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Jul 12, 2015#1

Anonymous

I find myself in need of a longer lasting lubricant. She's enjoying everything during sex, but she is experiencing some minor tearing if we go for anything longer than a quickie. Astroglide is our current line.

Any one have suggestions?

Jul 13, 2015#2

WasabiPoptart

slippery stuff gel

Jul 13, 2015#3

Bubble181

Does it need to be either oil or water based (depending on condom or not, sensitivity to some stuff, etc)?

Jul 13, 2015#4

Anonymous

Water based would be ideal.

Jul 13, 2015#5

Frank

Muko Lubricating Jelly. It's medical grade, water based and an ex of mine that's a nurse swore by it.

Jul 13, 2015#6

Officer_Charon

Never had to use lube before... does that put me in the minority here?

Jul 13, 2015#7

PatrThom

Water-based is safest and easiest to clean.

In my experience, failing lube is a sign that the water is being dried out too fast. Rehydrating existing lube should slippery it back up again (rather than just piling on more and more), the question is more one of choosing clean water to do so. Do you wet your dick in a glass? Do you mist it on? Do you dribble it from on high? That part's up to you, just don't use water that's been sitting out uncovered with a chance to have things land in it.

You might also want to see if the drying is happening because of too little humidity in the room. A fan pointed at the two (or more?) of you might help keep you cool, but it'll also dry her out sneaky fast. If you must have a fan, you can either aim the fan up more towards head/torso, or you can keep the sheet/body positioned to block the breeze's direct path.

--Patrick

Jul 13, 2015#8

fade

Celt Z said:

Was expecting a banana outfit. Disappointed.

Jul 13, 2015#9

Frank

Officer_Charon said:
Never had to use lube before... does that put me in the minority here?

You have never been with someone who liked the backdoor I see.

Jul 13, 2015#10

Officer_Charon

Frank said:
You have never been with someone who liked the backdoor I see.

Only once... Neither of us knew what we were doing then. YEARS ago, when just starting out.

Jul 13, 2015#11

PatrThom

Frank said:
You have never been with someone who liked the backdoor I see.

You didn't specify, or else I would've given different advice.

--Patrick

Jul 13, 2015#12

Dei

You don't need to be backdooring to need lube, shush.

Jul 13, 2015#13

Celt Z

fade said:
Was expecting a banana outfit. Disappointed.

It was Nick's sexual fantasy, not mine.

Jul 13, 2015#14

GasBandit

Dei said:
You don't need to be backdooring to need lube, shush.

Yeah, but you DEFINITELY need it in that case.

Jul 13, 2015#15

Dei

True, but there is a misconception out there that if you need lube for normal sex, something is wrong.

Jul 13, 2015#16

grub

My wife and I find that lube is more necessary when using a condom. Luckily my vasectomy is scheduled for the end of next month, so only 4 months until we won't need them anymore.

Jul 13, 2015#17

Emrys

I am learning more about you guys than I ever wanted to know.

<starts taking notes....>

Jul 13, 2015#18

grub

Voluntary sterilization is not that interesting. Two kids is enough for me.

Jul 13, 2015#19

Officer_Charon

Same here, brother. Looking into getting the snip, myself.

Jul 13, 2015#20

fade

I did it. It was quick and painless. I never took any of the pain meds, because it never hurt. There was a mounting pressure for about a week when I was told not to do anything naughty, solo or otherwise. At the end of the week, it was a little like that scene from Scary Movie, though, and the pressure was gone.

Jul 13, 2015#21

PatrThom

Dei said:
You don't need to be backdooring to need lube, shush.

Never said that. Just said I would've given a different product recommendation if I'd known we weren't talking PIV. It would've probably been oil-based, though, so that has other caveats.

--Patrick

Jul 13, 2015#22

Celt Z

Just stay away from Trojan's lubes. Those sucked.

Jul 13, 2015#23

GasBandit

Celt Z said:
Just stay away from Trojan's lubes. Those sucked.

Jul 13, 2015#24

Celt Z

GasBandit said:

That's....fairly accurate, really.

Jul 13, 2015#25

GasBandit

Celt Z said:
That's....fairly accurate, really.

Jul 13, 2015#26

fade

Especially the outpouring of blood.

Jul 13, 2015#27

Bowielee

Anonymous said:
I find myself in need of a longer lasting lubricant. She's enjoying everything during sex, but she is experiencing some minor tearing if we go for anything longer than a quickie. Astroglide is our current line.

Any one have suggestions?

Silicone based lubricants last forever.

Jul 13, 2015#28

Dei

But they aren't good to use with condoms, so that's an important detail to know.

