BananaHands' Terrifying and Terrific Tinder Thread!

[GasBandit]

More of this, Ahoy!

 

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I probably shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did at the Stephen Hawking one.

 

[GasBandit]

Oh dear god there's 140 more

 

[Celt Z]

Who the hell is named Juzz???

 

[CynicismKills]

Who the hell is named Juzz???

Juzz.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Celt Z]

This one always makes me smile, but something just occurred to me: if Loki's looking for "side boob", wouldn't Grindr be the wrong app?

 

[GasBandit]

This one always makes me smile, but something just occurred to me: if Loki's looking for "side boob", wouldn't Grindr be the wrong app?

Maybe he's Bifrostsexual.

 

[Bubble181]

Maybe he was looking for a shemale?

 

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http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoBisexuals

 

[GasBandit]

The things you learn about your friends on Tinder.

 

[GasBandit]

Couple repeats in this one.. and there sure seem to be a number of girls that brag about not having a gag reflex.

 

[Null]

Laura, 21 almost made me laugh outloud at work.

 

[Bubble181]

 

[Ravenpoe]

Well great, now I'm frightened and aroused.

Sounds like @ThatNickGuy's prom night!

BOOM! Been too long since that reference.

 

[Emrys]

She's a keeper.

 

[Bowielee]

I didn't know that Shego had a Tindr profile.

 

[Null]

I didn't know that Shego had a Tindr profile.

Dammit, I was totally going to make that same joke.

 

[Gruebeard]

But she'd use Grindr, wouldn't she?




(Pronounce it "grind her" to give it extra meanings)

 

[Null]

But she'd use Grindr, wouldn't she?




(Pronounce it "grind her" to give it extra meanings)

Or possibly Scissr...

 

[PatrThom]

Or possibly Scissr...

Munchr? Muffr? Bumpr? Twangr?
...maybe someone should probably trademark all these, or buy the domains.

--Patrick

 

[Bubble181]

Munchr?
--Patrick

An app for buying cookies when you've got the munchies?

Muffr?
-- Patrick

...for buying stoles and shawls?

Bumpr?
--Patrick

...for cheap car part replacements?

Twangr?

--Patrick

...for good recommendations in a niche music market?

 

[PatrThom]

Here, Patrick. Let me borrow your schtick for a bit. Wheee!!!

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

--Patrick

I almost, almost said something to the effect of "Bubble, you're doing Patr's thing again."

 

[PatrThom]

I almost, almost said something to the effect of "Bubble, you're doing Patr's thing again."

I almost, almost said something like he was "borrowing my thing," but then I realized what thread I was in.

--Patrick

 

[Bubble181]

I almost, almost said something like he was "borrowing my thing," but then I realized what thread I was in.

--Patrick

...And borrowing your stick was the least bad version you could think of?

 

[PatrThom]

...And borrowing your stick was the least bad version you could think of?

I'm at least going to make you work for it.

--Patrick

 

[Bubble181]

I'm at least going to make you work for it.

--Patrick

...work?

Ewwwwwwwww

 

[GasBandit]

It's been a while...

 

[GasBandit]

Yep... ok... nice.... alright... wha... oh. Well, at least she's up front about it.

 

[PatrThom]

"Please reply with picture of pickup truck and Confederate flag."

--Patrick

 

[Terrik]

 

[Null]

Wow, black women really get the short end all over there, don't they?

 

[PatrThom]

Wow, black women really get the short end all over there, don't they?

On the other hand, they are the highest responders to black men.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

So if I'm reading this right, It's difficult to see how the numbers add up to 100%.