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Oct 22, 2012#1

Shannow

How ya been, you old fuck!?

Been like 6 months since I have logged in here, holy shit! Whats been happening around these parts while I was away?

Oct 22, 2012#2

Bowielee

I thought you were wandering the earth and shit?

Oct 22, 2012#3

sixpackshaker

Dave's not here, man...

Oct 22, 2012#4

Jay

Oct 22, 2012#5

Shannow

Bowielee said:
I thought you were wandering the earth and shit?

Gotta take a break at some point!

sixpackshaker said:
Dave's not here, man...

...wat[DOUBLEPOST=1350925723][/DOUBLEPOST]

Jay said:
View attachment 8585

Oct 22, 2012#6

sixpackshaker

Shannow said:
...wat

For now anyway.

Oct 22, 2012#7

Shannow

sixpackshaker said:
For now anyway.

Ha, I see!

Oct 22, 2012#8

Hylian

Oct 22, 2012#9

Bowielee

That picture would be better if the leave were leaf.

Insert all the puns!

Oct 22, 2012#10

Shannow

Hylian said:

Bwahahahahahahaha.

So, whats the haps, folks? Whats been going down around these parts?

Oct 22, 2012#11

ThatNickGuy

*bursts into the room* Guys, guys, guys! Dave and Shannow are fighting!

Oct 22, 2012#12

North_Ranger

Same old, same old craziness and zaniness and goofiness, that's what's going on.

Oct 22, 2012#13

Shannow

Excellent! I like when things stay in a rut! Helps to know what to expect.

Oct 22, 2012#14

Shakey

There's a group of us playing in a new WoW guild again. You should join us!

Oct 22, 2012#15

Shannow

Really? Nice. I am playing my mage and paladin and warrior on an RP server with my current guild.

Oct 22, 2012#16

Frank

Which side? Wait, you said RP server. So, Alliance. Boo all you Alliance.

Oct 22, 2012#17

Bowielee

We're on Wyrmrest Accord

The Crimson Battalion

chat chanel is TCB00c[DOUBLEPOST=1350935638][/DOUBLEPOST]I'm still thinking about maybe starting up a mirror horde guild. If we were to do that, I may be tempted to move my undead priest over.

Oct 22, 2012#18

Shakey

Bowielee said:
We're on Wyrmrest Accord

The Crimson Battalion

chat chanel is TCB00c[DOUBLEPOST=1350935638][/DOUBLEPOST]I'm still thinking about maybe starting up a mirror horde guild. If we were to do that, I may be tempted to move my undead priest over.

Horde side guild would be nice. Too many awesome horde things coming up to not play it.

Oct 22, 2012#19

Shannow

I'm in a horde RP guild on Twisting Nether

Oct 22, 2012#20

Dave

I actually spoke to him today in WoW. And I'm here more than you know. I surf invisibly a lot.

Oct 22, 2012#21

sixpackshaker

Dave said:
I actually spoke to him today in WoW. And I'm here more than you know. I surf invisibly a lot.

So you surf invisibly so the boss does not see you?

Not to mention that he can't ask you to come in on Saturday if he can't see you either... yeah.

Oct 22, 2012#22

Dave

Nah, I do it because I get a lot of IMs & stuff.

Oct 22, 2012#23

ThatNickGuy

Ooh, I just recalled. If Shannow hasn't logged on in like 6 months, he wasn't here for our very first perma-ban, was he?

Oct 22, 2012#24

Gilgamesh

ThatNickGuy said:
Ooh, I just recalled. If Shannow hasn't logged on in like 6 months, he wasn't here for our very first perma-ban, was he?

Oh shit, here we go!

Oct 22, 2012#25

Frank

Shannow said:
I'm in a horde RP guild on Twisting Nether

Wow, there's like 3 of those.

Horde RP players I mean.

/outdatedoutlookonthings

Oct 22, 2012#26

GasBandit

And that number goes even lower if you discount jamaicans who aren't actually trying to roleplay.

