Bring out Gifs!

[GasBandit]

You know, I think I might actually just have a chance with this gal...



... because it's obvious she just can't find a stud.

 

[PatrThom]

it's obvious she just can't find a stud.

Maybe she...
...is lousy at screwing?
...was just too rough with her pole?
...shouldn't try nailing herself?
...just isn't that handy?

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Stupify! Expelliarmus! (wait for it)... Incendio!

 

[GasBandit]

When they want 10 years of experience right out of high school

 

[PatrThom]

That kid is going places.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Which is the worst volume control ever?

 

[figmentPez]

Which is the worst volume control ever?

GIF

Honestly, when I saw #10 it made me a little surprised that Nintendo hasn't done motion controlled volume exactly like that.

 

[@Li3n]

And now i feel like a lazy piece of shit:

 

[GasBandit]

Boiiing!

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

The woes of a lefty.

 

[Celt Z]

Boiiing!

GIF

"Holiday Rooooo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oad"

 

[jwhouk]

Boiiing!
gif

...I've driven that portion of Highway. That's GOTTA be Highway 29. It's perpetually under construction. Wouldn't surprise me in the least if it buckled like that.

 

[filmfanatic]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

You know what I hate?

 

[PatrThom]

You know what I hate?
GIF

Ubisoft?

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Ubisoft?

--Patrick

Imgur's database servers took a massive shit today apparently. All day long I had to google reply gifs like some kind of peasant because my carefully selected imgur favorites were beyond my reach... any time I tried to load them, or even view comments, or open "click here for X additional images in this gallery," all I got was

 

[GasBandit]

It's the 30th anniversary of the Graphics Interchange Format file!

Here's the first GIF ever uploaded, to mark the occasion!

It was soon followed by the second gif ever:

 

[PatrThom]

This went places I wasn't expecting it to.


--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

Video games are not preparation for the real thing.

 

[PatrThom]

He is not a warrior.
He is a beginner.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

FirstTimeAnal.gif

 

[CrimsonSoul]

FirstTimeAnal.gif

Wait... the huge shit at the end, or getting reamed out? I'm confused as to which one is the girl in that gif

 

[GasBandit]

Wait... the huge shit at the end, or getting reamed out? I'm confused as to which one is the girl in that gif

Might be neither, you ever think of that?

 

[PatrThom]

Wait... the huge shit at the end, or getting reamed out? I'm confused as to which one is the girl in that gif

They're both the guy. That's the point.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

How in the hell..?

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

It was at that moment... she knew... she'd fucked up.

 

[figmentPez]

 

[GasBandit]

DIRECT FUCKING HIT

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

@ThatNickGuy
Armadillos can be ticklish.

 

[DarkAudit]

Wait, what? Fuck it, I quit!