Some of the top responses:
-"Take" your nose
-Argue about what "The Thing" is
-Walk long distances with little to no fatigue (<-- quality response right there)
-"Pull my finger..."
-Put on my robe and wizard hat
And this one, which got reposted over in r/suspiciouslyspecific:
-Start rapping about selling bootleg Dora the Explorer DVDs and lying to kids about how math works