Oct 22, 2012#27

Zappit

Shannow!

Everybody say it!

SHANNOW!

Oct 22, 2012#28

LittleSin

Oh God.

My body is so ready for this return.

Oct 22, 2012#29

Gilgamesh

LittleSin said:
Oh God.

My body is so ready for this return.

The best part of this quote, are the thoughts that probably go through people's head that don't get the reference

Oct 22, 2012#30

Charlie Don't Surf

Hey man, sup

Oct 22, 2012#31

Shannow

Perms bans?

...also....sup chuck!!!

Oct 22, 2012#32

Shannow

LittleSin said:
Oh God.

My body is so ready for this return.

God damn right it is!

Oct 22, 2012#33

Shannow

Zappit said:
Shannow!

Everybody say it!

SHANNOW!

Hahahahhahahaha

Oct 23, 2012#34

Shannow

Wait..Chaz was perma banned!?

Oct 23, 2012#35

Gilgamesh

Shannow said:
Wait..Chaz was perma banned!?

Oct 23, 2012#36

Shannow

well...fucking shit.

Oct 23, 2012#37

Gilgamesh

Some say... in quiet whispers... that he still roams these halls... in one form or another....

Oct 23, 2012#38

North_Ranger

Gil... don't go there. That way only douchebaggery lies.

Oct 23, 2012#39

Gilgamesh

North_Ranger said:
Gil... don't go there. That way only douchebaggery lies.

If he were still here, he'd have outed himself by now. It's his way. I'm sure he's moved on.

Oct 23, 2012#40

Shannow

What happened that was so bad to do a full permaban?

Oct 23, 2012#41

Gilgamesh

Shannow said:
What happened that was so bad to do a full permaban?

Something to do with making fun of a forum member with Cancer and not stopping when asked repeatly. Which I found odd since his wife had Cancer as well.

(Note: I'm getting this info second-hand from someone that posted here and was here during that time)

Oct 23, 2012#42

Shannow

Hmmm, well, that sucks.

Oct 23, 2012#43

Bowielee

This also led to us losing many long time members, unfortunately.

Oct 23, 2012#44

Ravenpoe

Bowielee said:
This also led to us losing many long time members, unfortunately.

It's ok though, because I came back.

Though, I was only gone two days.

I got bored.

Oct 23, 2012#45

Shannow

Wait, so who left then? What have I come back to, a wasteland?

Oct 23, 2012#46

Gilgamesh

Shannow said:
Wait, so who left then? What have I come back to, a wasteland?

I'd say we easily gained as many as that left and many who left have come back. We definitely gained ground.

Oct 23, 2012#47

GasBandit

Shannow - don't worry, it's NBD. People keep leaving and coming back all the time. No sense anybody getting all dramatic about it, though they can't seem to help themselves.

Oct 23, 2012#48

Bowielee

Shannow said:
Wait, so who left then? What have I come back to, a wasteland?

Most notably, Shegokigo, TinWhistler, SeraRelm... those are off the top of my head. Some came back, such as Adammon and Krisken.

Oct 23, 2012#49

Shannow

I see

Oct 23, 2012#50

Bowielee

There were also reactionary "emergency state of the board" threads where drama flourished. For the most part, the dust has settled on that whole fiasco.

Oct 23, 2012#51

GasBandit

Shego also came back but then vanished again. Made cryptic remarks about something extremely "interesting" going on in her life.

Oct 23, 2012#52

strawman

Also, many people now use https://www.halforums.com/find-new/threads to see what's new and "mark forums read" to clear it out so it's easy to participate in the forum without visiting a dozen subforums.

Oct 23, 2012#53

North_Ranger

GasBandit said:
Shego also came back but then vanished again. Made cryptic remarks about something extremely "interesting" going on in her life.

Which could be anything from a hot dame to finding a cache of forbidden knowledge that will enable her to take over the world.

We'll see what happens...

