Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[PatrThom]

Funny, I was expecting a different double-Z'd logo.

--Patrick

 

[Ravenpoe]

Funny, I was expecting a different double-Z'd logo.

--Patrick

Brazzers is shit for hentai, you gotta really specialize for that.

... so I've heard.

 

[Null]

They make mouth happy.

This makes me laugh since my supervisor loves Twizzlers. She just brought one of those 5-lb bulk bags to work in her office. Where she spends her day. With her door closed.

 

[figmentPez]

 

[PatrThom]

Next let's see her properly put on a pair of rubbers.

--Patrick

 

[Jax]

To be honest, that's what it sounds like for all non-americans
Just looked up what it actually is. Probably tastes great, but it looks like stale pastry covered in puke

 

[DarkAudit]

To be honest, that's what it sounds like for all non-americans
Just looked up what it actually is. Probably tastes great, but it looks like stale pastry covered in puke

 

[jwhouk]

Irony level: I'm having scrambled eggs and turkey sausage patties on a biscuit right now.

No, not digestive biscuits, you Brits.

 

[Jax]

No, not digestive biscuits, you rest of the world.

FTFY

 

[Bubble181]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Tinwhistler]

To be honest, that's what it sounds like for all non-americans
Just looked up what it actually is. Probably tastes great, but it looks like stale pastry covered in puke

Fluffy scones (non-sweetened), a white gravy (which often has bits of sausage).

Heaven on a plate.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Cajungal]

Am I the only Southerner who doesn't care for biscuits and gravy? If a biscuit is good, I don't want anything on it. Maybe just a little jelly or butter. I've never had a very good white gravy; maybe that's why. It's always either too floury or underseasoned, but I just don't like the taste either.

 

[Covar]

Am I the only Southerner who doesn't care for biscuits and gravy? If a biscuit is good, I don't want anything on it. Maybe just a little jelly or butter. I've never had a very good white gravy; maybe that's why. It's always either too floury or underseasoned, but I just don't like the taste either.

I like my biscuits plain, it's part of the reason I don't think I've ever actually had biscuits and gravy.

Sawmill gravy is great with chicken fried steak though.

 

[PatrThom]

I like my biscuits with butter or honey (or both).
I've never really been a fan of gravy. On anything.

--Patrick

 

[ThatNickGuy]

 

[General Specific]

I also prefer my biscuits sans gravy.

I do not like grits either.

Or iced tea.

I'm a bad Southerner.

 

[Bowielee]

I'm about as far as you can get from being a southerner, and I love biscuits and gravy.

 

[Ravenpoe]

I usually find biscuits to be kinda dry (even the good ones) and so lubricating them with ample amounts of gravy is always preferred.

 

[bhamv3]

I have never had biscuits and gravy, and now I want to try them just to see what the fuss is about.

 

[klew]

Never tried biscuits and gravy, have enjoyed dumplings and gravy (not like Asian cuisine dumplings), and like cheese grits (one good one in Austin, one homemade and sub-par in Atlanta)

 

[Eriol]

I have never had biscuits and gravy, and now I want to try them just to see what the fuss is about.

There is so much variability in Gravy that it can make or break your experience, literally. As said above, too floury-tasting is common, as is too runny, as well as underspiced.

So perfect a great sausage gravy before trying IMO.

 

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I was just going to say that when most southerners say "biscuits and gravy", they don't mean brown gravy. They usually mean a peppery breakfast sausage based white gravy, preferably with giant chunks of said sausage still in it.

 

[redthirtyone]

I was just going to say that when most southerner's say "biscuits and gravy", they don't mean brown gravy. They usually mean a peppery breakfast sausage based white gravy, preferably with giant chunks of said sausage still in it.

[DOUBLEPOST=1446211917,1446211607][/DOUBLEPOST]Also, as far as fast food sausage gravies go, Hardee's has a pretty good sausage gravy so I would assume Carl's Jr would share the same recipe for the west coasters. Purnell's Old Folks has a boil-in-bag gravy that's pretty good as well that you might be able to find in your supermarket

 

[strawman]

 

[Cajungal]

I usually find biscuits to be kinda dry (even the good ones) and so lubricating them with ample amounts of gravy is always preferred.

Oh honey. You need to try my biscuits.

 

[Fun Size]

Oh honey. You need to try my biscuits.

How can a phrase simultaneously be so innocent and yet so charged with innuendo?

 

[Covar]

I usually find biscuits to be kinda dry (even the good ones) and so lubricating them with ample amounts of gravy is always preferred.

I don't understand this statement. A good biscuit might look dry, but it's anything but.

 

[Emrys]

How can a phrase simultaneously be so innocent and yet so charged with innuendo?

It's the Southern drawl.

 

[PatrThom]

How can a phrase simultaneously be so innocent and yet so charged with innuendo?

We did the play this was from back in high school.
The person who did this song had waaaaaay too much fun with it, which was exactly right.

--Patrick

 

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You know on that topic, as far as movie/tv cajun accents go, Justin Wilson and 90s X-Men Gambit were bad. But surprisingly, the weird old dude from Waterboy was pretty accurate. Actually Kathy Bates wasn't too far off either.

 

[Sparhawk]

We did the play this was from back in high school.
The person who did this song had waaaaaay too much fun with it, which was exactly right.

--Patrick

Sound/Video guy complaint here. She needed to be miked, really hard to distinguish many of her words from the piano.

 

[Emrys]

Sound/Video guy complaint here. She needed to be miked, really hard to distinguish many of her words from the piano.

In my delirium, I read that as "she needed to be milked".

I need a nap.