The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

Gruebeard · Mar 21, 2015

Also,

PatrThom said:
I assume it's because while you can eat something multiple times, you can only consume it once.
I mean, you could spit it back out, you could regurgitate it, you could have your stomach pumped, etc.

--Patrick

figmentPez · Mar 22, 2015

fade said:
Why does this cookie dough package say "do not COMSUME raw cookie dough" instead of eat? Is there another method of consumption of which I am unaware?

The pedantic distinction between drinking and eating aside, it could be that consume is used because it sounds more authoritative.

DarkAudit · Mar 22, 2015

Emrys said:
My hair is going nuts today. It's not dry or static-y. It's just... everywhere. No matter how I hold my head, it's in my face. Hair bands and barrettes can't tame it today. It's got a mind of its own.

WasabiPoptart · Mar 22, 2015

That representation of naturally curly hair? Yeah, welcome to my world.

HCGLNS · Mar 22, 2015

Where's the one for balding men where we expect to look bad ass like Jean Luc Picard but really look like Larry David?

phil · Mar 22, 2015

This got me

Ravenpoe · Mar 22, 2015

phil said:
This got me

Lost it at "FLIM FLAMMED IN THE ZIM ZAM"

HCGLNS · Mar 23, 2015

Hold fast mucal invader or face my twin fists of justice!

fade · Mar 23, 2015

This trope always gets me. I can't help but feel depressed for days. I've read

The Prydain Chronicles

roughly a million times, and it still gets me. And the end of

The Graveyard Book

? yeah, I've got something in my eye.

HCGLNS · Mar 23, 2015

You get a map for your wall with the new Prydain Box set.

Officer_Charon · Mar 23, 2015

fade said:
This trope always gets me. I can't help but feel depressed for days. I've read

The Prydain Chronicles

roughly a million times, and it still gets me. And the end of

The Graveyard Book

? yeah, I've got something in my eye.

I felt the exact same way... those books were my introduction to fantasy, even before any of the Tolkien stories.

Zappit · Mar 23, 2015

Guys, I need 21 votes to get Supervillainous into the top 100 on Top Webcomics.

Click this and vote!

http://topwebcomics.com/vote/15548/default.aspx

Sparhawk · Mar 23, 2015

17 now

Squidleybits · Mar 23, 2015

voted!

Zappit · Mar 23, 2015

Nine away now!

Simfers · Mar 23, 2015

Eight.

jwhouk · Mar 23, 2015

GasBandit · Mar 23, 2015

I voted again from home, but the guy at #100 got a vote too, so still two to go.

Zappit · Mar 23, 2015

And there it is...It's just so beautiful! :cry:

Yoshimickster · Mar 23, 2015

Crap I forgot to check what I was, but congrats man!

fade · Mar 23, 2015

Wheat thins has this new ad campaign

For the life of me, I can't help reading it as "eat shit". I think because my brain sees it as a scramble puzzle.

MindDetective · Mar 23, 2015

fade said:
Wheat thins has this new ad campaign
View attachment 17811

For the life of me, I can't help reading it as "eat shit". I think because my brain sees it as a scramble puzzle.

First thing I saw too.

PatrThom · Mar 24, 2015

fade said:
my brain sees it as a scramble puzzle.

...anagrahams?

--Patrick

DarkAudit · Mar 24, 2015

As long as you all are liking that hair comic, give the artist's tumblr a visit.

General Specific · Mar 24, 2015

Zappit said:
*snip*
And there it is...It's just so beautiful!

#99 now

Zappit · Mar 24, 2015

There's a lot less distance between 99 and the next few spots. Another strong round of voting could put SV up about ten more.

Sparhawk · Mar 24, 2015

At this time, 8 more votes gets you to 93 by yourself.

Simfers · Mar 24, 2015

I did my part. Did YOU? *Points at random*

Emrys · Mar 24, 2015

Maybe.

Frank · Mar 24, 2015

I sharted while running around the paths in my neighborhood tonight. Cut the run short and made it very uncomfortable.

Man, I don't even remember the last time I crapped my pants, even lightly.

Gruebeard · Mar 24, 2015

Frank said:
I sharted while running around the paths in my neighborhood tonight. Cut the run short and made it very uncomfortable.

Man, I don't even remember the last time I crapped my pants, even lightly.

I believe that's the first on-topic post of this thread. *golf clap *

bhamv3 · Mar 25, 2015

Heading into the hospital tomorrow for two days for an operation to deal with my sinusitis-ing nose.

If you never hear from me again, it's because I bled to death from my nose. The nosebleed to end all nosebleeds, if you will.

Frank · Mar 25, 2015

Gruebeard said:
I believe that's the first on-topic post of this thread. *golf clap *

You'd be wrong sir. I've posted about poop MANY times in this thread.

figmentPez · Mar 25, 2015

Nerd pick-up line:

Are you a Cartoon Network show? Because I may not be in your target demographic, but I want to be in your fandom.

fade · Mar 25, 2015

Or:
Are you a Fox Network show? Because I think we should go out on a couple of really awesome dates, and then call it off for no reason.