Oct 23, 2012#54

Charlie Don't Surf

North_Ranger said:
Which could be anything from a hot dame to finding a cache of forbidden knowledge that will enable her to take over the world.

We'll see what happens...

I like to imagine she was stupid enough to act on one of the infantile murder claims for the first time and was very quietly arrested after it didn't go like her posts about it on the internet

Oct 23, 2012#55

Gusto

Charlie Don't Surf said:
I like to imagine she was stupid enough to act on one of the infantile murder claims for the first time and was very quietly arrested after it didn't go like her posts about it on the internet

I don't like to imagine that at all.

Oct 23, 2012#56

Shannow

Charlie Don't Surf said:
I like to imagine she was stupid enough to act on one of the infantile murder claims for the first time and was very quietly arrested after it didn't go like her posts about it on the internet

Oct 23, 2012#57

ThatNickGuy

I think Sheg was talking about moving elsewhere in Texas, like to a much larger city or something. Maybe she's been too busy schtoinking all the different women to bother us with detailed, sexy stories of her conquests.

Oct 23, 2012#58

jwhouk

Or, perhaps, she finally found God.

Oct 23, 2012#59

North_Ranger

jwhouk said:
Or, perhaps, she finally found God.

Nah, I've not seen her around.

Oct 23, 2012#60

Adam

jwhouk said:
Or, perhaps, she finally found God.

And then ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Oct 23, 2012#61

jwhouk

One point to House Canuckistan.

Oct 23, 2012#62

Ravenpoe

jwhouk said:
Or, perhaps, she finally found God.

Oct 24, 2012#63

Krisken

Gilgamesh said:
I'd say we easily gained as many as that left and many who left have come back. We definitely gained ground.

You know, I have noticed more new forum members that post more than in days past. I hope this trend continues.

Oct 24, 2012#64

Bowielee

I REALLY need to get around to reading Preacher one of these days.

Oct 24, 2012#65

Krisken

Bowielee said:
I REALLY need to get around to reading Preacher one of these days.

You haven't read Preacher? Oof! Next you're going to tell me you haven't read Transmetropolitan, Hellraiser, or Sandman.

Oct 24, 2012#66

Bowielee

Yes, Yes, No.

(Yes means I have read them)

Oct 24, 2012#67

Jay

IMO we're better off without Shego.... and Jiarn too.

Just saying.

Oct 24, 2012#68

North_Ranger

Jay said:
IMO we're better off without Shego.... and Jiarn too.

Just saying.

What did Jiarn do? I know Shego tended to ruffle the feathers of some people from time to time...

Oct 24, 2012#69

Charlie Don't Surf

I don't even remember Jiarn

Oct 24, 2012#70

Gusto

Oh man, Jiarn.

Oct 24, 2012#71

drifter

I thought Gilgamesh is Jiarn?

Oct 24, 2012#72

Espy

Yarn?

Oct 24, 2012#73

Charlie Don't Surf

Beads?

Oct 24, 2012#74

Adam

Crabs?

Oct 24, 2012#75

Shannow

The Crustacean Connection...part brother, part restaurant.

Come for the food, stay for the crabs!

Oct 24, 2012#76

ThatNickGuy

Someone had a theory that Jiarn was Sheg. Personally, I didn't buy into it.

Oct 24, 2012#77

Gilgamesh

Jiarn posted valid proof that he wasn't though.

Edit: Oh fuck it. I am Jiarn.

Oct 24, 2012#78

Frank

drifter said:
I thought Gilgamesh is Jiarn?

This,

And there you go, he is.

Oct 24, 2012#79

ThatNickGuy

Sorry Jiarn, didn't mean to expose ya like that.

Oct 24, 2012#80

Gilgamesh

Meh it seemed pretty silly to deny it. Just wasn't going to come out and openly say it. Mostly I did it for my sister's sake.

Oct 24, 2012#81

North_Ranger

Gilgamesh said:
Meh it seemed pretty silly to deny it. Just wasn't going to come out and openly say it. Mostly I did it for my sister's sake.

