The Internet will never satisfy its lust for bizarre and weird things.

the whole video reminds me of a video I saw on the food network once where this chef went around and tasted top notch cuisine from cafes and restaurants and filmed how it was made. So, she goes to watch this famous cafe make giant cinnamon rolls, and she spends like 5 minutes gushing about how amazing the chef's skills are and such, and the whole time he's basically just pressing a button on a roller to roll out the dough. Trying to fluff up a whole lotta nothin'

edit: OMG, I found the video and my 9 year old comment on it!
 
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We used to have a bunch of these planted outside of work.
Every Spring when they flowered, they would be derisively referred to frequently as "the cum trees."
All of them are gone now.

--Patrick
 
...That place (it's worth going to Zillow instead of just watching the 5-6 curated pics on Reddit, btw) looks like it was built in The Sims. Four different salons in the same room? Endless repetition of the same chair along a table (there's 42 seats)? 10 kitchens, fitted wardrobes, clearly bespoke and made-to-order absurdities, but a regular old Samsung washer and dryer stacked on top of one another in a side kitchen?
Ack.
 
Most importantly, why does the "house" a small thermal exhaust port that leads directly to the reactor system? A single-man craft could sneak in there undetected, land a precise hit, and cause a chain reaction that could blow up the station house!


I hear it's like shooting wamp rats.
 
I haven’t seen a beaver that scary since that movie “teeth” lol.
Ah, you haven't met my wife

Most importantly, why does the "house" a small thermal exhaust port that leads directly to the reactor system? A single-man craft could sneak in there undetected, land a precise hit, and cause a chain reaction that could blow up the station house!


I hear it's like shooting wamp rats.
To be very slightly fair, this is a deliberate star wars reference to the Tantive IV, apparently, and it's the underground tunnel leading to the pool barn
 
I remember seeing that user join, but since it was not immediately followed by a torrent of spam, I assumed it was legit.

--Patrick
To also be fair, I go long periods of time forgetting to check things. And also to be fair @figmentPez only dragged me on here when I got to know @LittleKagsin as well and said that was a better way to keep up with her too. Though now that I’m starting to get into cosplay I expect to be on here more.
 
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