The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

Dave · Sep 17, 2016

Sounds better like this:

A middle aged man in Woodstock
Drinks Guiness to wait out the clock
Hopes for rain to stall
And night to fall
To go home and play with his cock.

sixpackshaker · Sep 17, 2016

Gruebeard · Sep 18, 2016

Dave said:
The syllables are messed up in that limerick. It does not flow well at all.

So what you're saying is I should return to the title I was using until yesterday?

HCGLNS · Sep 18, 2016

Progress peaked with frozen pizza.

Nebulous · Sep 18, 2016

HCGLNS said:
frozen pizza.

This one is pretty good, as far as frozen pizza's go:

Dave · Sep 18, 2016

I'd eat cardboard if it came with cheese and Canadian bacon.

Nebulous · Sep 18, 2016

I don't buy frozen pizzas myself. I usually have a coupon or something and I an order a real pizza for like $2 more than what the frozen one's usually cost.

Dave · Sep 18, 2016

Nebulous said:
I don't buy frozen pizzas myself. I usually have a coupon or something and I an order a real pizza for like $2 more than what the frozen one's usually cost.

Depends. The pizzas we buy are $3.50. If you get a real pizza it's going to be substantially more than that unless it's Papa Murphy's Take-n-Bake Tuesday where ANY large pizza is only $10.

(This message brought to you by Papa Murphy's Take-n-Bake Pizza.)

Nebulous · Sep 18, 2016

HCGLNS · Sep 18, 2016

Holy shit you wankers! I'm quoting Christmas gospel!

Okay okay, I'm quoting the new testament yeesh.

Squidleybits · Sep 18, 2016

Yoshimickster said:
I know a place where you can get Sushi flavored Ice Cream....seriously.

They used to make the strangest flavours of ice cream on Iron Chef.

PatrThom · Sep 18, 2016

Gruebeard said:
There is a middle aged man in Woodstock
Drinking Guiness and waiting out the clock
For the rain to stall
For the night to fall
Until he can go home and play with his cock

A pre-codger in Woodstock was seen
Quaffing trendy stouts well into the e'en.
He endures the rain's wetting,
Yearns for the Sun's setting
And his bedtime, for playin' with his peen.

Squidleybits said:
They used to make the strangest flavours of ice cream on Iron Chef.

Yeah! Squid ink!

--Patrick

fade · Sep 18, 2016

I concur with whoever said that all ketchup is nasty. Blech. And there's only one brand of mayo: Duke's. I will go out of my way to obtain Duke's.

Squidleybits · Sep 18, 2016

We have a Sriacha Heinz at our grocery store (at least I'm pretty sure it's Sriacha) which is pretty awesome.

Denbrought · Sep 18, 2016

Squidleybits said:
We have a Sriacha Heinz at our grocery store (at least I'm pretty sure it's Sriacha) which is pretty awesome.

Ninja'd by a day ;P

Squidleybits · Sep 18, 2016

haha

I thought it had been a while since I visited the forums

blotsfan · Sep 19, 2016

Y'arr. A happy talk like a pirate day to all me mateys!

Dei · Sep 19, 2016

Dave said:
Depends. The pizzas we buy are $3.50. If you get a real pizza it's going to be substantially more than that unless it's Papa Murphy's Take-n-Bake Tuesday where ANY large pizza is only $10.

(This message brought to you by Papa Murphy's Take-n-Bake Pizza.)

I can get a large 1 topping pizza for $8 as long as i pick it up, and it's also way better than Pizza Hut or Dominos. (which are the other theoretical options that I will never use.)

blotsfan · Sep 19, 2016

Every time I order pizza I'm always like "I'll get the reasonable option" but then there's a specialty, and it's only a few dollars more to get a bigger one and then I'm out $20

Ravenpoe · Sep 19, 2016

The biggest benefit of frozen pizza: I can't get delivery at 3am

fade · Sep 19, 2016

I like Pizza Hut.

Ravenpoe · Sep 19, 2016

fade said:
I like Pizza Hut.

I do, too!

sixpackshaker · Sep 19, 2016

I wish there was a place like the Pizza Hut I grew up with. In the 80s before they took out the brick ovens, it was a wonderful pizza place.

Squidleybits · Sep 19, 2016

fade said:
I like Pizza Hut.

Same!!

GasBandit · Sep 19, 2016

I used to like Pizza Hut, before I met the people who work at my local Pizza Hut, and discerned a distressing lack of hygiene.

So, Domino's mostly gets my patronage. Well, they and Double Dave's, but the latter is an option I believe most of you lack.

PatrThom · Sep 19, 2016

I miss the Pizza Hut buffet.
Otherwise I could take 'em or leave 'em. The ones around here are trying too hard to act like they're "pizza pubs" rather than a usual Pizza Hut. Dark lighting, sports on television, an actual seating bar, etc.

--Patrick

GasBandit · Sep 19, 2016

Just a little something to remind @Celt Z that she wanted to be this for Halloween last year, but I showed it to her too late.

Gruebeard · Sep 19, 2016

GasBandit said:
Just a little something to remind @Celt Z that she wanted to be this for Halloween last year, but I showed it to her too late.

. . . I think we might all want @Keltsy to be that for Hallowe'en.

Celt Z · Sep 19, 2016

GasBandit said:
Just a little something to remind @Celt Z that she wanted to be this for Halloween last year, but I showed it to her too late.

Thank you! I had forgotten about her!

Gruebeard said:
. . . I think we might all want @Keltsy to be that for Hallowe'en.

I don't have anything planned yet, this could be do-able!
....Or are you just saying I need to be a succubus? 'Cause with the freckle thing and all... :devil:

Waittaminute...how does @Keltsy show a user?!

GasBandit · Sep 19, 2016

Celt Z said:
Waittaminute...how does @Keltsy show a user?!

Once you understand the user tag syntax, you can tag any user as @Whatever you desire.

Gruebeard · Sep 19, 2016

I was saying whatever it was that got you to rate that funny.

And the @tag thing is just translated into bbcode. Anything can be placed between (user) and (/user).

You're 4018.
Dave is 1.

Its like senority . . . we should unionize

HCGLNS · Sep 19, 2016

See I saw it as a school teacher not a succubus.

GasBandit · Sep 19, 2016

Gruebeard said:
I was saying whatever it was that got you to rate that funny.

And the @tag thing is just translated into bbcode. Anything can be placed between (user) and (/user).

You're 4018.
Dave is 1.

Its like senority . . . we should unionize

We are an organization that looks deep into your soul and assigns you a number based upon the order in which you joined.[DOUBLEPOST=1474321293,1474321274][/DOUBLEPOST]

HCGLNS said:
See I saw it as a school teacher not a succubus.

I wish I went to YOUR school!

GasBandit · Sep 19, 2016

Oh, and in case everybody else has also forgotten who the demoness in question is, that's Koakuma from Touhou, as depicted in this fan animation:

Null · Sep 19, 2016

Work on Sunday had an interesting moment. The same student from last time was a few minutes late, which didn't bother me - when we're not busy, I basically give a 15 minute grace period; if you're in within 15 minutes of your start time, it's okay. If you're later than that, I record it as late. So she was in just like 5 minutes late or so and she was like, "Oh, I'm so sorry, I was running late. I was in such a rush this morning I didn't even have time to put on a bra." Which I already knew, due to her shirt, which was made of apparently really, really thin fabric. I said, "That's fine. I'll have to remember not to send you up or down the stairs, I guess, ha ha ha." She laughed and went, "Yeah, I'd be like this!" and, um, bounced herself like twice.

Pretty sure if this was an anime there would have been a nosebleed or something around here.