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@GasBandit, I wish to register a complaint!

There were no ferrets in either of the Big Dump of Awws! This is completely unacceptable! When The Scampering happens, you shall be assigned to cleaning the doomweasels unless you recitfy this atrocity immediately!


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This morning my cat wanted to jump in my lap but I was wearing thin pajama pants. So I grabbed a blanket and made the tongue-click sound we use to call our cats. It worked. Both of our cats jumped up. I'd have taken a picture but I was smothered by 30 pounds of clawed fur and couldn't reach the phone.