walking on the sidewalk, talking on the phone very excited because my friend Thomas from Costa Mesa is coming in a few weeks and, well, he's really cool and I miss my friends from over there AND this probably means I'll get laid so yes, we can say my excitement was fairly obvious.
I passed through a group of 2 guys and 2 girls without really paying any attention to them but, apparently my arm made some sort of contact with one of the girls' shoulder in a way that she interpreted as me hitting her intentionally and started yelling at me, at first I didn't even realized she was yelling at me, I was completely caught up in my conversation, until she grabbed my arm and pulled me, I snapped out of it and just said "I'll call you back" and hung up. I was more confused than angry or anything, it was all very sudden, I turned around, looked down and saw her.
I'm about 5'6 tall, not the tallest person but for mexican standards I'm considered tall... she was like 5 ft tall, her head barely reached the level of my shoulders, I thought that was kind of funny. She started yelling and cursing and called me all sorts of nasty things you can imagine. At that point I didn't know if I was mad or amused or what, everything was just weird and ridiculous.
I asked her what her problem was and she told me not to play dumb, she said I hit her on purpose and now I was going to see "who I had messed with"; she wanted to beat my ass... I laughed and she didn't take it very well. She started walking towards me and one of her male friends grabbed her by the wrist and told her to quit it but oh boy, was she determined to beat the crap out of me.
I have to say it was a little scary because my fighting skills are worthless shit, I'm very peaceful and I find physical violence quite disgusting, but it was also hilarious, these ghetto girls can get so pissed with so little and turn into ravishing little creatures with horrendous makeup and greasy hair.
I told her I was in a hurry and had no time for her stupidity, she screamed even louder and tried to get off the guy's grip with no luck.
As I was starting to walk away I said "sorry hun, if you liked me so much you shoulda just said it
" winked, smiled at her and turned around just to hear her yell more vulgarities, threats and nonsense until I just couldn't hear her anymore.
These kind of things never happen to me, I laughed a lot about it and then realized I had been quite lucky that this fine lady's friends weren't very supportive of her... she would've probably made me eat dirt.
How are your fighting skills, my fellow forumites? Are you all about ass kicking or do you prefer avoiding it? How do you handle things like bar fights and stuff?
I passed through a group of 2 guys and 2 girls without really paying any attention to them but, apparently my arm made some sort of contact with one of the girls' shoulder in a way that she interpreted as me hitting her intentionally and started yelling at me, at first I didn't even realized she was yelling at me, I was completely caught up in my conversation, until she grabbed my arm and pulled me, I snapped out of it and just said "I'll call you back" and hung up. I was more confused than angry or anything, it was all very sudden, I turned around, looked down and saw her.
I'm about 5'6 tall, not the tallest person but for mexican standards I'm considered tall... she was like 5 ft tall, her head barely reached the level of my shoulders, I thought that was kind of funny. She started yelling and cursing and called me all sorts of nasty things you can imagine. At that point I didn't know if I was mad or amused or what, everything was just weird and ridiculous.
I asked her what her problem was and she told me not to play dumb, she said I hit her on purpose and now I was going to see "who I had messed with"; she wanted to beat my ass... I laughed and she didn't take it very well. She started walking towards me and one of her male friends grabbed her by the wrist and told her to quit it but oh boy, was she determined to beat the crap out of me.
I have to say it was a little scary because my fighting skills are worthless shit, I'm very peaceful and I find physical violence quite disgusting, but it was also hilarious, these ghetto girls can get so pissed with so little and turn into ravishing little creatures with horrendous makeup and greasy hair.
I told her I was in a hurry and had no time for her stupidity, she screamed even louder and tried to get off the guy's grip with no luck.
As I was starting to walk away I said "sorry hun, if you liked me so much you shoulda just said it
" winked, smiled at her and turned around just to hear her yell more vulgarities, threats and nonsense until I just couldn't hear her anymore.These kind of things never happen to me, I laughed a lot about it and then realized I had been quite lucky that this fine lady's friends weren't very supportive of her... she would've probably made me eat dirt.
How are your fighting skills, my fellow forumites? Are you all about ass kicking or do you prefer avoiding it? How do you handle things like bar fights and stuff?