The plot thickens :popcorn:

Just kidding, FYI...

Oct 24, 2012#82

ThatNickGuy

Gilgamesh said:
Meh it seemed pretty silly to deny it. Just wasn't going to come out and openly say it. Mostly I did it for my sister's sake.

How's she doing these days, anyway? We miss her around here.

Oct 24, 2012#83

North_Ranger

Wait... am I missing something here? Gil = Jiarn = Sheg's brother = profit?

Oct 24, 2012#84

ThatNickGuy

I think so?

Oct 24, 2012#85

Gilgamesh

North_Ranger said:
Wait... am I missing something here? Gil = Jiarn = Sheg's brother = profit?

Yes.

ThatNickGuy said:
How's she doing these days, anyway? We miss her around here.

If she gets the opportunity to come and tell everyone where she is/what she's been up to herself I'll leave that up to her. Needless to say she's doing well. Better than she's ever been I'd be safe enough to say. Honestly I don't think anyone would believe her or me if it was said what she's up to over the past months.

Oct 24, 2012#86

LittleKagsin

Wait whaa...? You and Shego are siblings?

I feel so behind....was this common knowledge?

Why have I not been around long enough to know details.....

Oct 24, 2012#87

Gilgamesh

LittleKagsin said:
Wait whaa...? You and Shego are siblings?

I feel so behind....was this common knowledge?

Why have I not been around long enough to know details.....

Well when I first joined a few years ago as Jiarn, I didn't make it common knowledge. I wanted to be judged on my own merits and not as -Sheg's brother-. Make my own identity ya know?

Then one day while she was over at my house visiting, she was posting and browsing and my dumb ass didn't log her out when I posted a picture of myself in the Pictures Thread. So then all kinds of stupid rumors started coming out that Shego made me up and Jiarn was an alt account of hers. So I posted a picture of the two of us together as proof that I was real and we were siblings. The picture was taken down by Dave and I left Halforums for a while after that. Well, as a poster. I still lurked alot.

I considered posting again for a very long time (Spoke to Jay on several occasions on STEAM) and was convinced to come back. This happened shortly after the entire Mathias fiasco and during my move to Austin TX. (This is part of the reason she was asking about Austin so much before her sabbatical). She was considering moving up here as well because I'm the only family she really has left and there's not really much for her where we lived. I moved but she didn't. Things started happening in her life in a big way and now she's actually further away from me than we've ever been.

I miss her like crazy but talk to her on the phone at least twice a week and text just about daily. Still, it doesn't compare to having her around in person.

I think that about covers it.

Oct 24, 2012#88

LittleKagsin

Aw, I'm sorry you miss her, but I'm glad you guys are still close enough to talk.

I hope everything is going well for her! I do miss her sassiness sometimes.

Also, just so you know, I like you in your own right - not being attached as 'Shego's brother'.

Oct 24, 2012#89

Adam

Yes, I also enjoy the copious amount of times you like my posts. That makes me feel special.

So Jiarnamesh, this one is for you

Oct 24, 2012#90

WasabiPoptart

Gilgamesh said:
Jiarn posted valid proof that he wasn't though.

Edit: Oh fuck it. I am Jiarn.

I figured that out all on my own just a few days ago! I couldn't remember your other name on here, only that you are Shego's brother.

Oct 24, 2012#91

Gilgamesh

I'm actually blindsided that so many people figured it out. Jay, drifter, WasabiPoptart and a couple others. Guess I'm really shitty at attempting to keep secrets. :confused:

Adam:
At least as special as LittleKagsin for that gif anyway

Oct 24, 2012#92

Krisken

You're a cool frood. in my book, Gilgamesh.

Oct 25, 2012#93

Adam

Gilgamesh said:
I'm actually blindsided that so many people figured it out. Jay, drifter, WasabiPoptart and a couple others. Guess I'm really shitty at attempting to keep secrets.

Adam:
At least as special as LittleKagsin for that gif anyway

Don't look at me, I thought you were another Mathias alt.