Jul 13, 2015#29

Ravenpoe

Dei said:
But they aren't good to use with condoms, so that's an important detail to know.

Or some toys[DOUBLEPOST=1436835380,1436835330][/DOUBLEPOST]

Officer_Charon said:
Same here, brother. Looking into getting the snip, myself.

Your new avatar makes that terrifying.

Jul 13, 2015#30

Bowielee

Dei said:
But they aren't good to use with condoms, so that's an important detail to know.

Some silicone based lubes are fine to use with condoms. Personally, my choice is this. It's a little expensive, that's ten dollars for that small bottle, but it works better than just about anything I've ever used.

Jul 13, 2015#31

WasabiPoptart

grub said:
My wife and I find that lube is more necessary when using a condom. Luckily my vasectomy is scheduled for the end of next month, so only 4 months until we won't need them anymore.

Just make sure you get the results of the "after" sample test before not using condoms. I've talked about this previously, but Aussie's vasectomy didn't work. The Navy gave him the run around as far as having another procedure done, so I had surgery about two years ago to get my fallopian tubes removed (yes totally removed and I have photos since it was a laparoscopic surgery :eek:

Jul 13, 2015#32

Ravenpoe

WasabiPoptart said:
Just make sure you get the results of the "after" sample test before not using condoms. I've talked about this previously, but Aussie's vasectomy didn't work. The Navy gave him the run around as far as having another procedure done, so I had surgery about two years ago to get my fallopian tubes removed (yes totally removed and I have photos since it was a laparoscopic surgery).

"I don't want you to just close the roads, I want you to blow the goddamn bridge!"

Jul 13, 2015#33

Frank

Double down on the Muko recommendation. If it's good enough for medical professionals sticking shit in you, it's probably good enough for recreational use. Also, it's inexpensive and discreetly packaged.

Jul 14, 2015#34

WasabiPoptart

Muko must be a Canadian product since I can't find it (online) in a US store. It's not even on Amazon.

Jul 14, 2015#35

Hailey Knight

I forget what the procedure is called, but my wife had a small bit of metal inserted into her abdomen. Makes pregnancy impossible, lasts 10 years, and is removable at any time. This might be useful information for some. I don't usually give the "medicine companies only want profit" conspiracy theories, but I feel like few people have heard of this because there's no profit in a 100% effective treatment that lasts a decade.

Jul 14, 2015#36

Tinwhistler

Zero Esc said:
I forget what the procedure is called, but my wife had a small bit of metal inserted into her abdomen. Makes pregnancy impossible, lasts 10 years, and is removable at any time. This might be useful information for some. I don't usually give the "medicine companies only want profit" conspiracy theories, but I feel like few people have heard of this because there's no profit in a 100% effective treatment that lasts a decade.

Are you talking about an IUD?

Jul 14, 2015#37

fade

WasabiPoptart said:
Just make sure you get the results of the "after" sample test before not using condoms. I've talked about this previously, but Aussie's vasectomy didn't work. The Navy gave him the run around as far as having another procedure done, so I had surgery about two years ago to get my fallopian tubes removed (yes totally removed and I have photos since it was a laparoscopic surgery).

Who wants penne pasta for dinner? I made it myself!

Jul 14, 2015#38

Emrys

fade said:
Who wants penne pasta for dinner? I made it myself!

Bad! Bad fade! You go straight to your room and think about what you've said, young man!

Jul 14, 2015#39

Dei

Zero Esc said:
I forget what the procedure is called, but my wife had a small bit of metal inserted into her abdomen. Makes pregnancy impossible, lasts 10 years, and is removable at any time. This might be useful information for some. I don't usually give the "medicine companies only want profit" conspiracy theories, but I feel like few people have heard of this because there's no profit in a 100% effective treatment that lasts a decade.

I know plenty of people with IUDs, but like all things, they aren't for everyone.

Jul 14, 2015#40

Ravenpoe

Zero Esc said:
I forget what the procedure is called, but my wife had a small bit of metal inserted into her abdomen. Makes pregnancy impossible, lasts 10 years, and is removable at any time. This might be useful information for some. I don't usually give the "medicine companies only want profit" conspiracy theories, but I feel like few people have heard of this because there's no profit in a 100% effective treatment that lasts a decade.

Like all things, it's not 100% effective, but it is pretty close. Less than 1% of women with a copper IUD (which I assume is what you mean) get pregnant, and 2%-10% expel the device (making it no longer work for birth control) within the first year, usually within the first months, which is why it's important to monitor carefully during that time.

Jul 14, 2015#41

Tinwhistler

Dei said:
I know plenty of people with IUDs, but like all things, they aren't for everyone.

