Don't smack when you eat

[Officer_Charon]

"Oi, fuckstick. Were you raised at a trough? Shut your fucking man-pleaser."

Yeah, I've been around some people like this. When they're people I don't know, I of course tone down the verbiage a bit.

 

[Emrys]

"Oi, fuckstick. Were you raised at a trough? Shut your fucking man-pleaser."

May I steal this?

 

[Officer_Charon]

Why soitanly!

 

[Ravenpoe]

Why soitanly!

Don't believe him... he looks like a cop. This is entrapment.

 

[Officer_Charon]

No, this is blackmail.

 

[Ravenpoe]

No, this is blackmail.

... I sent you those pictures in confidence.

 

[Officer_Charon]

... I sent you those pictures in confidence.

And I've confidently operated on the assumption that you don't want them shared.

 

[Emrys]

Share! Share! Share!

 

[GasBandit]

No, this is blackmail.

 

[Necronic]

No, this is Sparta.

 

[SpecialKO]

 

[Tiger Tsang]

I assume at this point you invited him outside for some fisticuffs?

More like a Falcon Punch. Or an Old School Axe Handle Lesson in how "This Is How You Not Be a Cheapskate" to your friends unless you're in a bad spot and don't want to appear such.

 

[Frank]

Late to the party, but did you know this is classified as an actual mental disorder?

--Patrick

Holy Christ. I didn't know it was an actual abnormality. My brothers and I all suffer from this.

Mine is mouth noises for sure, like if someone's talking in ventrillo or on a podcast and they have drymouth and you can hear all the sounds their mouths make. I can't take it.

 

[PatrThom]

Holy Christ. I didn't know it was an actual abnormality.

There's some debate as to whether it's really just the shifting of the complaint (a sort of reverse discrimination of responsibility, saying it's the listener's fault instead of the lip-smacker), but there is no debate as to whether or not it is annoying.

--Patrick