Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[GasBandit]

@Bubble181 that character is from rick and morty, and to try as hard as possible not to spoil, should not be anywhere near children.

 

[blotsfan]

@Bubble181 that character is from rick and morty, and to try as hard as possible not to spoil, should not be anywhere near children.

Spoiler

That scene made me more uncomfortable than any other TV show ever.

 

[GasBandit]

He referred to his wife as "the sandwich maker."

 

[Dirona]

I would totally do that.

Unsurprisingly, Eriol makes his own lunch.

 

[Eriol]

I know you'd do that.

 

[Dei]

Individually wrapped cheese is another one of those things that horrify me as an adult. Once I started getting cheese from the deli, I realized how gross it was.

 

[GasBandit]

"Ma'am, I'm sorry to be calling you about this, apparently your husband was eating a sandwich, and choked on a slice of cheese that was still wrapped in the plastic. As he was eating alone in his office, he was not found for some time. Doctors have him on a respirator, but assuming he ever regains consciousness, they say to be prepared for a significant loss in brain function..."

 

[Cheesy1]

"We're also placing you under arrest for attempted murder, seeing as your handwriting is all over the weapon."

 

[strawman]

"...they say to be prepared for a significant loss in brain function..."

"...but given he worked in a radio station we expect no one will really notice the difference."

 

[GasBandit]

"...but given he worked in a radio station we expect no one will really notice the difference."

 

[Emrys]

Is that better or worse than forty cakes?

 

[Gruebeard]

Is that better or worse than forty cakes?

can't Don't want to eat shoes

 

[figmentPez]

Individually wrapped cheese is another one of those things that horrify me as an adult. Once I started getting cheese from the deli, I realized how gross it was.

Even the pre-packaged american cheese slices that are just stacked with no seperators don't taste like the individually wrapped ones.[DOUBLEPOST=1491609284,1491609225][/DOUBLEPOST]

 

[PatrThom]

Is that better or worse than forty cakes?

At first glance I saw "farty cakes" and thought yeah, that's pretty bad.

--Patrick

 

[DarkAudit]

At first glance I saw "farty cakes" and thought yeah, that's pretty bad.

--Patrick

Worse than terrible.


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[GasBandit]

 

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[chris]

and that`s not even the direct route

wait wasn't the 40 years punishment by God for the whole golden calf bullshit

 

[GasBandit]

That's less than it takes me to drive from here to Albuquerque!

 

[blotsfan]

and that`s not even the direct route

wait wasn't the 40 years punishment by God for the whole golden calf bullshit

Yeah, about 39 years of it was just camping in one spot.

Edit: actually the 40 years was punishment for taking the word of the 10 spies who said the land of Israel was too dangerous to conquer rather than the two who said they should trust in God.

 

[Gruebeard]

That's less than it takes me to drive from here to Albuquerque!

It takes you more than 6 days to drive to Albuquerque?

 

[Eriol]

It takes you more than 6 days to drive to Albuquerque?

He makes it, then forgets to take a left to his true destination, and ends up wandering to some random place he didn't expect next to a wise-cracking bunny who made a similar mistake.

 

[GasBandit]

It takes you more than 6 days to drive to Albuquerque?

11 hours, schmendrick

 

[Null]

That's why he always carries a knapsack loaded with 14 cans of beans.

 

[GasBandit]

He makes it, then forgets to take a left to his true destination, and ends up wandering to some random place he didn't expect next to a wise-cracking bunny who made a similar mistake.

Fun fact... the only way making a left turn at Albuquerque gets you Pismo Beach (Bugs' avowed destination) is if you approached it by way of El Paso, and the only reason to go through El Paso is if you are coming out of Mexico.

 

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Fun fact... the only way making a left turn at Albuquerque gets you Pismo Beach (Bugs' avowed destination) is if you approached it by way of El Paso, and the only reason to go through El Paso is if you are coming out of Mexico.

Illuminati confirmed.

 

[PatrThom]

11 hours, schmendrick

Pretty sure Schmendrick would've taken more than 11hrs, what with being sidetracked at the castle and all...unless going through the clock leads to more places?

--Patrick

 

[Gared]

Was searching through Amazon for a simple timer for my wife to use when she makes tea. Apparently one of the brands I was looking at is so bad, people frequently buy it, and two other timers from two other brands, at the same time.

 

[PatrThom]

people frequently buy it, and two other timers from two other brands, at the same time.

Segal's law in action.

--Patrick

 

[filmfanatic]

 

[Dave]

Was searching through Amazon for a simple timer for my wife to use when she makes tea. Apparently one of the brands I was looking at is so bad, people frequently buy it, and two other timers from two other brands, at the same time.
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We have a timer that is shaped like a cow. And it goes *ding*. Why the fuck does it go *ding*?!? Talk about a missed opportunity.

 

[GasBandit]

 

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[Dave]

I don't know if this is real, but I think it probably it.

 

[Gruebeard]

I don't know if this is real, but I think it probably it.

"is" or "inn't" ?