ARM YOURSELVES!

[Chazwozel]

My forum brothers and sisters for too long have we lived in the shadow of a tyrant. That tyrant known as Dave and his secret police, the mods. It is time to break free from our shackles. It is time to fight for our independence! TO THE DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARISE MY TROLLS! ARISE AND FIGHT! FOR THE CONFEDERATE HALFORUMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Halforum Civil War has begun!

Join me, General Chazwozel!

TO GLORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dave]

NEVER!

 

[Shegokigo]

Wanton mayhem, death, dismemberment and destruction?

Oh I'll be there....

 

[Chazwozel]

Wanton mayhem, death, dismemberment and destruction?

Oh I'll be there....

you better be, you're my fucking Lieutenant!

 

[Rob King]

I'm so sorry, Dave! It was an accident, I swear!

But as long as we're all here ...

General Chazwozel, to you I pledge my life and my arms.

FOR LIBERTY!

 

[Chazwozel]

I'm so sorry, Dave! It was an accident, I swear!

But as long as we're all here ...

General Chazwozel, to you I pledge my life and my arms.

FOR LIBERTY!

Gunnery Sergent Rob King I admire your valor, sir.

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dave]

I have now signed the Sharkipation Proclamation, which states Chaz is a twit and should never be followed into a 7-11 let alone a battle.

 

[Shegokigo]

Wanton mayhem, death, dismemberment and destruction?

Oh I'll be there....

you better be, you're my fucking Lieutenant!

[/QUOTE]

Not my most flattering attire but made for the slaughter!

 

[Dave]

And I took a preemptive strike against that coward John Wilkes Booth.

 

[sixpackshaker]

In the tradition of my Irish-Texan forefathers....


Fuck this Noise, I'm headed for Mexico!

 

[Chazwozel]

In the tradition of my Irish-Texan forefathers....


Fuck this Noise, I'm headed for Mexico!

You son of a bi....

 

[SpecialKO]

I mean, really...

 

[sixpackshaker]

Well Chaz, I won't have to wear no shtinking badges...

 

[North_Ranger]

General Chazwozel, we demand your immediate and unconditional surrender. If you do not acquiesce, sir, I will be forced to squash you with my mighty buttocks.

To the General's aide-de-camp, Ms Shegokigo, we are willing to offer terms. In return for your surrender, we will provide you with the following... ahem... secretaries:

 

[Hylian]

Has someone been spiking the drinking water again?

 

[Philosopher B.]

I swear, it wasn't me. I only peed in it.

 

[North_Ranger]

No, it's just that time of the month for Chaz.

 

[MindDetective]

I gotta side with the mods on this one. Sorry, Chaz. UNION!

 

[Chazwozel]

No, it's just that time of the month for Chaz.

.

Pistols at dawn with you!

 

[Troll]

I'm here!

 

[Chazwozel]

I gotta side with the mods on this one. Sorry, Chaz. UNION!

You have drawn the line in the sand. This war is truly brother against brother! TO THE DEATH!

 

[Dave]

For you, good Sir MindDetective.

 

[North_Ranger]

Pistols? For me? Awww, you shouldn't have.

*loads and aims*

Run, muthafucka.

 

[bhamv3]

Anyone remember when Marius tried something like this?

 

[Chazwozel]

Pistols? For me? Awww, you shouldn't have.

*loads and aims*

Run, muthafucka.

I run from no one! Especially a pants-less Northman with fish breath!

CHAAAARRRGGEEEEEE!!!!!!

 

[Hylian]

Well if it is crazy day than crazy it shall be!

 

[MindDetective]

No, to the pain!

 

[Morphine]

WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?? ; _ ;

 

[Chazwozel]

Anyone remember when Marius tried something like this?

Are you going to talk or fire something!?!?!

 

[Dave]

.

 

[North_Ranger]

I run from no one! Especially a pants-less Northman with fish breath!

CHAAAARRRGGEEEEEE!!!!!!

*bitch slap*

Indoor voice, mister.

 

[Morphine]

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!

 

[Dave]

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!

Sure. Wanna make some?

 

[Hylian]

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!

Good idea!


we can use them as cannon fodder!

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

Oh Fiddle Dee Dee.