[Food] does anyone wanna chat, i wanna chat, i fucked up i'm drunk way too early aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Charlie Don't Surf]

HELP HELP I'M TOO DRUNK AND IT'S FIVE PM, FUCK


does anyone want to chat


i'm on aim at n30 raven or i'll reply to this fucking thread

 

[HCGLNS]

What alcohol has you so drunk?

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

my boss bought me some vodka since i won a bet about a coworker fucking us over.


it's pretty smooth and so far today i have drank a lot of it directly[DOUBLEPOST=1382824947,1382824774][/DOUBLEPOST]i should probably post in the i'm drunk thread, but




i dun gve a fuck

 

[HCGLNS]

Go on. Describe this vodka in greater detail.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

i have a pretty decent cup right now, when i refill it i will add more details

 

[HCGLNS]

Is the cup a red plastic cup like a loser frat boy or some form of elegant glassware like Ron Burgundy?

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

Is the cup a red plastic cup like a loser frat boy or some form of elegant glassware like Ron Burgundy?

i have some decent glassware. but i am alone, so it is litearlly a red solo cup with a straw. i am the worst.

 

[HCGLNS]

"DIE SCUM!"

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

 

[HCGLNS]

Are you at least wearing pants?

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

fuck no.

Are you at least wearing pants?

 

[strawman]

Why aren't you watching some James Bond?

 

[HCGLNS]

No pants, drunk on moderate amount of vodka, using a red cup.

Here, take one of these and call us in the morning.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

Why aren't you watching some James Bond?

that's a good idea. i watched the world is not enough a few weeks ago and fuckin loved it.


i gotta catch up on grey's and scandal first[DOUBLEPOST=1382826202,1382826170][/DOUBLEPOST]

No pants, drunk on moderate amount of vodka, using a red cup.

Here, take one of these and call us in the morning.

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i literally just watched modern family lol

 

[HCGLNS]

Remember when Turner used to have nothing but James Bond movies on every night of the week for like 2 weeks straight. That was some good TV right there.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

Remember when Turner used to have nothing but James Bond movies on every night of the week for like 2 weeks straight. That was some good TV right there.

yeah. i think literally all twenty are on demand on encore or some shit now

 

[Cajungal]

You're an inspiration to us all... Or to me at least. I'm going to have a Bloody Mary.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

update, instead of getting more vodka, i opened a bottle of red wine

 

[PatrThom]

I'm going to go mix myself some orange and currant juice right now!

--Patrick

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

the fuck is currant juice

 

[PatrThom]

Flavor is somewhere between concord grape and dark cherry, I would say.

--Patrick

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

mmmmmm

 

[GasBandit]

Food tag. Rofl.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

wine has all kinds of fuckin calories and vitamins and shit

 

[GasBandit]

wine has all kinds of fuckin calories and vitamins and shit

Yes, but you're drunk on potato juice.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

Yes, but you're drunk on potato juice.

it is transferring to old grape juice at an astounding rate

 

[Chad Sexington]

I'd like to join the level of inebriation, but cannot yet.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Oh God, why did I miss this?

 

[PatrThom]

Oh God, why did I miss this?

You were on duty. It's good.

--Patrick

 

[strawman]

Actual I'm surprised more people didn't take advantage of a drunk Charlie.

There were no particularly interesting shenanigans.

 

[Gilgamesh]

Actual I'm surprised more people didn't take advantage of a drunk Charlie.

There were no particularly interesting shenanigans.

It was more sad than a chance at entertainment for me, so I just left it alone.

 

[Officer_Charon]

You were on duty. It's good.

--Patrick

Ironically enough, I wasn't. I was enjoying my one beer maximum at my first Saturday night off in years

 

[bhamv3]

I love drunk Charlie threads.