HELP HELP I'M TOO DRUNK AND IT'S FIVE PM, FUCK
does anyone want to chat
i'm on aim at n30 raven or i'll reply to this fucking thread
does anyone want to chat
i'm on aim at n30 raven or i'll reply to this fucking thread
i have some decent glassware. but i am alone, so it is litearlly a red solo cup with a straw. i am the worst.Is the cup a red plastic cup like a loser frat boy or some form of elegant glassware like Ron Burgundy?
Are you at least wearing pants?
that's a good idea. i watched the world is not enough a few weeks ago and fuckin loved it.Why aren't you watching some James Bond?
No pants, drunk on moderate amount of vodka, using a red cup.
Here, take one of these and call us in the morning.
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Remember when Turner used to have nothing but James Bond movies on every night of the week for like 2 weeks straight. That was some good TV right there.
Yes, but you're drunk on potato juice.wine has all kinds of fuckin calories and vitamins and shit
it is transferring to old grape juice at an astounding rateYes, but you're drunk on potato juice.
You were on duty. It's good.Oh God, why did I miss this?
It was more sad than a chance at entertainment for me, so I just left it alone.Actual I'm surprised more people didn't take advantage of a drunk Charlie.
There were no particularly interesting shenanigans.
Ironically enough, I wasn't. I was enjoying my one beer maximum at my first Saturday night off in yearsYou were on duty. It's good.
--Patrick