Oct 25, 2012#94

North_Ranger

Well, this changes nothing between you and me, Gil ol' boy. I've enjoyed your recent postings - and I honestly don't recall much of your earlier posts so there's no Jiarn baggage for me. I still think you oughta get your head re-adjusted due to your taste in movies, but that would deprive me of much-appreciated exchange of opinions when it comes to the Talk About the Last Movie thread. I think someone even suggested we oughta start our own movie critic pages or something

Glad to hear Shegs is doing fine. If it's not too much trouble, tell her I said hello and that we miss having her around. And that I'm still willing to discuss my middle management position in her diabolical new world order when she conquers the world

Oct 25, 2012#95

Frank

Yeah Gil, we disagree about pretty much everything, always, (and that's actually how I guessed you were who you are, same disagreements) but you are not a bad poster by any means.

Oct 25, 2012#96

Gilgamesh

Krisken - Thank you. Wish I could tell what your avatar is though.

North_Ranger - Different opinions can be the spice of life ole chap. As for her, I will tell her next time we talk for sure. You're more than welcome to the middle management position, I've already claimed the -pampered relative who does nothing but mooch money and women from the regime while living in decadence- position

Frank - I actually like discussing topics with you much how I like discussing movies with North_Ranger, due to our conflicting opinions you actually open my eyes to a point of view that I wouldn't have really seen otherwise. Much like the CRZ issue with WoW. I can actually see it's major disadvantages and the outcry that there has been against it makes alot more sense to me since speaking with you.

Oct 25, 2012#97

figmentPez

Say "Hi" to Shego for me. I hope she's doing well and enjoying life.

Oct 25, 2012#98

ThatNickGuy

Basically Gil, what we're trying to say is we don't want you. We want Shego.

....wait, hang on, that came out wrong.

Oct 25, 2012#99

Gilgamesh

figmentPez - I did tell her when you got back to the forums. She was glad you were doing better.

Oh I have no illusions about that.

I want her too.

wait that came out wrong too. Shit so did that.

Oct 25, 2012#100

Ravenpoe

ThatNickGuy said:
Basically Gil, what we're trying to say is we don't want you. We want Shego.

....wait, hang on, that came out wrong.

Why choose the lesser evil?

Oct 25, 2012#101

LittleKagsin

Gilgamesh said:
Adam:
At least as special as LittleKagsin for that gif anyway

We can be special together!!!

Oct 25, 2012#102

Espy

I did not honestly know it was a secret that Gil was Jiarn.

Oct 25, 2012#103

Gilgamesh

I am so fail it's ridiculous. :confused:

Oct 25, 2012#104

Charlie Don't Surf

*the more you know graphic flies across screen*

Oct 25, 2012#105

bhamv3

I honestly did not know Gil is Jiarn. I also don't care that much though, since I'm one of those people who tell people apart via their avatars, rather than their handles.

Oct 25, 2012#106

Adam

bhamv3 said:
I honestly did not know Gil is Jiarn. I also don't care that much though, since I'm one of those people who tell people apart via their avatars, rather than their handles.

Wow, that could be really confusing.

Oct 25, 2012#107

sixpackshaker

Adam said:
Wow, that could be really confusing.

You beat me to it Bhamv3

Oct 25, 2012#108

bhamv3

WHY ARE YOU ME?

Oct 25, 2012#109

GasBandit

Shit, I thought he (Gilgamesh) was Amy.

:problemo:

Oct 25, 2012#110

strawman

Adam said:
Wow, that could be really confusing.

Amy?

Oct 25, 2012#111

GasBandit

stienman said:
Amy?

The hell do you think you are doing with that avatar?

Oct 25, 2012#112

strawman

bhamv3 said:
WHY ARE YOU ME?

Adam: Putting the dope in doppelgänger since aught three.

Oct 25, 2012#113

jwhouk

Actually, I kinda miss Amy.

