Ask Me Nothing (AMN) and I will answer.

[General Specific]

Well, go ahead and ask me nothing and I will do my best to answer.

 

[Bubble181]

....?

 

[strawman]

 

[Cog]

I'm ordering you to tell me what is your favorite food.

 

[General Specific]

....?

Sometimes, but only in the dark, with no one watching.

a dark, almost navy Blue

 

[Bubble181]

Sometimes, but only in the dark, with no one watching.

Poor dill.

 

[GasBandit]

You should go make a pork sausage, but remember to check to see if it's got hairs growin' all over it.

 

[tegid]

Huh!

 

[Bubble181]

Huh!

War!

 

[Cheesy1]

Good God, y'all!

 

[BErt]

so then if i give you some answers, you will question them.

- yesterday
- $247.58
- No, but a lot of people make that mistake. It's the mustache
- A belt buckle that is also a kazoo

 

[General Specific]

What is my favorite Beetle's song?

- yesterday

How much money would it take for me to sing an acapella cover of "Master of Orion"

- $247.58

Are my two grandfathers gay-married to each other?

- No, but a lot of people make that mistake. It's the mustache

What is the best invention I can think of?

- A belt buckle that is also a kazoo

 

[Sparhawk]

-squirrel monkey
-Just a small rash, on the right cheek.
-Yoda and Grover

 

[General Specific]

Can I name two small mammals?

-squirrel monkey

What happens if I accidentally sit on poison ivy?

-Just a small rash, on the right cheek.

Which two Muppets should I mention if I want to piss off Frank Oz?

-Yoda and Grover

 

[Chad Sexington]

Oh, because of bumblefuckery involved in step 9.