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LittleSin

LittleSin

I asked for something like this before...I apologize but my computer shat a brick and now I find myself needing your help again!

I have told you guys many stories in the past. So many, in fact, that I can't remember them all. I've recently regaled you with Stories of Secret Poop and Under-aged Cock Rings...but what others have I told you.

I'm requesting these because, well, I'm wondering if I should use them some how. Make comics out of them or blog hem or, hell, try to make them work verbally so I can go onstage with them.

So...help a sister out?
 
jwhouk

jwhouk

Many, many years ago, there was a woman who wrote about her life in deepest suburbia. Her name was Erma Bombeck.

The Grass Is Always Greener Over The Septic Tank was considered to be one of her most beloved books.

It sounds, Sin, like you could very easily write a book that would top anything Erma would ever have penned.
 
Bubble181

Bubble181

Just do'nt title your book "Secret Poop and Under-age Cock Rings". Or, well, maybe you should. I'm not sure whether it would be just scandalizing enough, or too much. :p
 
strawman

strawman

So if you go into the various threads where you might have posted stuff, then you can search for all your posts in that thread. For instance, I go into the whine thread, search for all your posts, and there's only 5 pages. For instance you hint at a story here:

https://www.halforums.com/threads/w...with-500-more-drama.26118/page-39#post-945443

Yesterday I had a particularly surprising and embarrassing incident concerning poop. I have been going back and forth on whether or not I should commit it to this forum for evaluation or if I should move on.

This story could back fire on me...but, then again, its just another thing that has happened to me.
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Looks like most of your more interesting stories were elsewhere, or weren't noticeable in the first sentence of your posts in the whine thread.

I'd suggest searching for your posts containing "jet" but the search box doesn't work for words 3 letters or less. Next time choose a longer name...

But for now, go into each of the rant threads and search for all your own posts.[DOUBLEPOST=1364647058][/DOUBLEPOST]I went into the rant thread and did the same thing. Here's more stuff:

https://www.halforums.com/threads/rant-viii-the-reckoning.27941/page-23#post-1009953

https://www.halforums.com/threads/rant-viii-the-reckoning.27941/page-22#post-1007247

https://www.halforums.com/threads/rant-viii-the-reckoning.27941/page-21#post-1005810

Quoted as it's a personal favorite:

Oh my god.

I just went to the bath room.

Came back out...jet has cracked a dozen eggs.

ON MY BED.
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https://www.halforums.com/threads/rant-viii-the-reckoning.27941/page-13#post-983597

https://www.halforums.com/threads/rant-viii-the-reckoning.27941/page-9#post-970215

https://www.halforums.com/threads/rant-viii-the-reckoning.27941/page-2#post-965562 "That must be heavy." :rofl:

You'll still have to go through minor rant...
 
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