Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!

(One week ago)
Client
: Hey, we've got this translation we need done, it's really short and simple, but we need it to be absolutely 100% correct, and it needs to sound snappy and attractive. Also, we'll be printing your company's name as the ones who provided the translation, so we suggest you get it right.
Company higher-ups: Sure, we'll give it to our most senior Chinese to English translator and editor. He'll get it done for you.
Me: All right, this is my time to shine! Here we go! I'm going to translate this so awesomely!

(Today)
Client
: Hey you spelled "persistent" wrong. Unfortunately we didn't catch it in time, so it's now been printed, with your company's name next to it.
Company higher-ups: Ah fuck, we can't believe we've done this.
Me: Ah fuck, I can't believe I've done this.
At least you're persistant
 
Held door open for lady. I thought she was giving me a funny look as she thanked me, but dismissed it as me being paranoid. Later realized one of the lenses in my sunglasses had popped out and I had been walking around completely oblivious to it. :/
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Just found out, listening to one of my favorite podcasts (Giuseppe Ottaviani - Go On Air), that this is the last episode :/
 
Just found out, listening to one of my favorite podcasts (Giuseppe Ottaviani - Go On Air), that this is the last episode :/
Been there.
I still miss the golden years of Ask the Professor, with Ed Dewint and the rest. I never did send in the questions I typed up in 7th grade. Sigh.
Aaak! We're hosting peeps at our house tonight! Why does this stress me out so much?!!!!
...did you give up drinking?

--Patrick
 
New guy came to me with an issue. I asked a couple questions to get a better understanding of the problem he was dealing with, told him a couple ways we could handle it.

His response: "Well, it's a lot of work."

I acknowledged this, went over our options again with him.

Him: "Yeah, well, it's just a lot of work."

Me: "... We can either fix it or not fix it, and we need to fix it."

Him: "Oh, okay."

-_- What the hell do you want from me? I'm not going to reassign the project, nor can I tap a fairy wand to make it the assignment more pleasant, otherwise my work would be a hell of a lot easier. And aside from that, today was just an avalanche that I really didn't have time to be listening to him gripe. Those of us on senior staff busted our asses trying to finish tomorrow's order, which would be fine, except even though we did our best, we still couldn't finish, and will just have to come in early tomorrow and try some more. This guy's been working for us all of four days. If he's getting burnt out already, he might as well walk out the door now.
 
Sounds like someone is about to learn a valuable life lesson.

--Patrick
One way or another, I suppose. Usually when we get a batch of new people, a couple of them drop shortly after hire when they realize they don't like sitting at a desk and barely communicating with anyone all day and can't go on Facebook or any not work-related sites.
 
His response: "Well, it's a lot of work."
Yes, it is, which is why we're PAYING YOU TO DO IT.

/cracks whip[DOUBLEPOST=1496747048,1496746970][/DOUBLEPOST]If you find a job that pays you for doing easy stuff, let us in on the secret, until then you might actually have to work for your living.

Harsh, I know, but I'm sure top scientists are working on a solution right now.

TOP SCIENTISTS.
 
You can get paid to do easy stuff as long as you're the only person who can do it. The trick is to influence events until you get to that point.
 
Sitting at a desk and barely communicating with anyone all... night... is what I do every night. They don't mind terribly that I surf during down time because a) I get my work done first and correctly, b) I surf on my personal gear. and c) I stop surfing when guests need dealing with.

It's not really easy stuff, because permanent third shift is a huge hit to the social life. Not many are up to the challenge.

Could be worse. Other departments are being eliminated, but commitments for those departments are still being made.
 
Sitting at a desk and barely communicating with anyone all... night... is what I do every night. They don't mind terribly that I surf during down time because a) I get my work done first and correctly, b) I surf on my personal gear. and c) I stop surfing when guests need dealing with.

It's not really easy stuff, because permanent third shift is a huge hit to the social life. Not many are up to the challenge.

Could be worse. Other departments are being eliminated, but commitments for those departments are still being made.
Oh yeah? Well this new guy has to work normal 9 to 5 hours. Some of the names weren't typed in the document and he had to ... add them in. Last week, he forgot to mark that he was the one who finished a case ... and he had to put his initials on it. And didn't even like it! Now who has a hard job? :p
 
Yes, it is, which is why we're PAYING YOU TO DO IT.

/cracks whip[DOUBLEPOST=1496747048,1496746970][/DOUBLEPOST]If you find a job that pays you for doing easy stuff, let us in on the secret, until then you might actually have to work for your living.

Harsh, I know, but I'm sure top scientists are working on a solution right now.

TOP SCIENTISTS.
Yeah, and their research consists of sitting on the couch watching football.

It's agony for them.
 
Oh yeah? Well this new guy has to work normal 9 to 5 hours. Some of the names weren't typed in the document and he had to ... add them in. Last week, he forgot to mark that he was the one who finished a case ... and he had to put his initials on it. And didn't even like it! Now who has a hard job? :p
One of the previous full time overnight guys couldn't be bothered to run the nightly credit card batch. At one point nearly two weeks went by without a settlement.

And then I discovered over the course of 2015, over $30k was left unsettled. The charge was posted to the folio, printed on the guest receipt, and counted as revenue on the property management system, but was never submitted to the bank.

I get fidgety if it goes too far past midnight without sending the batch.


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Omg. Were you ever able to charge them eventually or is there a statute of limitations on something like that?
We got most of it. A few cards had since expired, so those were lost. There were a lot of disputes where the bank sided with the customer, even though we had the documented proof the final charge hadn't gone through yet. We had to send out a letter explaining what had happened and why the charge was only now showing up.
 

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Staff member
We had a big dispute with our first apartment complex as a married couple. They took more than a month to cash our rent check, and when they did it bounced. They blamed us for not earmarking the money, and I guess that's technically true. But life moves on. Things come up. You never know where you'll be 5 weeks from when you expect a business to remove the funds from your account.
 
We had a big dispute with our first apartment complex as a married couple. They took more than a month to cash our rent check, and when they did it bounced. They blamed us for not earmarking the money, and I guess that's technically true. But life moves on. Things come up. You never know where you'll be 5 weeks from when you expect a business to remove the funds from your account.
For the first few years my son was in school, LifeTouch (the school photo places a lot of schools use) used to take 6-8 months to cash our checks.

These days, they're on it..like within a day or two, it hits my bank.
 
A timeline of events:

One week ago: sweet, new hard drive arrived!
One minute later: now where's the hard drive enclosure?
Five minutes later: found it!
Ten seconds later: where the hell did I leave the power supply?
This morning: finally found the power supply!
One minute later: where are all the fucking USB cables?!
 
A timeline of events:

One week ago: sweet, new hard drive arrived!
One minute later: now where's the hard drive enclosure?
Five minutes later: found it!
Ten seconds later: where the hell did I leave the power supply?
This morning: finally found the power supply!
One minute later: where are all the fucking USB cables?!
And now? C'mon! Don't keep us hangin', man!
 
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