TIL: Today I Learned

May 10, 2012
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No word of a lie, the word 'poop' still makes me laugh. Like... With no context, someone says, 'poop', and I will laugh.

I'm an adult.

They let me vote.
Same here. I'm supposed to teach my children that potty humor is inappropriate. Yeah. My daughter, at about age 2, told us that Poopie was coming to her dance party. She, my son, and I still laugh about it like it just happened. I'm a paragon of maturity.

btw - Poopie was her "friend" and not her subtle way of saying she needed a diaper change.
 
Mar 15, 2012
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TIL that the men's rights movement is an actual factual thing. Not some "Men are better than women dot com" satire type deal, but an actual thing.

Also before you google it, "Men are better than women dot com" is...eh. Its pretty much the same joke over and over again.
 
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TIL that the men's rights movement is an actual factual thing. Not some "Men are better than women dot com" satire type deal, but an actual thing.

Also before you google it, "Men are better than women dot com" is...eh. Its pretty much the same joke over and over again.
That website was actually a joke? I thought it was serious lol
 
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Yup, offensive for the sake of being offensive shock humor. Though he clearly got a kick out of the people who don't know it was a joke. I use past tense as the site hasn't updated in 4 years. Probably got sick of the same joke as much as I did.
 
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Sailing on Seas of Cheese
On a total tangent, this season on Bones, they introduced this all new fancy holographic interface computer thing and everyone was all impressed. Did they forget about the even more sci-fi holographic computer they had in the beginning of the show and got rid of all of a sudden?
 
Dec 3, 2008
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I remember when I thought the White House's web site, like pretty much all web sites at the time, ended with .com.
I was in the library when another teacher brought her government class in and asked them to log into whitehouse dot com. I laughed before the first kid finished typing in the URL.
 

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Baltimore has a local currency called Bnotes. Apparently so does the Berkshire region of Massachusetts (cleverly called "Berkshares").
 
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I usually bring a thermos of tea and a smaller thermos of milk to work with me, and mix 'em there.
Know what's even better than milk in a cup of hot chai?
Leftover cans of whipped dessert topping from the ice cream social last weekend.
Mmmmm....(*sshhhprrrrrrrrrt*)

--Patrick
 

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Baltimore has a local currency called Bnotes. Apparently so does the Berkshire region of Massachusetts (cleverly called "Berkshares").
College Station (through Texas A&M) used to have "Aggie Bucks." They turned your A&M student ID into a debit card and it worked at a surprising number of restaurants, stores, and even vending machines. There was even a scandal once because it turns out the local airport's bar was accepting them. I don't know if you can really call it a separate currency, though, because its conversion rate was always 1-1 with USD.
 

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Yeah, but most colleges have that. I went to A&m. Businesses took it but it was only available to students. My undergrad even had cougar bucks back in Sc in the early 90s. But these are city wide and available to the general public.
 

GasBandit

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Yeah, but most colleges have that. I went to A&m. Businesses took it but it was only available to students. My undergrad even had cougar bucks back in Sc in the early 90s. But these are city wide and available to the general public.
Interesting. I'm pretty sure that is illegal.

Also, what years did you attend A&M? We might have seen each other and never realized.
 
Dec 3, 2008
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TIL: My dog is a chicken shit.

I had him doing retrieves off my back porch for his morning exercise. In the next yard I saw a fawn. I threw his retrieve toy out a few more times. Then Mama Doe chased him across the yard and up to the stairs of my porch. I told the doe to stop, it damn near collapsed when it finally realized it was just a few feet from a human. She then turned around and ran to the brush between my house and the other neighbor's house. As soon as it started running away, Ralph ran after her and gave two quiet woofs to show her who's boss.
 
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TIL: My dog is a chicken shit.

I had him doing retrieves off my back porch for his morning exercise. In the next yard I saw a fawn. I threw his retrieve toy out a few more times. Then Mama Doe chased him across the yard and up to the stairs of my porch. I told the doe to stop, it damn near collapsed when it finally realized it was just a few feet from a human. She then turned around and ran to the brush between my house and the other neighbor's house. As soon as it started running away, Ralph ran after her and gave two quiet woofs to show her who's boss.
TRL: Today Ralph Learned, that a deer can kick his ass.
 

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Today I learned in the demo for Bob's Burgers (which later aired as a real episode) Tina was a boy named Daniel. Same voice, face, and outfit (well with pants).
 
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Today I learned in the demo for Bob's Burgers (which later aired as a real episode) Tina was a boy named Daniel. Same voice, face, and outfit (well with pants).
Also, the Belchers were originally supposed to be cannibals who made their meat from humans.
 
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TIL that getting 2 fillings in my front teeth is less annoying/painful to me than the water pick my dentist uses in a regular cleaning.