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No Cheetos, no Kraft Dinner, no snack mix, no Cheez Whiz, and only half the available varieties of Doritos.

ETA: Heh, post #4567...
 
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makare

back that up... you dont eat the nacho cheese doritos!?!?!

I demand the removal of that man as any kind of authority figure on this forum, we have standards to uphold, they are low but we do have them!
 
back that up... you dont eat the nacho cheese doritos!?!?!

I demand the removal of that man as any kind of authority figure on this forum, we have standards to uphold, they are low but we do have them!
Psssst I also have only a passing interest in bacoooooon.
 
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makare

I don't care about bacon, half the world doesn't eat bacon. But the nacho cheese doritos.. that is completely different.
 
More like no kraft dinner, well I guess you must shit dimonds and wipe with 100 dollar bills! Amirite?
 
For Morphine: I dare you to....

Choice one: (if possible)
Make your best slasher-film-victim face-of-terror and post a picture of it

Choice two:
Tell us your best pick-up tactic. Whats your trick to land a hottie??
 
Five bucks says she goes for one and/or explains why 2 doesn't apply to her cause she doesn't really like to meet guys at public places. I had to seduce her with my rock hard pecs of power.
 
Five bucks says she goes for one and/or explains why 2 doesn't apply to her cause she doesn't really like to meet guys at public places. I had to seduce her with my rock hard pecs of power.
5 bucks says her best pick-up tactic is to be coy and convince guys that they are "seducing her" with their "rock hard pecs of power" when it's she who was always really in control.
 
Five bucks says she goes for one and/or explains why 2 doesn't apply to her cause she doesn't really like to meet guys at public places. I had to seduce her with my rock hard pecs of power.
5 bucks says her best pick-up tactic is to be coy and convince guys that they are "seducing her" with their "rock hard pecs of power" when it's she who was always really in control.[/QUOTE]

Oh, she's quite capable of flirting, BELIEVE ME, but she's not one to do it in a "pick up" sort of way with a guy she sees at a bar. She's more of the getting-to-know-him-first kind of girl.

And the rock hard pecs of power was a joke... I have a flabby gut and saggy man-breasts.
 
Morphine, morphine, morphine... you're being inconsiderate... why would you come in here and take up a spot in the queue when you well know you're at work and won't be able to participate in a way that doesn't leave the rest of us waiting for 4 hours huh!?! HUH!? It's me waiting for you at the bus station all over again :humph:


(tee hee)
 
Five bucks says she goes for one and/or explains why 2 doesn't apply to her cause she doesn't really like to meet guys at public places. I had to seduce her with my rock hard pecs of power.
5 bucks says her best pick-up tactic is to be coy and convince guys that they are "seducing her" with their "rock hard pecs of power" when it's she who was always really in control.[/QUOTE]

Oh, she's quite capable of flirting, BELIEVE ME, but she's not one to do it in a "pick up" sort of way with a guy she sees at a bar. She's more of the getting-to-know-him-first kind of girl.

And the rock hard pecs of power was a joke... I have a flabby gut and saggy man-breasts.[/QUOTE]
Yes we have all seen you. Still, you at least keep your shit on more than Bubble does.
 
I have none of those, although my younger brother is testing for his electrician's license next week...

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Sorry. :(
 
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Element 117

I have none of those, although my younger brother is testing for his electrician's license next week...

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Sorry. :(
Do you have or access to (via "borrowing," or "person-borrowing?")

A Digital Still Cam with video capacity
CPR Trained Medical Person
liability and property damage insurance salesperson
and an Electrician ?
 
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