[Movies] Worst Movies of 2015

Covar · Dec 20, 2015

Null said:
It's an insult to audiences when a walking fart joke like Paul Blart can get a sequel made, but Guillermo Del Toro can't get a budget approved for Pacific Rim 2, Hellboy 3, or Mountains of Madness.

Maybe he should have stuck around for the Hobbit.

Ravenpoe · Dec 20, 2015

Null said:
It's an insult to audiences when a walking fart joke like Paul Blart can get a sequel made, but Guillermo Del Toro can't get a budget approved for Pacific Rim 2, Hellboy 3, or Mountains of Madness.

Don't hate the players, hate the game.

Frank · Dec 20, 2015

I've never seen Paul Blart, but I completely agree about Jurassic World and Terminator. They're fucking awful. Like, aggressively shitty.

Hailey Knight · Dec 20, 2015

Covar said:
Maybe he should have stuck around for the Hobbit.

That's why I thought he was doing that project to begin with. If he'd made the Hobbit movies, he'd have earned enough box office to his name that he probably could've made whatever he wanted afterward.

Celt Z · Dec 20, 2015

Null said:
It's an insult to audiences when a walking fart joke like Paul Blart can get a sequel made, but Guillermo Del Toro can't get a budget approved for Pacific Rim 2, Hellboy 3, or Mountains of Madness.

To be fair, it's a lot cheaper to make a Paul Blart than any of the above, so when you set the bar low for cost/returns, it's easier to make more.

PatrThom · Dec 20, 2015

Charlie Don't Surf said:
lens in incredibly close that's my secret, Cap...

MCU/ECU

Celt Z said:
To be fair, it's a lot cheaper to make a Paul Blart than any of the above, so when you set the bar low for cost/returns, it's easier to make more.

It's no Blair Witch.

--Patrick

ThatNickGuy · Dec 20, 2015

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alvin_and_the_Chipmunks_(film_series)#Reception

Here's what blows my mind: how do these movies make so much damn money?

Ravenpoe · Dec 20, 2015

ThatNickGuy said:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alvin_and_the_Chipmunks_(film_series)#Reception

Here's what blows my mind: how do these movies make so much damn money?

Parents take their kids to it.

ThatNickGuy · Dec 20, 2015

Ravenpoe said:
Parents take their kids to it.

Those poor, poor kids.

Charlie Don't Surf · Dec 24, 2015

I...watched Minions.

Clear some room at the bottom

bhamv3 · Dec 24, 2015

Charlie Don't Surf said:
I...watched Minions.

Clear some room at the bottom

Still better than Fifty Shades. No, seriously.

Charlie Don't Surf · Dec 31, 2015

I'm posting my full list here so you can decide for yourself how many are "worst"

1.Creed ★★★★★
2.The Man from U.N.C.L.E. ★★★★½
3.Mad Max: Fury Road ★★★★½
4.Bridge of Spies ★★★★½
5.Magic Mike XXL ★★★★
6.Crimson Peak ★★★★
7.Spotlight ★★★★
8.The Revenant ★★★★
9.The Hateful Eight ★★★★
**LINE OF GREAT**
10.Jupiter Ascending ★★★★½
11.Kingsman: The Secret Service ★★★½
12.Furious 7 ★★★★
13.Ant-Man ★★★½
14.The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water ★★★★
15.San Andreas ★★★
16.Spy ★★★½
17.Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation ★★★
18.Sicario ★★★½
19.A Deadly Adoption ★★★★
**LINE OF REALLY GOOD AND FUN**
20.Star Wars: The Force Awakens ★★★
21.The Last Five Years ★★★½
22.Trainwreck ★★½
23.American Ultra ★★★
24.The Transporter Refueled ★★★
25.Poltergeist ★★★½
26.Avengers: Age of Ultron ★★½
27.Pitch Perfect 2 ★★½
28.Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 ★★★
29.Mortdecai ★★½
**LINE OF MEDIOCRE**
30.Ted 2 ★★
31.The Boy Next Door ★★★
32.Fantastic Four ★½
33.Hitman: Agent 47 ★★½
**LINE OF BAD**
34.The Gallows ★½
35.Hot Tub Time Machine 2 ★½
36.Aloha ★½
37.Taken 3 ★★
38.Terminator Genisys ★★
39.Jurassic World ★½
40.Minions ★
**LINE OF JUST ENTIRELY WORTHLESS**