

wherever you goooooooo
is breaking me slowlyyyyyy

... I may have had wine before this scotch
 
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should introuduce you to my friend Dominique.you are just her type.
Sorry, this week you said?! :D bwahaha[DOUBLEPOST=1367891636][/DOUBLEPOST]
Red or white?
I have found a new love for dry white wine from afrika
Red, a crappy malbec. But, it was open, and I wasn't eating anything especially great. I have nice white vigognier in my fridge... I'll crack it open for company I think.
 

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I am never introducing Chad to my wife. Holy shit, he's a freaking male model.
 
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Seriously.He has that whole troubled poet/artist look going for him.[DOUBLEPOST=1367891822][/DOUBLEPOST]he probably could say "I am gonna paint you like one of my french models" and they would believe him.
 
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Red, a crappy malbec. But, it was open, and I wasn't eating anything especially great. I have nice white vigognier in my fridge... I'll crack it open for company I think.
I have really good connections when it comes to wine.the dad of my best friend is a wine dealer who travels in search of good wine.Had a 1000€ red wine from some remote monastery in greece that tasted like feet last week. I was like "the 4€ wine from the discounter tastes way better",but he sometimes brings realy good wine,usually from afrika.
 
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I have really good connections when it comes to wine.the dad of my best friend is a wine dealer who travels in search of good wine.Had a 1000€ red wine from some remote monastery in greece that tasted like feet last week,but he sometimes brings realy good wine,usually from afrika.
I am... superbly jealous at the moment
 
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A real stroke of luck.got invited to dinner,the dad finds out I like wine and that I have a very sensitive tounge ( I usualy can tell which country my coffee is from) and regularly get invited to wine tastings he holds.Wines we deem good get sold at his store,the rest he gives away.
 
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A real stroke of luck.got invited to dinner,the dad finds out I like wine and that I have a very sensitive tounge ( I usualy can tell which country my coffee is from) and regularly get invited to wine tastings he holds.Wines we deem good get sold at his store,the rest he gives away.
So the trick is say the good wines are bad, and swoop them up in the giveaway!


Nasty and delicious all at the same time
wtf is that?
 
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you know what I haven't had in a long long long long long long...

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time?

Coffee with bailey's, or as they say in Germany, coffee avec du Bailey's