If he's talking about an IUD, he's wrong about the "few people have heard of this" theory. It's one of the most widely-used form of reversible long-term contraceptives around. Nearly a quarter of a billion people use them.

Jul 14, 2015#42

Dei

Here’s what happened when Colorado offered free birth control

Jul 14, 2015#43

Dave

Straying into Politics here. I'm tempted to spin this off into the Politics sub, but when looking not sure where to start. Maybe we need a separate "Let's Talk About Sex" thread. (I was going to say let's talk frank about sex, but figured I'd give Frank a big head. Not that head. You guys have dirty minds.

Jul 14, 2015#44

PatrThom

FrankLY?

--Patrick

Jul 14, 2015#45

Dei

Talking about how people definitely know about IUDs strays into politics? I mean I guess if you want to call going from a lube discussion to birth control discussion, but I don't think anyone strayed into OMG EVERYONE SHOULD USE BIRTH CONTROL politics territory. Even my link was just an example of IUDs being quite well known. Maybe spin off everything from the lube conversation to here to a general sex thread, but not in the politics thread.

Jul 14, 2015#46

fade

I'm confused and frightened. And naked. Why am I naked?

Jul 14, 2015#47

Dave

Figures. He's naked...and he doesn't like it.

Jul 14, 2015#48

WasabiPoptart

This is political? Really?

Jul 14, 2015#49

GasBandit

WasabiPoptart said:
This is political? Really?

No, it's still in general, but it's its own thread now.

Jul 14, 2015#50

drawn_inward

Well, it is now. So, pick a side or ELSE.

Jul 14, 2015#51

GasBandit

drawn_inward said:
Well, it is now. So, pick a side or ELSE.

I'M IN FAVOR OF SEX
ALL WHO OPPOSE IT CAN FUCK OFF
OR NOT I GUESS

Jul 14, 2015#52

drawn_inward

GasBandit said:
I'M IN FAVOR OF SEX
ALL WHO OPPOSE IT CAN FUCK OFF
OR NOT I GUESS

How sexist.

Jul 14, 2015#53

GasBandit

This seems like it goes here.

Jul 14, 2015#54

fade

It's true. I saw a condom kick a baby's ass once in Tijuana.

Jul 14, 2015#55

Dave

drawn_inward said:
How sexist.

Jul 14, 2015#56

Jay

Without protection? Coconut oil. TRUSSSST MEEEEEEEE. Totally natural, no stickiness and smells great!

With protection, Astroglide was OK but sliquid is amazing. I'm a huge fan of their H2O brand.

Jul 14, 2015#57

CynicismKills

drawn_inward said:
Well, it is now. So, pick a side or ELSE.

I prefer IUDs well-done.

Jul 14, 2015#58

fade

qIUDznos

Jul 14, 2015#59

WasabiPoptart

NY-style IUDs are best!

Jul 15, 2015#60

Telephius

IUDs standing up?

Jul 15, 2015#61

Ravenpoe

Definitely IUD rolled to the front, like a civilized person.

Jul 15, 2015#62

drawn_inward

Jay said:
Without protection? Coconut oil. TRUSSSST MEEEEEEEE. Totally natural, no stickiness and smells great!

With protection, Astroglide was OK but sliquid is amazing. I'm a huge fan of their H2O brand.

I have read somewhere that some food-grade oils are safe. Probably should have different stocks; wouldn't want to cross-contaminate.

Jul 15, 2015#63

fade

That explains why the french fries taste like fish sticks.

Jul 15, 2015#64

drawn_inward

fade said:
That explains why the french fries taste like fish sticks.

Also, mustard oil is probably a bad idea.

Jul 15, 2015#65

Sparhawk

Chili oil could be worse. Not saying that I KNOW, but ya'know.

Jul 16, 2015#66

GasBandit

Jul 16, 2015#67

Tinwhistler

What the hell? I'm older than some of those women, and I know those terms.

Maybe I'm just a bad person

Jul 16, 2015#68

GasBandit

Tinwhistler said:
What the hell? I'm older than some of those women, and I know those terms.

Maybe I'm just a bad person

It always baffles me how, in this day and age of information and perversion, that there are still adult (yet not elderly) innocent souls who don't know about the things I knew about in 1992. It wouldn't surprise me if at least one of those moms doesn't have an e-mail address, or at least not one they check (only one they had to have to make a facebook account).

Jul 16, 2015#69

drawn_inward

http://news.sciencemag.org/biology/2015/03/how-big-average-penis

Jul 16, 2015#70

Bubble181

I have to say, I wasn't expecting such....Vanilla terms to be baffling. I mea,n I'm fairly sure I could guess what the money shot would be in a porn movie even if I didn't know.

