I just had sex thread
- Thread starter Mathias
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This sounds like a blood pressure thing, have you had your blood pressure checked? Maybe try taking some aspirin first?The headaches aren't going awayAt least they haven't been as intense as that first one.
Sooooo...
Things are going well with that girl I met.
Things are going well with that girl I met.
And if you want to keep it that way, I suggest you not mention this post until you are veeeerrrrrrry sure she won't mind.Sooooo...
Things are going well with that girl I met.
You kidding? I mentioned the thread to her and she thought it was hilarious. I showed her what I wrote before I hit "Post" and she laughed, nodded, and said, "Nice."
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Look, some fetishes need to be introduced slowly and tactfully.
(Also, full disclosure, but I've actually seen pics of armadillo penises because I'm that insane with my research.)
You're just becoming a furry, it's ok.
The correct term is scaly of it's an animal that has no fur, you specist.
Armadillos have fur on their bellies.
Saw her again last night. 
The armadillo, or the girl?Saw her again last night.
Insert "why not both?" meme here.
I mean...I gave her copy of THE DAME WAS A TAD POLISH, so...both? Kind of?
That joke's almost as old as you are.
Hey now! I don't need 10 minutes prep time!Bad boys! Bad! You go to your rooms and think about what you've done.
I'll join you in about 10 minutes.
...I mean, what's the fun of arriving late to the scene?
*ahem*
Just call me king of the Doomweasels.
Yes, cher, you're King of the Doomweasels now.Just call me king of the Doomweasels.
One can only imagine the amount of flossing that had to happen afterwards.
Well great now I'm convinced @GasBandit nickname for his tallywhacker is Doomweasel.
Was it in the closet or the space ship?
It's just like riding a bicycle.Was it in the closet or the space ship?
--Patrick