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ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Informal greeting.

Advanced, unneeded apologies on forthcoming story.

Ridiculously long, detailed, and far too personal story about personal life.

Plea for advice.
 
strawman

strawman

Feigned sympathy with single sentence indicating shared experience.

Sage advice.

Injection of mild humor with obvious attempt to avoid related touchy issues.
 
ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Derails above advice with additional, unmentioned details to previous story. Mild appreciation for advice, taking slight offence to the humour.
 
strawman

strawman

Facepalm.

Subtly insulting apology for humor, including insinuation that only those who are socially broken beyond all reason and repair would be offended.

Revisits original sage advice with encouragement that even though the circumstances may be perceived differently, the advice is still useful and valid.

Inspiring statement akin to famous shoe brand identity's sports slogan.

Encouragement and affirmation that one following sage advice will eventually find success.

Image macro of a fluffy kitten barely hanging onto a branch with a reassuring statement.
 
ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Angered caps lock rebuttal! Heated additional information! Declaration that advice is useless!

Offensive comment regarding the sexual exploits of your mother.
 
Jay

Jay

Witty retort.

Insert meme picture.

Elaborate and creative troll attempt padded with false sympathy.

Hand goes in the pants while clicking Post Reply.
 
Chad Sexington

Chad Sexington

Types reply, but realising doesn't want to participate, deletes it. Obsessively checks thread, wondering if his incredible advice could've changed the course of a man's life.
 
ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Gets verbally upset over the lack of decent advice, blatantly ignoring any sound advice already given.

Insults everyone for not taking this issue seriously.

Repetition of original request for advice.
 
Rovewin

Rovewin

unwittingly indulges above poster

Figures he should add to topic. Tells OP to "Man the fuck up"

Sits back content that he has done his good deed for mankind today.
 
Mathias

Mathias

Arrives late to the party

Responds directly to OP, asking if poster is high and or on crack.

Proceeds to insist that poster should get over themselves, and just have sex already.
 
Terrik

Terrik

Posts reply that seems witty only to himself. Refreshes the page furiously looking for replies and/or likes to his post.

Clinks the ice around in his empty cup.
 
strawman

strawman

Terrik said:
Posts reply that seems witty only to himself. Refreshes the page furiously looking for replies and/or likes to his post.

Clinks the ice around in his empty cup.
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Responds to post with feigned laughter. Notably doesn't rate post as "like" or "funny"
 
ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Enraged all-caps response, overgeneralizing and misreading everyone's suggestions. Decrees that there's nothing wrong with me and it's just this particular situation that demands sage advice.
Added at: 09:02
ElJuski said:
is this like a monthly itch this forum has to scratch?
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Informative notation that this thread game hasn't been played in at least a year.

Declaration that you are a long, wooden protrusion lodged in a thick, bog-like substance.

Casually throws in mention of prom night in parentheses for above sentence.
 
bhamv3

bhamv3

Hijacks thread for questions on own problem, which at first glance seem similar to OP's problem, but actually only has the most tenuous of connections.
 
PatrThom

PatrThom

Scrolls all the way to bottom of thread, barely reading anything.

Wants to get involved, so makes post detailing this fact.

--Ends with usual sig
 
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