I feel like the teacher hates you only because someone asked her not to.
...what did I do?
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GasBandit
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It was more like writhing. Most all footage in the videos is played at 2x speed. Otherwise you can imagine how long they'd be.[DOUBLEPOST=1416319992,1416319972][/DOUBLEPOST]Oh, also -
Rendar has Chris En's action figure and Lana's personalized poetry.
Film Fanatic has Goober's personalized minifig of him.
Gusto has Rendar's 4 leaf clover
Ash has Film Fanatic's "Pop Culture" button
Celt Z has Ash's Simple Tin Button
Cheesy One has Wasabi's Fuzzy Socks
Kags has Li Jun's Sandalwood Fan
Zero Esc has the keys to Bones' Anime Vault AND Bones' Lipstick-smeared anime script.
Ms. Dieb has Zero Esc's Satchel of Lucky Rocks
Doc Cupcake has Shakey's handcrafted chainmail necklace and Zero Esc's silver necklace.
Raven has Gusto's personalized oil painting.
Mindy Tective has Raven's Gargoyles DVDs.
Chris En has Adam Stienman's antiviral USB drive
Fade has a photo taken together with Cheesy.
Shakey has Ms. Dieb's Cell number and Rendar's bracelet.
Wasabi has Kags' Slippers.
Goober has a signed photo of Mindy.
Lana has Dirona's Saint's medallion and a vial of blood labeled "Shakey Jones."
Dirona has Eriol's handmade metal paperweight.
Li Jun has Celt Z's jelly bracelet.
Adam Stienman has a Denny's Coupon with Fade's name on it.
Eriol has Lana's favorite book.
GasBandit
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Also, I had been thinking on waiting to the weeky report to talk about relationship statuses, but things are happening so fast I guess I need to do that daily now!
Obviously Ash and Bones are in a declared relationship now. They're nauseatingly twitterpated over each other.
Raven and Gusto are officially dating, but Gusto's very unhappy with the relationship as Raven's been spending so much time with Ronan, who's completely over the moon for her. Gusto's also starting to really notice Dei...
Fei Rendar's just asking for trouble all over the place. He's "a couple" with Shakey... AND Lana... AND THE TEACHER.
So far he's been getting away with it, somehow Lana and Petra haven't caught him doing anything serious with Shakey, and trust me, there's been a LOT of bonin' goin on between Rendar and Shakey. I guess they're just good about finding private spots first. Rendar's kinda frustrated with Lana though because he has caught her cheating (hypocrite that he is)... with Zero. Also, his feelings toward Shakey seem to be trending toward breaking up, though she's still completely crushing on him. But because of the teacher factor, all 3 of them are now in danger of stabbin', plus whoever else in the coming days happens to catch Rendar's wandering eye.
Speaking of Zero, surprise of surprises, she's been having sex with BOTH Lana AND Raven. No official relationships however, and whatever she had with Raven is already over and the two can no longer stand each other.
Obviously Raven's still got the most notches on her belt, having deflowered Rendar, Gusto, and Zero - seems like my supposition about her "collecting virgins" was right. After one romantic encounter, she tends to go cold on whoever her conquest was.
Obviously Ash and Bones are in a declared relationship now. They're nauseatingly twitterpated over each other.
Raven and Gusto are officially dating, but Gusto's very unhappy with the relationship as Raven's been spending so much time with Ronan, who's completely over the moon for her. Gusto's also starting to really notice Dei...
Fei Rendar's just asking for trouble all over the place. He's "a couple" with Shakey... AND Lana... AND THE TEACHER.
So far he's been getting away with it, somehow Lana and Petra haven't caught him doing anything serious with Shakey, and trust me, there's been a LOT of bonin' goin on between Rendar and Shakey. I guess they're just good about finding private spots first. Rendar's kinda frustrated with Lana though because he has caught her cheating (hypocrite that he is)... with Zero. Also, his feelings toward Shakey seem to be trending toward breaking up, though she's still completely crushing on him. But because of the teacher factor, all 3 of them are now in danger of stabbin', plus whoever else in the coming days happens to catch Rendar's wandering eye.
Speaking of Zero, surprise of surprises, she's been having sex with BOTH Lana AND Raven. No official relationships however, and whatever she had with Raven is already over and the two can no longer stand each other.
Obviously Raven's still got the most notches on her belt, having deflowered Rendar, Gusto, and Zero - seems like my supposition about her "collecting virgins" was right. After one romantic encounter, she tends to go cold on whoever her conquest was.
Aside from Bones, nobody has really strong feelings for you, but you're generally well regarded by pretty much everybody. Group invites have a higher rate of acceptance than individual invites by their nature.
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GasBandit
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Ironically, however, you don't get along with Doc Cupcake. My bet is you got these trades from Lana or... hell I dunno. I don't know how Bones' lover item got into the wild when Ash is his first girlfriend and is still a virgin.
I can drink coffee like a grownup!! 
GasBandit
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You're cute as a fucking button, you little scamp.I can drink coffee like a grownup!!
I love all of your commentary about me - it makes me feel so tiny and adorable.
To bad I'm never around.
Do you think the episodes will just continually get longer as we go?
To bad I'm never around.
Do you think the episodes will just continually get longer as we go?
