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List of things that make Dave feel old:

#1 - Everything

Shegokigo said:

List of things that make Dave feel old:

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1) Back
2) Knees
3) Neck
4) Eyes
5) OKUCwherethisisgoing

--Patrick

I felt old when the Transformers: The Movie 20th anniversary special edition DVD came out...

...Jesus, that came out 5 years ago!?

FWIW, I work with people who weren't even born by the time I was old enough to drink.

They're all such foeti.

--Patrick

You goddamn kids get off my lawn!
Now, I have to buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain.

#1 thing to make me feel old this year: developing a crush on a girl 10 years younger than I am. (Which still makes her an adult. No need for Icarus references.)

I didn't think it would work but yeah I feel old now.

I also feel sad. Nice work.

I felt old when I realized my niece - the little kid who always ran up to me and hang onto my leg when I tried to walk - is going to turn 18 this year.

I find it scary that kids who weren't born during 9/11 - one of the defining events of our generation - are on the verge of becoming teenagers.

major point that made me feel old, reading the list with a friend who said "who the fuck is clarissa, thats sabrina"

I first watched the 60's Spider-man cartoon 18 years after it first aired.

I first watched the 90's Spider-man cartoon 18 years ago.

Fuck.

My youngest turned 18 this year. Yes, Sammi is now 18 and fair game, ya pervs. My son turns 21 in May.

And thanks to Shego for the first laugh of the morning. Hell, for the last few days. The PvP comic and the first response in this thread both made me giggle.

Now what really makes me feel old is...

I was too old for most of that crap when it was new.

That sperm that got away from you when you were fooling around in the back seat of your car at the drive-in, instead of watching Waterworld, just borrowed the keys to that same car.

I routinely pull over/arrest people whose birth years correspond with important times in my life (year I moved back to the US, year I left the States for France etc).

Then there's my wife... who's 7 years younger than me. *grins*

Officer_Charon said:

I routinely pull over/arrest people whose birth years correspond with important times in my life (year I moved back to the US, year I left the States for France etc).

Then there's my wife... who's 7 years younger than me. *grins*

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You are only as old as the woman you feel.

gargoyle_eva said:

major point that made me feel old, reading the list with a friend who said "who the fuck is clarissa, thats sabrina"

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How old are you? I thought of it as Sabrina too. Mostly because I enjoyed that show much more than the other.

*ladder hits window*
Hey, Sam.
*guitar twang*

The Calleja.... returns.....

reddit was down u_u

Calleja said:

reddit was down u_u

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Sure. We know where we rank.

Oh you're rank alright.

Calleja do you post on /mensrights/

Hell naw.

I do suffer through the occasional r/atheism thread, though.

cool.

Have you ever posted in the jailbait subforum where they delete pictures of girls with tattoos because that means they're likely to be over 18

No dude, not even once, I like my womyns to be womyns. I do love me some r/trees, though, if you're looking for something to disapprove of.

Charlie Don't Surf said:

cool.

Have you ever posted in the jailbait subforum where they delete pictures of girls with tattoos because that means they're likely to be over 18

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Why the third degree for Calleja? Did he kick your dog or something?

I'm more making fun of some of the awful stuff on reddit.

Polaroid Instant Cameras have not been produced in over 10 years.

Might as well lump the whole internets in there, as reddit is usually worth looking at in it's entirety. I enjoy browsing r/trees, too, for informational purposes.

Officer_Charon said:

Might as well lump the whole internets in there, as reddit is usually worth looking at in it's entirety. I enjoy browsing r/trees, too, for informational purposes.

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OC, you should browse r/spacedicks for informational purposes

Contrary to what seems to be the popular belief (Albeit lighthearted.) that Dave is the oldest resident here I almost certainly hold that title, by many years. The first films that I remember are those made in the late thirties/ early forties. You are right Hylian, your chart is not for old folks! While being aware of my age I do not think of myself as "Old".

Old is more of a continuum. You can be old... and then you can be really old.

Calleja said:

*ladder hits window*
Hey, Sam.
*guitar twang*

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So all it took to get you back was mentioning Dave's daughter?

Heh, in the related links at the bottom, 40 celebrity republicans, and 40 celebrity democrats.

It surprised me to learn that Faith Hill is a democrat and 50 cent is a republican.

Calleja! Welcome back!

@Calleja - Might as well be a /b/ regular if you're on Reddit.

GasBandit said:

Heh, in the related links at the bottom, 40 celebrity republicans, and 40 celebrity democrats.

It surprised me to learn that Faith Hill is a democrat and 50 cent is a republican.

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Hell, I think all Rappers are Republicans. All they do is brag about how much money they spend.

Shegokigo said:

@Calleja - Might as well be a /b/ regular if you're on Reddit.

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I've been on Reddit longer than Calleja. I hit my 2 year mark early next month.

Dave said:

I've been on Reddit longer than Calleja. I hit my 2 year mark early next month.

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Charlie Don't Surf said:

cool.

Have you ever posted in the jailbait subforum where they delete pictures of girls with tattoos because that means they're likely to be over 18

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Looks like you've hung out there long enough to know they delete pictures of girls with tattoos.

Perv.

Hah! I hit my 2yr mark a couple months ago (I think. Can't remember back that far).

Grytpipe-Thynne said:

While being aware of my age I do not think of myself as "Old".

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"Weathered."

--Patrick

@ makare, I'm 23 but I used to watch the classics tv channel alot as a kid. I grew up watching dads army, mchale navy, hogans heroes, kingswood country and the like.

"Weathered."

--Patrick[/quote]

< There's no fool like an old fool!

Mathias said:

Looks like you've hung out there long enough to know they delete pictures of girls with tattoos.

Perv.

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I have just heard of people making fun of it/talking about why it's awful. And seen screenshots from /mensrights/, lol.

Screenshots from Reddit are just as telling as screenshots from anywhere else and will invariably mirror that agenda which the poster is trying to push.

I could post a lot of screenshots of great things from there.

I've never said there isn't great stuff that happens on Reddit (the Louis CK AMA for example recently), I just feel uncomfortable posting somewhere that leaves open a forum for posting pictures of dead teenage girls for any length of time longer than "no thank you".

That's the /b/ popularity effect on Reddit. The demographic for Reddit is getting younger and younger and it's really been showing. It's basically become a lot like 4Chan and it only seems to be getting worse.

If you think it's 16 year olds masturbating to /jailbait/, ummmmmmmmmm

FERNANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I like how the targeted ads for this site right now are for CougarLife dot com. "Meet sexy young men for free: Search now"

--Patrick

A friend of mine teaches a high school class. He felt really old when he explained what a floppy disk was.

Hey some day those kids will have to explain CD/DVDs.

--Patrick

What's a CD? *gets the old ipod out*

What do you mean, feel?

Lol, this was at the top of the page when I went to check this out and i found it hilarious.