Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[figmentPez]

 

[Dei]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Krisken]

Wow

 

[GasBandit]

Wow

Yeah really. I know whose team *I* wanna be on in the survival challenge.

 

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Is there a merit badge in earning merit badges?

 

[GasBandit]

Is there a merit badge in earning merit badges?

Well, yeah, it's called "Eagle Scout" but that only requires 21. This guy should get, like, Argentavis scout.

 

[Gruebeard]

Well, yeah, it's called "Eagle Scout" but that only requires 21. This guy should get, like, Argentavis scout.

Is that a dinosaur?

(I mean, I know that xkcd fellow thinks all birds are dinosaurs, but I mean does this Argentavis thing belong in Jurassic Park?)

 

[GasBandit]

Is that a dinosaur?

(I mean, I know that xkcd fellow thinks all birds are dinosaurs, but I mean does this Argentavis thing belong in Jurassic Park?)

Not quite "dinosaur," but by no means recent. Estimated to be from the late Myocene era, which was between 23 and 5 million years ago. Dinosaurs generally died out at least 65 million years ago, in the K-T mass extinction.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argentavis

 

[General Specific]

This owl is done putting up with your shit.

 

[sixpackshaker]

I want to see the sling shot that launched him.

 

[GasBandit]

I want to see the sling shot that launched him.

Or footage of him hitting the pig's house.

 

[evilmike]

Well, yeah, it's called "Eagle Scout" but that only requires 21. This guy should get, like, Argentavis scout.

How about just calling him "Great Bird Rodan"?

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Eriol]

A few of them reminded me of this old one:

 

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I remember doing this in school. A normal pencil eraser will erase parts of photos in most textbooks. Then you can replace them with whatever you like.

 

[Jax]

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This owl is done putting up with your shit.

I can't believe Cheesy hasn't paired this up with cool corgi yet..

 

[Cheesy1]

I can't believe Cheesy hasn't paired this up with cool corgi yet..

Ask and Ye shall receive:
https://www.halforums.com/threads/cool-corgi.30415/page-4#post-1269963

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

Clever.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

It's not very effective.

 

[Jax]

I hope it's human sized only and not some 'evil wish: it includes all kinds of living beings (such as whales)' kind of thing

 

[Sparhawk]

I hope it's human sized only and not some 'evil wish: it includes all kinds of living beings (such as whales)' kind of thing

He gets a 7 foot tall dude named Dick, that is the most needy, weepy, messed up dude you could have for a roommate.

 

[PatrThom]

I hope it's human sized only and not some 'evil wish: it includes all kinds of living beings (such as whales)' kind of thing

Or "biggest in the room," then he meets up with someone else who has made the same wish and hilarity ensues.

--Patrick

 

[DarkAudit]

 

[sixpackshaker]

I need to stop reading this thread from work. All the popular hosting sites are blocked.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

Slightly NSFW

Spoiler

 

[PatrThom]

--Patrick

 

[Emrys]

Magnifico.

 

[GasBandit]

So I herd u liek infrared photos...

 

[Ravenpoe]

So I herd u liek infrared photos...

TIL infrared turns a toilet into a forge.

 

[Gruebeard]

TIL infrared turns a toilet into a forge.

Perhaps tomorrow you'll learn what ultraviolet turns a toilet into.

 

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TIL infrared turns a toilet into a forge.

And the hammer is your penis.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Perhaps tomorrow you'll learn what ultraviolet turns a toilet into.