What biker beard should I use?

strawman · Oct 30, 2013

Please recommend a beard pattern I can shave into this stubble to finish my biker costume:

PatrThom · Oct 30, 2013

Van Dyke, I believe.

If you're going to go with glasses, then you'll want to leave more of the connection to the sideburns.

A tip: You can use a bit of mascara to darken the stubble and make it look more beard-y.

--Patrick

strawman · Oct 30, 2013

I'm leaning in that direction as well.

drawn_inward · Oct 30, 2013

Biker? Are you sure it's a biker group?

sixpackshaker · Oct 30, 2013

Go for the gay biker 'stache...

strawman · Oct 30, 2013

Had a lot of people at tonight's party who didn't recognize me, and one that told me they saw me waiting on the sidewalk and parked further away because I worried them.

So I'm counting this as a success.

The boots we got from the Salvation Army for this outfit had 1.5" heels, though, and they were quite uncomfortable to wear all night.[DOUBLEPOST=1383180915,1383180453][/DOUBLEPOST]Here's a somewhat recent picture of me normal, for comparison:

PatrThom · Oct 30, 2013

It's amazing what the lack of a smile (and glasses) can do for your image.

--Patrick

strawman · Oct 30, 2013

PatrThom said:
It's amazing what the lack of a smile (and glasses) can do for your image.

--Patrick

I might have a hard time getting a job at McDonald's, that's for sure.

Ravenpoe · Oct 30, 2013

stienman said:
they saw me waiting on the sidewalk and parked further away because I worried them.

Wow... they would not like my family reunion.

PatrThom · Oct 30, 2013

I'm imagining you sitting in front of both a computer monitor and a mirror, Googling "Proper way to tie a bandana" for half an hour.

--Patrick

strawman · Oct 30, 2013

Uh oh, I didn't research that! I probably did it wrong... :eek:

Emrys · Nov 4, 2013

I was frightened.

Bubble181 · Nov 4, 2013

Emrys said:
I was frightened.

Yeah, for a second there, Halforum was getting close to the amount of brofists needed, and let's be fair, that would have doomed the poor girl.

Emrys · Nov 5, 2013

Bubble181 said:
Yeah, for a second there, Halforum was getting close to the amount of brofists needed, and let's be fair, that would have doomed the poor girl.

I don't think stienman has it in him to produce a girl.

strawman · Nov 5, 2013

Emrys said:
I don't think stienman has it in him to produce a girl.

I'm a one trick pony.

Emrys · Nov 5, 2013

stienman said:
I'm a one trick pony.

But you've got it down pat.

PatrThom · Nov 6, 2013

stienman said:
I'm a one trick pony.

Alternatively...

--Patrick