[Question] What Kind of Drunk Are You?

[BananaHands]

Here's the chart in case you need help.

Also, I was going to post this on your wall, ElJuski, but Courtney would have seen it.

 

[Espy]

Well now we all want to know who Courtney is.

 

[ElJuski]

lol, having a Courtney in there gets TOO specific.

 

[BananaHands]

It really should start off with "Have you been drinking Andre, ElJuski?"

Well now we all want to know who Courtney is.

And I'm going to leave that for him to clarify if he wants.

 

[Espy]

And I'm going to leave that for him to clarify if he wants.

If I demand it do you think he'll comply due to the authority of my tone?

 

[ElJuski]

Hey man, a bottle of Cold Duck Andre in under 8 minutes is a pretty reasonable feat of alcoholism!

But anyways, Courtney...

I'm like, in awe that some random fucking drunk chart would be so fine tuned to my emotional anguish.

 

[Espy]

You are a tragic figure juice.

 

[ElJuski]

I drink cheap champagne because once, when I was 18 to 21, I was madly in love with a hot blonde. We even made friends with a seal, once!

 

[Espy]

Ah, as someone who has been 18-21 and in love with a hot blond I feel your pain. I can't comment on the seal thing. I generally avoid seals, since they tend to be dicks.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

That seal looks like a pretty cool dude. Did you take him clubbing?

 

[GasBandit]

Courtney's from the female version of the chart.. You know, the "pukey drunk."

They just didn't get to her in the song because they stopped when Stacy was missing.

 

[Shegokigo]

Happy drunk for sure.

I tend to be MUCH more outgoing and friendly when I've enjoyed a few. Which btw hasn't happened (outside of my daily wine here at home) since last year.... ugh.

 

[HowDroll]

Where's the option for slutty drunk?

 

[Shegokigo]

Well I'd have gone with that if it were up there. Obviously.

 

[BananaHands]

I guess I can make a better version of this to include some obvious choices.

 

[Shegokigo]

Maybe I just use alcohol as an excuse more than what it "does" to me heh....

 

[GasBandit]

Where's the option for slutty drunk?

It was in the video.

The Drunkest One
The Slut
Someone's Cousin
The Missing Girl
(they stop there, but I'd go on to include)
Pukey
The Talker
The Mother Hen (AKA the "We Gotta Go" girl)
The Designated
Turns Into a Guy
probably a few more.

 

[BananaHands]

I'm thinking an "Are you on the internet?" question should be asked. Also, "Have you been drinking tequila?" should go to a "Wild Drunk". Is your phone on you ---> Are you texting your ex?

Let's Chug! -----> Hey, how you doin'? -----> Slutty Drunk

 

[ElJuski]

I'm thinking an "Are you on the internet?" question should be asked. Also, "Have you been drinking tequila?" should go to a "Wild Drunk". Is your phone on you ---> Are you texting your ex?

Let's Chug! -----> Hey, how you doin'? -----> Slutty Drunk

Is Glenn Beck on? ----> flip over the fucking coffee table -----> make tater tots

 

[BananaHands]

Is Glenn Beck on? ----> flip over the fucking coffee table -----> make tater tots

That was ONCE.
Added at: 22:19
And those tater tots were delicious.

 

[ElJuski]

Obama wins the election -----> bang a terrible person

 

[BananaHands]

Obama wins the election -----> bang a terrible person

I don't know if I like how this thread is turning out.

 

[ElJuski]

I was just hoping you'd have responded with: Bang a katamari........twice

 

[BananaHands]

Bang a katamari --> Say that "Well, I'm no (name of last guy she slept with who actually lived in that room before ElJuski did) ---> Somehow manage to do it again.

 

[ElJuski]

you forget the whole bit where I passed out stone cold on top of her like she wasn't even there
Added at: 22:27
BUT THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME GUYS

 

[BananaHands]

Get drunk in St. Louis ---> End up at a high school party ---> End up dragging a knife-toting lesbian out of the party while she's kicking and screaming because she tackles a larger girl ---> Convince ElJuski to sleep with the blonde so his couch opens up. ----> Wake up to a scream-fest.

 

[SeraRelm]

Where's the option for slutty drunk?

This.

 

[GasBandit]

Somehow I don't think this is a handy guide any more.

 

[ElJuski]

Get drunk in St. Louis ---> End up at a high school party ---> End up dragging a knife-toting lesbian out of the party while she's kicking and screaming because she tackles a larger girl ---> Convince ElJuski to sleep with the blonde so his couch opens up. ----> Wake up to a scream-fest.

Everyone wakes up sleeping huddled together on the living room floor.

You also forgot the part with the ghost.

 

[sixpackshaker]

I drink cheap champagne because once, when I was 18 to 21, I was madly in love with a hot blonde. We even made friends with a seal, once!

Did you all go "clubbing" later?

 

[Tress]

I would be "Annoying Drunk," which is why I hardly ever drink anymore.

 

[SeraRelm]

As a side note, I have two bottles of vodka and I'm working through one right now.

I'm looking at you Shegs.

 

[Wahad]

I don't know what I am, given that I've never been drunk past the point of ''slightly tipsy''. But if I had to guess, I'm probably the hungry drunk.

 

[BananaHands]

I never really answered, but I usually ride the line between a happy drunk and a crazy drunk.

 

[GasBandit]

I get sleepy with booze. Sleepier and sleepier.

But the little woman... she's like the lyrics from "baby's all liqoured up" by the Beat Farmers.