ARM YOURSELVES!

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Well Dave, I'm with the North in spirit, and all of it's rangers, but fuck y'all, I got a country to found.

 
The game is guaranteed to be a draw if you start with the center square. I win most often by starting with one of the corners. Usually happens as such: I take a corner, opponent takes center, I take opposite corner, opponent takes one of the remaining corners, I take final corner and am left with two ways to win.
 
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this thread is amazing on lidocaine. also, root canals are hilarious
 
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Matt²

BWAAAAAAAH!!

[fires indiscriminately into the crowds]

DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[BLAT!][BLAT!][BLAT!][BLAT!][BLAT!][BLAT!][BLAT!][BLAT!]

MATT², who are you firing at?!
I HAVE NO IDEA!!

[BLAT!][BLAT!][BLAT!] [click... click...]

oh crap... RUN!

[ducks under some heavy bushes, shouting "UNIONNNNNNNNN!"]
 

Dave

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God damn it. I have the perfect retort but after asking you to make babies earlier I would start to sound like the creepy old dude.


Fuck it.

Can I be the nurse that [STRIKE]touches[/STRIKE] heals the wounded?
Certainly. My penis hurts.
 
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