Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[Tinwhistler]

So I moved a couch down the stairs all by myself the other day, and took a pic to brag about it on FB.
Someone said they could imagine my arms and legs sticking out underneath, a la Wile E. Coyote, so I made this photoshop

 

[PatrThom]

"[c]Ouch."

(EDIT: For those who don't get the reference)

--Patrick

 

[Bubble181]

 

[Tinwhistler]

This is the second time the mods of r/funny have deleted one of my posts just as it was becoming popular, for no reason at all. dicks. Anyway, I present to you:

"I was groot."

 

[evilmike]

More on Twitter

 

[MindDetective]

This is the second time the mods of r/funny have deleted one of my posts just as it was becoming popular, for no reason at all. dicks. Anyway, I present to you:

"I was groot."
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I was tempted to report this post just for the lulz.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Dammit, I heard all those post as Columbo in my head...

also "As you wish."

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

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Spoiler: FTFY

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Cheesy1]

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I feel attacked . . .

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

Well just open that little brown eye of yours alllll the way and press it tight against the hole aaaand…

—Patrick

 

[DarkAudit]

 

[Dave]

Easy. Most people have two.

 

[Sparhawk]

Easy. Most people have two.

I had a weird family, I had three. Grandfather got remarried after divorce.

 

[MindDetective]

Easy. Most people have two.

Then there are those few with only 1 who hail from Alabama.

 

[bhamv3]

I have... let's see... at least four.

 

[Tinwhistler]

 

[blotsfan]

IYKYK

 

[Emrys]

Then there are those few with only 1 who hail from Alabama.

Hey now!

 

[Bubble181]

Hey now!

Don't dream it's over....

 

[figmentPez]

 

[figmentPez]

 

[GasBandit]

NSFW Text

Spoiler

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Bubble181]

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I dunno man, I'm inclined to guess pussies more often face farts.

 

[PatrThom]

I feel like some of our members can relate.

Spoiler: NSFW but only if you're a complete prude (or work for one)

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Tinwhistler]

I dunno man, I'm inclined to guess pussies more often face farts.

Maybe this belongs in Random Crap, but I'm going to divulge a bonafide Woman Secret™.

Guys..you know how sometimes when you're sitting and you fart, if your jeans are tight and sitting just right, that fart will bubble up between your legs and your balls and escape out the front?

Women get that too, but sometimes it will bubble up between their labia.

 

[@Li3n]

It's only a matter of time.

 

[Tinwhistler]

 

[figmentPez]

 

[PatrThom]

And here I thought Baldi was the one who did the chasing.

--Patrick