Random Video Game Crap

figmentPez

Staff member
I am getting so fucking sick of "Community content for this product may not be appropriate for all ages, or may not be appropriate for viewing at work." I'm trying to follow several threads about controllers suddenly not working in Saints Row 4, and every single time I go back to check a thread, I have to click through that page. If I open a thread in a new tab (my usual process in forums when there are multiple threads I want to read), every new tab makes me confirm yet again that I'm okay with seeing adult content. It's absolutely ridiculous. I can hit up my Amazon Prime watchlist and start an R-rated movie without so much as a "the following movie is rated R" splash screen, but Steam won't let mew view a page of text posts without making me click "Continue"? Why?!
 
I am getting so fucking sick of "Community content for this product may not be appropriate for all ages, or may not be appropriate for viewing at work." I'm trying to follow several threads about controllers suddenly not working in Saints Row 4, and every single time I go back to check a thread, I have to click through that page. If I open a thread in a new tab (my usual process in forums when there are multiple threads I want to read), every new tab makes me confirm yet again that I'm okay with seeing adult content. It's absolutely ridiculous. I can hit up my Amazon Prime watchlist and start an R-rated movie without so much as a "the following movie is rated R" splash screen, but Steam won't let mew view a page of text posts without making me click "Continue"? Why?!
Yeah, that gets really annoying at times. I don't understand why they don't have some kind of recognition for your age on the entire app for us older fogies.
 

figmentPez

Staff member
Yeah, that gets really annoying at times. I don't understand why they don't have some kind of recognition for your age on the entire app for us older fogies.
It's not even consistent. I can view the community pages for some M-rated games (like The Wolf Among Us) without having to say "yes, I know I might see boobies". And I don't have to go through that confirmation page if I'm in Steam itself.

I looked in the Steam forums to see if there were any discussions on the matter. There are... with some really stupid people defending it as necessary. They claim: the ESRB requires it by law (the ESRB has no legal authority), Valve would get sued if they didn't have it (I don't have to confirm my age to run the damn game), porn sites have age gates... :facepalm:
 
I just discovered this YouTube channel. They take full control of a game's camera, clip through the walls, and peel back the layers of games and see what's going on outside of your view. Like Killer Croc's model disappearing after he walks off screen, then the whole room, to save on memory. It's pretty cool.

 

fade

Staff member
I want another game that makes me go, "Did...did I just play the bad guy?" at the very end of it. Like
The Last of Us
 

figmentPez

Staff member
I want another game that makes me go, "Did...did I just play the bad guy?" at the very end of it. Like
The Last of Us
You mean like Overlord?

No, wait, that's almost the exact opposite.
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I don't know how to make a game recommendation to you without spoiling that particular twist.
Yeah, there are at least two games that I can think of that make you ask that question, though maybe not quite a starkly as the game Fade mentioned, but I don't want to spoil them anyway.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Yeah, there are at least two games that I can think of that make you ask that question, though maybe not quite a starkly as the game Fade mentioned, but I don't want to spoil them anyway.
The two that leap to mind for me are

Braid and Spec Ops: The Line. Edit: Oh, and Prototype... and most people's first playthrough of Undertale

Are those the ones you were thinking of?
 

figmentPez

Staff member
The two that leap to mind for me are

Braid and Spec Ops: The Line. Edit: Oh, and Prototype... and most people's first playthrough of Undertale

Are those the ones you were thinking of?
You got one of the ones I had in mind:

I was thinking of Spec Ops: The Line (though it's pretty obvious you've come unhinged well before the end) and Far Cry 2 (though you're never really the good guy; it just waits until the end to kick you in the stomach that the game is going to make a point of what a violent asshole you've been.

And then there's the moral quandary of the Left 4 Dead games, which I'll just post without a spoiler box, because they're not really story driven games. You're not the bad guys in those, but you're still carriers of the infection, even if you're immune, and you've unknowingly infected others during your travels.

And does it count if the second game in the series takes place in a future where the heroes of the first game have become corrupt despots?
 

figmentPez

Staff member
I think even the first game in the series, X-Men vs Street Fighter, had more characters than that. Now it's basically "MCU vs a few Capcom stragglers"
Going by the Wikipedia entries:

X-Men vs Street Fighter: 17
Marvel Super Heroes vs Street Fighter: 17 + 6 palette swaps = 23?
Marvel vs Capcom: 15 + 1 secret character + 5 palette swaps = 21 + 20 support characters
Marvel vs Capcom 2: 56
Marvel vs Capcom 3: 36 + 2 DLC = 38
Ultimate MvC3: 48 + 2 DLC = 50

Marvel vs Capcom Infinite: 22 + 2 DLC = 24
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Going by the Wikipedia entries:

X-Men vs Street Fighter: 17
Marvel Super Heroes vs Street Fighter: 17 + 6 palette swaps = 23?
Marvel vs Capcom: 15 + 1 secret character + 5 palette swaps = 21 + 20 support characters
Marvel vs Capcom 2: 56
Marvel vs Capcom 3: 36 + 2 DLC = 38
Ultimate MvC3: 48 + 2 DLC = 50

Marvel vs Capcom Infinite: 22 + 2 DLC = 24
Well, then, I stand corrected. But it's still a step in the wrong direction IMO. Not that I've played a MvC game since MvC2.
 
Now that my wife has finished Persona 4, she wants to play Persona 3, so I went to download the Portable version, and the store's busted. I check the online complaints and they'd started withing seconds of my looking it up, so likely hit everyone at the same time, perhaps mid-game.

FFS Sony ...

Two minutes. You couldn't have waited two more minutes to break your stupid network so I could download a game for my wife.

Every time something like this happens, I wonder if they've been hacked again. But I'm only most right.
 
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