Tea?

[Krisken]

That's right. Spread it to every corner. Let the puns leave a creamy, tangy taste in your mouths. It only adds to the flavor of the forum, complimenting the meat of the posts, the tomato off color comments, the crisp delight of the lettuce.

So bring the puns. Lettuce delight in them if we mustard.

 

[tegid]

So bring the puns. Lettuce delight in them if we mustard.

Shit! I use that one on an almost dairy basis! You give me hopes!

(I'm trying! It is true though, I regularly say 'Lechuga vamos', Spanish for 'lettuce go'.)

 

[figmentPez]

You're singing a strange tune. Can you hummus a few bars until the rest of us catch the melody?

 

[Officer_Charon]

Buncha saucy hot dogs in this place. And as for our foreign contingent, well-played! Whether you be French, dijonnaise, hollandaise, Italian, Russian, or Catalan, you need not fear any spoilage. Your puns are just as fresh as any on offer at this buffet

 

[North_Ranger]

Thanks! I'm trying to mustard all my language skills for this task. I just hope I won't end up sounding like a big ham, that's all.

 

[Null]

Don't get saucy with me, Bearnaise. Besides, you'll need to conserve your energy if you're going to see Lady Marmalade. I hear she's well preserved.

 

[North_Ranger]

Oh, I'll manage. I'll just pepper the conversation with my wit. But I'll take your advice, albeit with a pinch of salt.

 

[Element 117]

The iPad defaults to either kris ken or Kristen. It was the only clean key board at the time,

 

[Krisken]

It's all good. Just thought I'd make a joke out of it.

 

[Element 117]

It's all good. Just thought I'd make a joke out of it.

Me too, which is why I left it, kristen.

 

[Baerdog]

Man, this thread went places this weekend. I think I'm gonna have to brew some motherfuckin' Earl Grey tonight.

 

[Null]

Cold green tea has been quite helpful in dealing with the heat and humidity this weekend.

 

[phil]

That lemon herbal tea has felt good on my soar throat today.

 

[Calleja]

Cold green tea has been quite helpful in dealing with the heat and humidity this weekend.

This right here? THAT'S good baiting, people.

 

[Chazwozel]

... wait, you sayin' there's more than one type of mayo? (Light mayo doesn't count, it's still gonna do a number on your diet)

No, but there is a definite love it or hate it reaction to mayo.[/QUOTE]

Mayo? ...Meh.[/QUOTE]
You, sir, are an anomaly. Relish it.[/QUOTE]

Mayo? No thanks. I'd rather not dollop my sandwich full of something that looks like and has similar consistency to cum.

Fuck you bitches AHAHHAHAHAHHAHA:

 

[Calleja]

Whoa.. you need to drink more water if your cum is coming out like mayo, dude

 

[Null]

Or stop leaving his mayo out in the sun for a few days.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Ah, secret sauce, Null?

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

Or find out who's putting jizz in his mayo jar when he's not at home.

 

[Krisken]

 

[Cajungal]

Spicy brown mustard > Mayonnaise, forever and ever Amen.

 

[makare]

I live in a great nation that allows us to have both. God Bless 'Merica!

 

[Krisken]

I live in a great nation that allows us to have both. God Bless 'Merica!

Together? But that's madness!

 

[North_Ranger]

Madness?

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

I live in a great nation that allows us to have both. God Bless 'Merica!

Together? But that's madness![/QUOTE]

Delicious, delicious madness.

 

[Officer_Charon]

THIS IS HELLMANS!

 

[makare]

on a side note, Jizz in a Jar would be a hysterical name for a condiment.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Or a fantastic Band Name

 

[North_Ranger]

on a side note, Jizz in a Jar would be a hysterical name for a condiment.

In all honesty, to me it sounds like a Gungan porn site.

 

[makare]

Fine kill me dreams.

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

I think Vince, the ShamWow guy, could sell Jizz in a Jar.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Jizz in a Jar would be better as directions given in a sperm bank.

 

[Officer_Charon]

I think Vince, the ShamWow guy, could sell Jizz in a Jar.

Just wait til you try his nuts. You're gonna LOVE his nuts.

 

[North_Ranger]

I think Vince, the ShamWow guy, could sell Jizz in a Jar.

Just wait til you try his nuts. You're gonna LOVE his nuts. [/QUOTE]

No thanks, I already got pudding.

 

[makare]

Is your sandwich lacking pizazz? You need JIZZ IN A JAR!

It also serves as a great skin care product. *product not actually beneficial to skin that is just a dirty dirty lie*