Oct 25, 2012#114

Adam

stienman said:
Adam: Putting the dope in doppelgänger since aught three.

Oct 25, 2012#115

GasBandit

I knew this would happen. It happened last time too. Stienman changed his avatar back, but the quote avatars stay the same.

Damn your eyes, stienman.

Oct 25, 2012#116

Krisken

Gilgamesh said:
Krisken - Thank you. Wish I could tell what your avatar is though.

.

It's the Typhus model I painted for Warhammer 40k, before it was finished. I should probably update it.

Oct 25, 2012#117

Jay

Gilgamesh said:
I'm actually blindsided that so many people figured it out. Jay,

LET ME USE THIS SPECIAL COLOR TO DEFINE MY POST.
MY POST REQUIRES MORE PROPER FORMATTING.
MY POST ISN'T LONG AND RANTY ENOUGH

Seriously, it wasn't hard... was I the first to know it was you anyways?

It wasn't hard. Not maybe people go out of the way and be OCD like you when you post/rant

Oct 25, 2012#118

Piotyr

Gilgamesh said:
If she gets the opportunity to come and tell everyone where she is/what she's been up to herself I'll leave that up to her. Needless to say she's doing well. Better than she's ever been I'd be safe enough to say. Honestly I don't think anyone would believe her or me if it was said what she's up to over the past months.

Shego is Mitt Romney?

Oct 25, 2012#119

Bowielee

Piotyr said:
Shego is Mitt Romney?

Pssht, She's clearly Paul Ryan.

Oct 25, 2012#120

Gilgamesh

Jay I do tend to ramble on and edit alot. This is true. Still though, to notice the similarities over the course of what, the year I didn't post? Crazy.

I got the coloring thing from my sister though. She does alot more special editing to her posts though I think. Always has. Different colors, fonts, bolding, italics, all kinds of shit.

I prefer images to get my points across

Oct 25, 2012#121

ThatNickGuy

All right, I need to confess something. This might ruffle some feathers for those that remember me from the old forums.

I'm ThatNickGuy.

Oct 25, 2012#122

Adam

ThatNickGuy said:
All right, I need to confess something. This might ruffle some feathers for those that remember me from the old forums.

I'm ThatNickGuy.

Ugh

Oct 25, 2012#123

ThatNickGuy

Ugh?

Oct 25, 2012#124

Adam

ThatNickGuy said:
Ugh?

I remember that guy, being all Nickish. Flopping his Nick all over the place, showing off everything Nick. Everyone thought he was a big Nick, although I suspect we all wanted our Nicks to be that big.

Oct 25, 2012#125

sixpackshaker

Adam said:
I remember that guy, being all Nickish. Flopping his Nick all over the place, showing off everything Nick. Everyone thought he was a big Nick, although I suspect we all wanted our Nicks to be that big.

Then he kept talking about his Homecoming Dance...

Oct 25, 2012#126

Adam

sixpackshaker said:
Then he kept talking about his Homecoming Dance...

No one puts Nick in the corner, apparently.

Oct 25, 2012#127

Piotyr

If there's anything that describes this forum in one sentence, it's that it's chock full of Nick jokes.

Oct 25, 2012#128

ThatNickGuy

Piotyr said:
If there's anything that describes this forum in one sentence, it's that it's chock full of Nick jokes.

HEY!

...yeah.

Oct 25, 2012#129

Tress

Piotyr said:
If there's anything that describes Nick's prom night in one sentence, it's that it was chock full of Nick jokes.

FTFY... and added a healthy layer of meta to your comment.

Oct 25, 2012#130

Adam

The irony of course is that Nick's prom night was probably better than most. Definitely better than mine

Oct 25, 2012#131

ThatNickGuy

Actually, the irony is that my prom night was ridiculously tame. I didn't even get any nookie.

Oct 25, 2012#132

Krisken

ThatNickGuy said:
Actually, the irony is that my prom night was ridiculously tame. I didn't even get any nookie.

Me either. I went bowling.