Jul 16, 2015#71

Ravenpoe

Bubble181 said:
I have to say, I wasn't expecting such....Vanilla terms to be baffling. I mea,n I'm fairly sure I could guess what the money shot would be in a porn movie even if I didn't know.

That's where you throw a fistful of nickels at someone, right?

Jul 16, 2015#72

fade

It's quarters now. Inflation.

Jul 16, 2015#73

Celt Z

drawn_inward said:
http://news.sciencemag.org/biology/2015/03/how-big-average-penis

I remember reading in either high school or college that the average penis size was the same as reported in the article. I'm not sure if this is supposed to be a new finding, or confirming what has already been reported.

Jul 16, 2015#74

GasBandit

Celt Z said:
I remember reading in either high school or college that the average penis size was the same as reported in the article. I'm not sure if this is supposed to be a new finding, or confirming what has already been reported.

I don't remember where I read it, but I remember I used to hear that 6 inches was "average," then sometime around when I was in HS/College the number being bandied about was changed to 7.

Jul 16, 2015#75

fade

That article says 5.16 inches for the average erection.

Jul 16, 2015#76

Anonymous

fade said:
That article says 5.16 inches for the average erection.

That surprises me and makes me feel bad for some guys. Anonymized so it doesn't look like I'm bragging.

Jul 16, 2015#77

Bubble181

I've heard plenty of different numbers, and it really depends on what general population you look at. Average in the US =/= average in the world =/= in some other countries. Biggest white dicks in the world are Sweden, IIRC, with biggest black being...Err...Ghana or Congo, I think. Anyway, I measure up as "above average nut not abnormally huge" both for my country and for the world, and I'm ok with that. Some of the huge extreme stretching as seen in porn just looks painful for pretty much everyone involved.

Jul 16, 2015#78

GasBandit

Reminds me of an old dirty joke.

Guy is dissatisfied with the size of his penis. He goes to see about surgery to have it lengthened. The doctor tells him, "We have an experimental procedure you might be interested in, where we actually graft in a few inches of baby elephant trunk." The guy decides to go for it, and 4 months of convalescence later, he thinks he's ready to "try it out in the field."

He invites a female acquaintance of his to dinner, and everything is going well. Then, suddenly, his member - which had up until that point been resting comfortably in his pants leg, shoots up above the tablecloth, grabs a roll out of the breadbasket, then disappears back under the table.

The lady is impressed. "Do that again!" she says.

"Well, ok..." he says, "but... I'm not sure my ass can take another hard roll."

Jul 16, 2015#79

Null

GasBandit said:
Reminds me of an old dirty joke.

Guy is dissatisfied with the size of his penis. He goes to see about surgery to have it lengthened. The doctor tells him, "We have an experimental procedure you might be interested in, where we actually graft in a few inches of baby elephant trunk." The guy decides to go for it, and 4 months of convalescence later, he thinks he's ready to "try it out in the field."

He invites a female acquaintance of his to dinner, and everything is going well. Then, suddenly, his member - which had up until that point been resting comfortably in his pants leg, shoots up above the tablecloth, grabs a roll out of the breadbasket, then disappears back under the table.

The lady is impressed. "Do that again!" she says.

"Well, ok..." he says, "but... I'm not sure my ass can take another hard roll."

I remember hearing that one in scout camp.

Jul 16, 2015#80

GasBandit

Null said:
I remember hearing that one in scout camp.

Ours may be the last generation that had to learn their dirty jokes by word of mouth (or paper book).

Jul 16, 2015#81

Null

GasBandit said:
Ours may be the last generation that had to learn their dirty jokes by word of mouth (or paper book).

Yeah, I remember some of those books. Horrible jokes, most of them. For example, this one:

What do you call a midget hooker with a runny nose?

Full.

Jul 16, 2015#82

Tinwhistler

Jul 16, 2015#83

GasBandit

Null said:
Yeah, I remember some of those books. Horrible jokes, most of them. For example, this one:

What do you call a midget hooker with a runny nose?

Full.

A midget goes to a brothel. None of the girls are particularly eager to service him, so they draw straws and Trixie gets the short straw. She takes the midget upstairs, and a few minutes later the other girls hear a deafening scream. They burst into the room to see Trixie unconscious on the floor, and the midget standing on the bed with his pants down, a 3 foot long penis unfurled before him, drooping almost to the floor.

"Sir... can... can we touch it?" one girl asks. "We've never seen anything like it!"

The midget sighs. "Well, alright, you can touch it, but no sucking! I used to be 6 foot 2!"

Jul 16, 2015#84

Frank

Like all forums, I'm sure every guy here is above average.

Jul 16, 2015#85

PatrThom