GasBandit
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I don't think they'll all be this long, but I doubt any will ever be shorter than 10 minutes. It depends how much happens that I deem important enough to include. I've already clipped out a bunch of repeat conversations. You can only have the same conversation about movies with somebody so many times before the audience starts groaning.I love all of your commentary about me - it makes me feel so tiny and adorable.
To bad I'm never around.
Do you think the episodes will just continually get longer as we go?
Also you spend a LOT of time with Dirona and Li Jun, which is why I think we also haven't been seeing as much of them lately. You're also good pals with Wasabi, and even the teacher likes you, despite the company you keep.
GasBandit
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I wonder how many lunches we'll eat when it's my day. Probably all of them alone since no one wants me.
`Sup gurl
GasBandit
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I'm doing it on Roster order (which is basically the order by which people completed their characters). It goes by columns, top down, right to left. The teacher (assuming she is still in the game by day 11) will not have a day.
Which means, sorry, bud, you're last, abarring any transfer students. But on the plus side you seem to figure prominently in most people's days already because you basically rolled a bisexual ubermensch
It's like we're in an alternate universe. I'm strangely popular and well regarded, while Cheesy (last years Casanova) has turned into that guy who decks girls smaller than him.
I'll stop by to tell you I don't want to see your miserable face.
GasBandit
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In the cases of some, yes. In the case of others... well, FF, Gusto, Raven, Dirona, and maybe Lana all seem to be close to type, and Kags is similar but just seems to have un-aged by about 2-3 years. Shakey and Ash are by far the most changed though, as I've mentioned previously. Stienman too, even genderswap notwithstanding.
Plus we've got a lot of new blood.
Speaking of blood... like I said, I foresee the need for a transfer student. And a new teacher. Not sure what I'm gonna do about that one. Maybe no teacher? Maybe I'll shanghai a random forumite and make a teacher based on them. Still debating.
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My wife's willing.
GasBandit
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Welp, help her fill out a character sheet and I'll keep her in the wings in case of stabbing.
Oh, man... Celt's* going to be killed by crazy eyes the teacher before she even gets a day. Aside from Zero's suggestion, she's barely there and not competition for Rendar like Shakey and Lana, so I haven't the slightest clue.
...I guess she'd better finish up the baseball season soon, seeing as how she's the entire team.
(*Me? Her? My avatar? I never know how to address this.)
...I guess she'd better finish up the baseball season soon, seeing as how she's the entire team.
(*Me? Her? My avatar? I never know how to address this.)
GasBandit
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You're actually unlikely to get killed so long as you're not sleeping with the teacher or anyone she's been in a relationship with.
Son of a...
Oh good. As far as I know, she hasn't. I think the closest she came was a chaste karaoke session with Gusto.
...unless Gusto is really sleeping with the teacher and that song he picked was "their song" and OHGODSHE'SGOINGTODIEISN'TSHE??
...why can't she just hit people half her size like Cheesey?
...unless Gusto is really sleeping with the teacher and that song he picked was "their song" and OHGODSHE'SGOINGTODIEISN'TSHE??
...why can't she just hit people half her size like Cheesey?
GasBandit
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Heh, full disclosure, the "2D waifu" line is the only line available to any male otaku in a discussion on the topic of love. So it's not just you. But you were the first one to start talking about love, so you got stuck with it.[DOUBLEPOST=1416338537,1416338110][/DOUBLEPOST]
You're friends with Lana, and Rendar likes you but you haven't made up your mind about him yet. You and Gusto haven't done much else since Karaoke, so that's kind of in limbo. You like the teacher even though the teacher hates you (as noted in the day). You consider Dirona your best friend and are also good friends with Wasabi, Ash, Zero and Raven. Eriol is also starting to notice you.Oh good. As far as I know, she hasn't. I think the closest she came was a chaste karaoke session with Gusto.
...unless Gusto is really sleeping with the teacher and that song he picked was "their song" and OHGODSHE'SGOINGTODIEISN'TSHE??
...why can't she just hit people half her size like Cheesey?
FR is so gonna get stabbed. xD
GasBandit
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There's a good chance of that. I'd say... 50%. You can't seem to keep it in your pants, so you're going to piss off the teacher at some point. However, it's possible the teacher will instead attack her competing lover instead of you, and it's also possible she might get busted having sex with you (which hasn't happened yet), which will lead to her dismissal and removal from the game.
I never realized this was a possibility. I figured with all the random sex and wandering around in bathing suits, real life morality rules were not applicable.
GasBandit
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Well, they do for the teacher. Also the bathing suits thing is only applicable to around clubs for the swim team, and around gym for everybody on tuesdays and thursdays. The other 3 days of the week it'll be track suits/bloomers.[DOUBLEPOST=1416344865,1416344296][/DOUBLEPOST]
Oh, and I wanted to comment on these, too... heh.. and to think I thought I was being subtle. I'd have been more subtle, but 0.03 seconds is the lowest duration setting available on windows movie maker.Karaoke? I don't think I know that song
I didn't notice the one Ashburner posted, but the one I posted was smack in the middle of the karaoke session. I was paying closer attention. You don't know what a pain it was to get youtube to pause in the exact right spot
GasBandit
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Heh. No, Ashburner shooped that one himself, no doubt as a response to the scene you screenshotted.I didn't notice the one Ashburner posted, but the one I posted was smack in the middle of the karaoke session. I was paying closer attention. You don't know what a pain it was to get youtube to pause in the exact right spot