Jugust 2, 5503 - A psychic ship lands right smack inside the compound wall and needs to be dealt with. It is accomplished with comparatively little damage to the colonists, but Masahiro, Dodge's cat, is caught in the crossfire and killed. BErt took two charge lance hits to the chest... if it hadn't been for the new armor vests distributed to all the colonists, we'd be making him a sarcophagus right now.
Pictured: Gad dammit
Pictured: Alas, poor Masahiro
Jug 3 - A cargo pod with some precious rare hyperweave cloth crashes east of the wall. That's a big deal. Hyperweave can only be made on glitterworlds, and is needed to make synthetic internal organs and synthetic skin (for removing scars from body parts that can't be replaced with bionics, like the torso).
Jug 4 - Moffa is attacked by maddened boomrats while out hunting. He kills them, but is set on fire and drops his charge rifle... which also catches fire. Expensive goof, Moffa.
Pictured: Moffa aflame
Jug 5 - Film Fanatic and Bubble get in a fight in the gaming room. Terrik, SpecialKO, Gas, Charon and Moffa go check out a mineral cache via transport pod. Turns out, there's a pirate outpost there... manned by Wasabi's mom and Snuffles' dad. They also have turrets and an inciendiary mortar! This might be a tough nut to crack. GasBandit snipes turrets until the two pirates leave their entrenched area to attack. Terrik takes great pleasure in killing Mama Poptart with his sword. Pirate Upgaus tries to hit them with the mortar, but it's raining, and the rain shorts out the batteries and causes them to explode. Gasbandit snipes out the last turret defending the north side, and the party charges. Upagus is downed - but then his mortar explodes and kills him. It doesn't take long after that to take out the remaining turrets. Once the area is safe, Gas patches up the light wounds that were sustained, and Cheesy is sent in a pod with building materials for a temporary camp to exploit the resources of the region. Turns out, "Safe" might have been a generous appraisal. During the fighting, some of Upagus' mortars struck a nearby ancient crypt... which cause the cryptosleep caskets inside to eject their occupants. The psychotic men and women within managed to overcome the scythers inside the building by attrition, and the few that lived broke down the door to get out. Seeing the Halforumites, they attack. Gas and SpecialKO manage to take them out while the others are recovering/sleeping. A 35 year old female ninja named Mie is rescued from the crypt. The away team decides to use the now-vacant crypt as their shelter while they are on location.
Pictured: Film v. Bubble
Pictured: Upagus and Poptart, guarding the mineral cache
Pictured: Terrik feeds his bloodlust
Pictured: Upagus is downed, but... uh oh, that sparking mortar launcher can't be good news.
Pictured: The Crypt Spacers burst forth from their slumber
Jug 6 - Puppy, DarkAudit's bonded husky, has a brief, mild heart attack. The Polar Bear attacks and wounds Far while Far is trying to tame it. Far is treated in the infirmary, and the bear's door is locked until it calms down. Mie regains consciousness and mobility, but does not elect to join the group. She wanders, wounded and mostly naked, out into the wilderness. Mikerc makes a masterwork charge rifle and names it "SpecialKO's Cash."
Pictured: The Polar Bear tries to eat Far
Jug 8 - Krisken insults Frank, who knocks him right the fuck out. Bubble proposes to NoblHippy, who accepts. Wasabi's been smoking a lot of weed to deal with the death of her mother. Goes without saying she now hates Terrik with a burning passion.
Pictured: It was a short brawl.
Pictured: Tiptoe through the spectago with Bubble and NoblHippy
Jug 9 - Dave is out hunting wild muffalo, when the herd turns on him. There are so many they quickly stomp him into unconsciousness. The herd then goes charging at the colony itself, into the killbox. The colonists deal with them there, while Null's dog Bellboy goes and retrieves Dave, and drags him to safety. He is laid up for quite a while. Count and Romeo (Kags and Hylian's foxes) are caught in the crossfire and are wounded, but survive... though Count loses a leg.
Pictured: I hope Dave wore his brown pants today
Jug 10 - Jun installs an experimental animal-type bionic leg on Count, replacing the one that got shot off. A group of pirate sappers stage a surprise attack from the east. They have a doomsday rocket launcher! They fire it through the hole in the wall, causing widespread damage and injury. The pirates are driven off, Gryfter's grandfather is killed and Susy's father is captured. Many colonists sustain burns from trying to fight the massive fire in the east dormitory. Many beds are lost, but the building is saved. There's lots of bandaging and repairing done the rest of the day, and that night, a heat wave begins.
Pictured: Count - the cyborg fox
Pictured: Surprise sapper attack - this is the downside of building close to the edge of the map.
Pictured: KA-DOOOOOM
Jug 12 - Just barely getting back on our feet, a group of mechanoids moves in from the north. Despite explicit policy set to not leave the home area, Ravenpoe goes outside and finds a scyther has cut him off from returning to safety. A pig goes berserk and attacks, and Moffa gets caught in the crossfire of the killbox and is downed by the turrets. He sustains several hits to the head and suffers permanent brain damage. Squidley sustains some minor injuries in the firefight with the mechanoids once they arrive at the killbox, but aside from her and Moffa, everyone ends up ok.
Pictured: No rest for the weary
Pictured: The automatic defenses cut down Moffa, trying to shoot the pig attacking him
Jug 13 - The heat wave ends. Moffa, depressed over his reduced mental capacity after leading such an active, self-sufficient, and productive lifestyle previously, turns to smoking reefer. It overwhelms what brain he has left, and he blacks out and must be carried to bed. There is a procedure that can return Moffa's brain function to normal... but it would require 150 uranium to make the AI chip that would be implanted in his brain. That's a doozy of a decision. Jun successfully uses synthetic skin made from the hyperweave that dropped in a pod to erase the painful scar Zero had on his torso. Gruebeard gets a bionic eye to replace the one that was mangled by the doomsday rocket.
Jug 14 - Patrthom is installed with a bionic eye for the same reason as Grue.
Jug 15 - The ship now has 23 caskets. The polar bear is still not tame. There's 254 uranium in storage... do we fix Moffa's brain?
Pictured: The social standings at the end of Jugust, 5503