The I'm Drunk/Wasted/High thread part too drunk to count

Frank · Jul 15, 2015

PatrThom said:
...@Amy ?
...@Tinwhistler ?
...@Jay ?
... @Frank ?
Let's face it, this is likely an incomplete list.

--Patrick

I still have about a dozen of these sitting in my drink fridge. I'm good for a bit.

Which is the best inexpensive white beer around.

Bubble181 · Jul 15, 2015

Frank said:
I still have about a dozen of these sitting in my drink fridge. I'm good for a bit.

Which is the best inexpensive white beer around.

And it's not even crappy!

...But Celis White's a better alternative if available

DarkAudit · Jul 15, 2015

Sometimes those damn hipsters get it right. Turns out Narragansett Lager is the number two American Adjunct Lager at Beer Advocate. And I've had more in the last 36 hours than the previous 36 weeks combined. But that's not saying a whole lot.

Frank · Jul 15, 2015

Bubble181 said:
And it's not even crappy!

...But Celis White's a better alternative if available

It isn't!

GasBandit · Jul 15, 2015

Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaa I am SUCH a cheap date.

Pity there's not actually a date involved, but I'm still feeling pretty good!

Deep Eddy is the best thing ever.

PatrThom · Jul 15, 2015

Here's hoping when you wake up you still have all your clothes on.
...and you're still in your home.

--Patrick

fade · Jul 17, 2015

So we just closed an $11.5 million deal at work. The largest our company has ever closed. And a lot of it was my work, so maybe this should be in epic win. But anyway I am a bit drunk on the company dime. Hic.[DOUBLEPOST=1437179108,1437179020][/DOUBLEPOST]Funny enough the first thing I thought of was to post here which I suppose is a cyber form of I love you man.

GasBandit · Jul 26, 2015

Terrik · Jul 29, 2015

At home, drinking Bacardi. Bought time I had a night off. Only half a bottle left though

Terrik · Jul 30, 2015

Terrik here, again. Sup, folks

WasabiPoptart · Jul 30, 2015

You're here an awful lot, Terrik.

Terrik · Jul 30, 2015

n..no.

Yes

:okay:

sixpackshaker · Jul 30, 2015

I should post here more often...

Tinwhistler · Jul 30, 2015

My MIL is currently drunk on BuzzBallz. It's hilarious.

sixpackshaker · Jul 30, 2015

sixpackshaker said:
I should post here more often...

hhhmmnnnn..... Bourbon.

Celt Z · Jul 30, 2015

Tinwhistler said:
went with my mother-in-law to bingo.
My MIL is currently drunk on BuzzBallz. It's hilarious.

....wait, wrong thread.

Tinwhistler · Jul 30, 2015

Celt Z said:
....wait, wrong thread.

you really need to worry if you see me post in the "I just had sex" thread tonight.

Chad Sexington · Jul 30, 2015

sixpackshaker said:
hhhmmnnnn..... Bourbon.

What's your particular poison?[DOUBLEPOST=1438318520,1438318383][/DOUBLEPOST]

Tinwhistler said:
you really need to worry if you see me post in the "I just had sex" thread tonight.

Hooboy.

sixpackshaker · Jul 31, 2015

Chad Sexington said:
What's your particular poison?[DOUBLEPOST=1438318520,1438318383][/DOUBLEPOST]
Hooboy.

With soda, Evan Williams white label bonded. Straight, Knob creek.

Dei · Jul 31, 2015

Tinwhistler said:
My MIL is currently drunk on BuzzBallz. It's hilarious.

I feel like I'd get drunk just being in the room with that.

WasabiPoptart · Jul 31, 2015

Dei said:
I feel like I'd get drunk just being in the room with that.

I was thinking the same thing.

Terrik · Jul 31, 2015

I have Bombay Sapphire waiting for me for tomorrow night---then it's a week of nothing but finals and presentations.

Ravenpoe · Aug 1, 2015

I had a single beer the other night.

...

I'll show myself out

Terrik · Aug 1, 2015

Go home, you're drunk.

Ravenpoe · Aug 1, 2015

Terrik said:
Go home, you're drunk.

I'm not! That's why I can't hang with you guys.

Terrik · Aug 1, 2015

It's time.

Man, Bombay Sapphire, Spite + lemon is kind of a good mix.

Squidleybits · Aug 1, 2015

I've had a shitty day/yesterday and can't drink due to my prescriptions. Boo!

Terrik · Aug 1, 2015

Ok, after that LF4D2 detour, I NEED to finish this report. Only 1/4 bottle of sapphire left.

Pray for me.

LordRendar · Aug 2, 2015

Drank a shitton of Mojitos and Jägermeister during Christopher Street Day. Eventhough I am not Gay, I do enjoy the Parties they throw.

GasBandit · Aug 3, 2015

TODAY'S SOUP IS BOURBON WITH A WATER CROUTON GARNISH

PatrThom · Aug 3, 2015

Don't get too close to the candle on your table.
Or the stove.

...or the wheel.

--Patrick

Terrik · Aug 3, 2015

GasBandit said:
TODAY'S SOUP IS BOURBON WITH A WATER CROUTON GARNISH

mmmmmm

Null · Aug 3, 2015

GasBandit said:
TODAY'S SOUP IS BOURBON WITH A WATER CROUTON GARNISH

Is that Buffalo Trace Bourbon?

Yoshimickster · Aug 9, 2015

Why did you hide my phone so well drunk me? Why must you test yourself so?

PatrThom · Aug 9, 2015

Yoshimickster said:
Why did you hide my phone so well drunk me? Why must you test yourself so?

"Ulysses Pact/Contract"

--Patrick