Oct 25, 2012#133

Tress

Krisken said:
Me either. I went bowling.

Now I'm curious about everyone's...

Oct 25, 2012#134

ThatNickGuy

Does that make you a lane ass dude?

Oct 25, 2012#135

Gilgamesh

Could be worse, I didn't even have a prom night. Around the time a prom was happening I was living in Project housing with a 2yr old and a cheating wife

Oct 25, 2012#136

Ravenpoe

Tress said:
Now I'm curious about everyone's...

My prom night ended with a formalwear LAN party.

Oct 25, 2012#137

Adam

Tress said:
Krisken said:

Me either. I went bowling.

Click to expand...

Now I'm curious about everyone's...

I'm a terrible bowler.

Oct 25, 2012#138

Tress

Ravenpoe said:
My prom night ended with a formalwear LAN party.

My date fell asleep, which was fine by me since we were just friends. Out of our entire group only my best friend and I stayed awake, so we ditched everyone else and crashed a party at the hotel.

Oct 25, 2012#139

Ravenpoe

Tress said:
My date fell asleep, which was fine by me since we were just friends. Out of our entire group only my best friend and I stayed awake, so we ditched everyone else and crashed a party at the hotel.

My date was my girlfriend at the time, who also gamed the night away.

I was fragging instead of shagging.

Oct 25, 2012#140

ThatNickGuy

Ravenpoe said:
My prom night ended with a formalwear LAN party.

Oct 25, 2012#141

North_Ranger

My prom night ended with me going home by myself. My date only went out with me because she needed someone to go with.

I know what chopped liver feels like...

Oct 25, 2012#142

Frank

We didn't have prom, we had grad.

Oct 25, 2012#143

Adam

I had worked up the courage to ask out my prom date whom I had a major crush on. She accepted, everything was fantastic. Got dressed up, drove a '67 Camaro to the prom, got there, my best friend asked my prom date out, she said yes, they disappeared for the rest of the night and the after party.

At the formal dinner the next night, where my family, my best friend's family and my prom date's family all sat at one end of the table and left my high and dry on the other end. I took a walk and nearly jumped off a bridge, saved only by a bottle cap that said "BC Quality".

That night I drank myself stupid with Lamb's, got into a fight with my father, mental breakdown, missed graduation ceremonies for the rest of the weekend as I got segregated away from the rest of the family in a trailer parked in our driveway.

I know what pureed liver feels like.

Edit:

6 months later we're attending college together and she wants to dump him and date me instead. Because I'm stupid, bros before hos so I say no. She dumps him anyways, he never finds out what I did.

Him and I are no longer on speaking terms as he knocked up some one night stand who doesn't let him speak to his friends or family any more.

She's married with two kids and admitted last year she wants to jump my bones.

Oct 25, 2012#144

GasBandit

The car I was in got hit by a saturn whose driver had fallen asleep at the wheel.

Oct 25, 2012#145

Ravenpoe

Adam said:
I had worked up the courage to ask out my prom date whom I had a major crush on. She accepted, everything was fantastic. Got dressed up, drove a '67 Camaro to the prom, got there, my best friend asked my prom date out, she said yes, they disappeared for the rest of the night and the after party.

At the formal dinner the next night, where my family, my best friend's family and my prom date's family all sat at one end of the table and left my high and dry on the other end. I took a walk and nearly jumped off a bridge, saved only by a bottle cap that said "BC Quality".

That night I drank myself stupid with Lamb's, got into a fight with my father, mental breakdown, missed graduation ceremonies for the rest of the weekend as I got segregated away from the rest of the family in a trailer parked in our driveway.

I know what pureed liver feels like.

Nick's prom night is starting to look pretty good.

Oct 25, 2012#146

Adam

Ravenpoe said:
Nick's prom night is starting to look pretty good.

I would have given anything to have Nick's prom night.

Oct 25, 2012#147

Frank

My grad was pretty awesome. We were the last class to have a wet bar at the convention center it was held at. It was a fucking mess of underage (myself included, I was only 17) drinking.

