[Rant] Minor Rant III: For a Few Hollers More

GasBandit

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Proton torpedoes are conventional ordinance carried by strike craft (fighters and bombers). Photon torpedoes are antimatter and are generally carried only by capital ships as they are as big as coffins.
 

GasBandit

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Wait, they're antimatter? I thought they were made of like...photons and what-not. Like a light based missile.
Nope. They're basically guided antimatter/matter bombs with a range of 300,000 kilometers (proton torpedoes stop tracking after 10 or so seconds). Supposedly, they're named as they are because their detonation releases a huge amount of lethal gamma ray photons. Eventually they were replaced by the next generation weapon, Quantum Torpedoes, but canonical sources disagree on whether quantum torpedoes have a plasma warhead, or work by creating a teardrop shaped zero point vacuum inside an 11-dimensional space-time membrane.
 
Wait, which is it? 11 dimensions or space-time?
Your complicating it. Quantum Torpedos work on incredibly stupid technobabble because it's the only way they could think to make a weapon capable of fighting the Borg. Ironically, mankind's ability to basically cheat their way out of problems with technobabble is precisely why the Borg want to conquer them.
 

GasBandit

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Was Spock sterile? Cos he was a hybrid and all.
That I don't know. Really, the entire thing about cross-species fertilization should be impossible altogether, but apparently all bilaterally symmetrical sentient life in the galaxy descended from the same precursor species in the ST universe... so who knows.
 
Interesting. Unless they make a character who's quarter human, quarter vulcan, quarter clingon, and quarter any other Star Trek humanoid race I guess we'll never know.
 

GasBandit

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It should be noted also that sometimes the hybrid offspring is only made viable by direct medical intervention/manipulation - for example, Dr. Bashir moaned about how much work it was going to be for him to make Worf and Dax's kid viable. Spoiler alert -

Turns out he need not have worried, as Dax was then subsequently killed.
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Alexander Rozhenko was the son of a hybrid and a full blooded Klingon. So it should be able to happen for Spock.
Ah! That's true, I had forgotten that Alexander's mother was a hybrid. So. There you go, Yoshi.
 

fade

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Don't ask me, I'm quoting them. One place says "Plasma warhead," the other says "11-dimensional space-time membrane, twisted into a Genus-1 topology string, housed inside the ultraclean vacuum of a 1.38 meter-long teardrop shaped zero-point field reaction chamber."
Your complicating it. Quantum Torpedos work on incredibly stupid technobabble because it's the only way they could think to make a weapon capable of fighting the Borg. Ironically, mankind's ability to basically cheat their way out of problems with technobabble is precisely why the Borg want to conquer them.
Yeah, it kind of sounds like the writers read the Wikipedia entry on string theory and thought the words sounded cool.
 
That I don't know. Really, the entire thing about cross-species fertilization should be impossible altogether, but apparently all bilaterally symmetrical sentient life in the galaxy descended from the same precursor species in the ST universe... so who knows.
That's because the originator was Kirk, who got sent back in time and banged his way back to the present. Or future. Or whatever.
 
I remember seeing this special in high school that talked about Star Trek technology with the transporters. They said that for something to teleport like that their body would need to be heated up to like a million degrees.
 
I remember seeing this special in high school that talked about Star Trek technology with the transporters. They said that for something to teleport like that their body would need to be heated up to like a million degrees.
It would also need as much energy as an exploding star and would likely cause just as big an explosion. Teleporters are, to put it mildly, absolutely bullshit.
 

GasBandit

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Damn straight.

Also, would antimatter actually make an explosion when touching matter? Or is the jury still out on that?
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It would also need as much energy as an exploding star and would likely cause just as big an explosion. Teleporters are, to put it mildly, absolutely bullshit.
Yeah, direct teleporting is not feasible. Space bending/folding, however...
 
It was my understanding that the transporters in Star Trek work just like the food replicators. They break down a person at the atomic level, analyze the structure, encode that information and beam it via FTL signal to the area it will be transported, where the person is then reassembled using the matter stores either of the receiving transporter, or has the matter beamed there shortrange through a ship.

Which, of course, means that every time you step into one, you are killed and a clone of you is created at your destination.
 

North_Ranger

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I know there's no shunning. I once heard that the doomies are die-hard trekkers, anyway. Something about those sexy Cardassian voles, I think.
 
Unfortunately it's a lot more complex, because that process would allow one to create clones, which has been repeatedly explained cannot be done.

Except when the plot calls for it, of course.
Again, the video I posted explores THAT problem too. Basically, the entire technology is highly unethical and that no one in their right mind would use it if they knew how it worked or had to deal with the fact that they essentially committed suicide to get somewhere faster. It makes me wonder if how transportation works isn't widely known in the Star Trek universe or if the secret of it's reality is a closely guarded secret.
 
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