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In Star Wars: Episode I: Bhamv3 edition, the pod race sequence is replaced by 20 minutes of Padme and her handmaiden scissoring.

I think we can all agree that would be a way better movie.
No no, keep the podrace and the final lightsaber duel. Everything else is scissoring.

Actually, hang on, even better idea... podracing and lightsaber dueling while scissoring!

Ok, y'know what, you guys discuss this further, I'll be in my bunk.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
I have no words.

WHY.

Direct to DVD you say? No kidding.

Also, I can state with confidence borne of extensive empirical testing that cats have little to no interest in chocolate, gummi bears, and other such sweet candy. Maybe it should have been "Tom and Jerry visit the Beef Jerky Factory."
 

fade

Staff member
Y'all have obviously never seen Pinocchio in Outer Space.



I have.

--Patrick
As he drifted through the cold void of space, alone after his selfless sacrifice to save the last ship of humans escaping Earth, Pinnochio's wish to become a real boy was granted by the Blue Fairy. His new lungs burned for air, and his new skin froze in the black nothingness. With his one and only breath, Pinnochio whispered, "Gepetto"... As he lost consciousness, Pinnochio descended into an alien atmosphere. He was no longer cold, and with his last thought, he mused whether he would have burned brighter if he was still made of wood.
 
As he drifted through the cold void of space, alone after his selfless sacrifice to save the last ship of humans escaping Earth, Pinnochio's wish to become a real boy was granted by the Blue Fairy. His new lungs burned for air, and his new skin froze in the black nothingness. With his one and only breath, Pinnochio whispered, "Gepetto"... As he lost consciousness, Pinnochio descended into an alien atmosphere. He was no longer cold, and with his last thought, he mused whether he would have burned brighter if he was still made of wood.
You'd be surprised how much of that is actually what happens.

--Patrick
 

I wander if its going to be as straight-edge as the original comic? Hell I'm just amazed their bringing these two back, thought they'd DIE in obscurity! As long as they don't make Cloak some filthy draft-dodger like in Ultimate Spider-man-'SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL good. Seriously though, he rejected being a sheild agent and then helped Taskmaster set free a BUNCH of bad-guys, but Spidey beat him with...a missile launcher from his Spider-cycle-GRAH-that show was so freaking dumb!
 
I'm just amazed their bringing these two back, thought they'd DIE in obscurity!
Their entire origin is about how "drugs are bad, mmm-kay?" (except for how it turned the two of them into superheroes, of course). That makes them prime candidates for prime-time television.

--Patrick
 

Dave

Staff member
From the guy who made In Bruges and Seven Psychopaths? With Frances McDormand, Woody Harrelson, Sam Rockwell, & Peter Dinklage? Sign me the fuck up.

 
Well, we haven't seen Floronic Man in animated form yet, have we?
*Check's wiki* Nope, closest thing is a character LOOSE-ly based on him on that old Superman/Aquaman show...so weird that they shared a show for some reason.

Most of the time in media he's not even Floronic man though, just a plain old scientist.

While on the subject, anyone ever see that Swamp Thing show? How was it?
 
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