Oct 25, 2012#148

Krisken

Holy crap. I think I did ok with bowling on prom night.

Oct 25, 2012#149

LittleKagsin

Tress said:
Now I'm curious about everyone's...

I'm pretty sure I fell asleep...

I think I'm mixing up graduation and prom,but yeah, I'm pretty positive I just slept. And had a falling out with my boyfriend.

Oct 25, 2012#150

Shannow

What....the fuck...happened here?

Oct 25, 2012#151

jwhouk

Your thread got derailed and summarily spawned into a separate thread.

And Shego's brother came back.

Oct 25, 2012#152

Gilgamesh

Shannow said:
What....the fuck...happened here?

Halforums happened.

jwhouk would you really say I ever left?

Oct 25, 2012#153

jwhouk

No one ever really leaves.

It's kinda like Hotel California in that way.

Oct 25, 2012#154

bhamv3

jwhouk said:
No one ever really leaves.

It's kinda like Hotel California in that way.

Aaaaaand song now stuck in my head. Thanks a lot.

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face

Oct 25, 2012#155

jwhouk

You're welcome.

I usually get a song unstuck from my head by singing "Take A Chance On Me" by ABBA.

Don't ask.

Oct 25, 2012#156

Emrys

Now that song is stuck in my head.
Doomweasels, attack!!

Oct 25, 2012#157

ThatNickGuy

Oct 25, 2012#158

Emrys

I love you, ThatNickGuy. You shall be spared.

Oct 25, 2012#159

ThatNickGuy

Dude, your doomweasels would have to fight with my cat for world dominance, anyway. It's my own damn fault for naming him Diomedes.

Oct 25, 2012#160

Emrys

My doomies have been known to surround cats and herd them into corners, causing said cats to fall over in terror.
Yes, my doomweasels are smart and my cats are stupid as bricks.

Oct 25, 2012#161

bhamv3

jwhouk said:
You're welcome.

I usually get a song unstuck from my head by singing "Take A Chance On Me" by ABBA.

Don't ask.

Well now I have them both stuck in my head at the same time.

Welcome to the Hotel California if you change your mind
I'm the first in line at such a lovely place
Honey I'm still free with such a lovely face
Take a chance on me...

Oct 25, 2012#162

Emrys

Time to make a YouTube video that will go viral in matter of hours. Make sure you wear the swim trunks and goggles when you make it.

Oct 25, 2012#163

Shannow

Now I fuckin remember why I left.

Oct 25, 2012#164

Gilgamesh

Shannow said:
Now I fuckin remember why I left.

Oct 25, 2012#165

Shannow

Oct 25, 2012#166

Gilgamesh

Shannow said:

Oct 25, 2012#167

Dave

I fuckin' love you guys. I saw this thread when it was but a wee lad of only 1 page. Reading through it now is hysterical.

The banter makes me feel at home.

Oct 25, 2012#168

Shannow

Gilgamesh said:
View attachment 8647

Oct 26, 2012#169

North_Ranger

Shannow said:
Now I fuckin remember why I left.

Oh come on, now... You know we've always been a nutty group. Or is there something else that is vexing you?

Oct 26, 2012#170

ThatNickGuy

Shannow said:
Now I fuckin remember why I left.

And really, man, I know you're guilty of many a thread jack in your time.

Oct 26, 2012#171

Shannow

Oct 26, 2012#172

ThatNickGuy

Oct 26, 2012#173

Shannow

ThatNickGuy said:

If I remember correctly, that was usually you.

Oct 26, 2012#174

ThatNickGuy

Oct 26, 2012#175

Shannow

That looks about right, yes.

Oct 26, 2012#176

ThatNickGuy

Heh, in my defence, though, I'd like to think that I've been doing much better over the last several months. Maybe it's a thicker skin, maybe it's not taking things so seriously, maybe it's being too busy with my teaching internship. But I haven't had a meltdown on here in a long while.

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