The Super Dooper Canadian Thread (now with 47% more Canadian Bacon)

[Adam]

It may be the almost exclusively liquid diet lately, but I'd DESTROY a bowl of Kraft mac and cheese right now....

Hah, I do that too, but people call me an alcoholic.

 

[Timmus]

Forget milk I make my kd with Irish cream.

 

[Morphine]

My beloved halcanadians :3
What's the cheapest part of Canada?
Which of you can I marry to go live in the big white north? :3

 

[HCGLNS]

Marry Gusto. He lives in a nice part of Canada, has a good job, smells good and has very large hands. That's a good thing. =winkwink=

 

[Chad Sexington]

My beloved halcanadians :3
What's the cheapest part of Canada?
Which of you can I marry to go live in the big white north? :3

I'm taken, but Alberta has seen a lot of jobs and immigration lately. I don't really know much about Canada's cost of living, but you're welcome to crash on my couch for a bit if you like. I'll cook food even!

 

[Adam]

My beloved halcanadians :3
What's the cheapest part of Canada?
Which of you can I marry to go live in the big white north? :3

Single and ready to mingle!

 

[Morphine]

Single and ready to mingle!

Hello, Adam.
Would you be willing to fight with Gusto in a small pool of maple syrup while I throw bacon bits at you?

 

[Bubble181]

Hello, Adam.
Would you be willing to fight with Gusto in a small pool of maple syrup while I throw bacon bits at you?

...and can we watch?

 

[Emrys]

And can I bring popcorn?

 

[Adam]

Hello, Adam.
Would you be willing to fight with Gusto in a small pool of maple syrup while I throw bacon bits at you?

It wouldn't be much of a fight; I'd be too busy eating the bacon and maple syrup.

 

[Jay]

Montreal will be where you'd be heading if I wasn't happily taken.

But dem soft puppy dog brown eyes...

Anyways, cheapest part would be St. Johns, Thunderbay or perhaps Windsor?

 

[sixpackshaker]

Hello, Adam.
Would you be willing to fight with Gusto in a small pool of maple syrup while I throw bacon bits at you?

Sounds like a Canadian Prom Night.

 

[Gusto]

Very useful for shoveling snow.

I actually really like shoveling snow.

But yes I agree with HCGLNS, Morphina should move to Ontario and begin something beautiful with Gusto.

 

[HCGLNS]

You would make them fight? That's so unCanadian. And what about the code "Bros before Mexico's"?

I suppose you could marry Adam and keep Gusto as a lover. Or marry both, have a winter and a summer husband.

"Brace yourself, winter is cumming."

 

[Gusto]

I already want to dedicate a room in my house to a studio too, so we can definitely share those hobbies as well!

 

[LittleSin]

I am beginning to hate these Rolling Blackouts.

It's too cold for black outs.

 

[Jay]

Cheapest is prolly Moncton, you DON'T want to live there.

 

[jwhouk]

And can I bring popcorn?

That's not something you'd bring poutine to?

 

[Emrys]

That's not something you'd bring poutine to?

Yeah, but if the participants suck, I can throw the popcorn at them. I'm not throwing my poutine! It's mine. My precious!

 

[Celt Z]

If I've learned anything from this thread, it's that I need to try poutine someday.

 

[figmentPez]

Marry Gusto. He lives in a nice part of Canada, has a good job, smells good and has very large hands. That's a good thing. =winkwink=

@Gusto has yaoi hands?

 

[jwhouk]

I have had poutine. And every single poster in this thread said I either "YUCK!" or that I was doing it wrong.

Fries, cheese curds, and sausage southern-style gravy.

 

[grub]

Yuck. It needs to be chicken gravy

 

[Gusto]

@Gusto has yaoi hands?

Whoa wait what

 

[Celt Z]

Whoa wait what

He misspelled it. It should be "Yowee!" hands.

 

[Morphine]

@Gusto and @Adam can you make killer poutine? That might be the decision maker...

 

[Adam]

@Gusto and @Adam can you make killer poutine? That might be the decision maker...

POUTINEVILLE

 

[Eriol]

POUTINEVILLE

Spoiler

I especially like the Canada Dry in the picture. Of all the things, when my wife and I were in Egypt a few years ago, when we said we were Canadian, they came back with the slogan "Canada Dry Never Die!" Yes really. That's what Canada is known for in Egypt above all else. Ginger Ale.

Meh. Could be worse!

 

[Gusto]

@Gusto and @Adam can you make killer poutine? That might be the decision maker...

I actually don't really like poutine so I hope that isn't your tie-breaker.

But yes like Adam we have our restaurants around here, a lot of late-nigt fast-food something to demolish after the bar kinda places:

 

[Jay]

POUTINEVILLE

MY MAAAAN[DOUBLEPOST=1389316027,1389315992][/DOUBLEPOST]The fuck is that gusto

 

[Gusto]

I dunno man I don't sign off on any of this.

 

[RoboKomodo]

Montreal will be where you'd be heading if I wasn't happily taken.

But dem soft puppy dog brown eyes...

Anyways, cheapest part would be St. Johns, Thunderbay or perhaps Windsor?

Late to the party...but St. John's is definitely not one of the cheaper parts of Canada. Lived there for 28 years. Few jobs, food is expensive, gas is expensive, housing is not cheap and the vacancy rate is extremely low (at least it was when I left), plus the weather stinks. An hour outside of St. John's maybe? Sure. Cheap there.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

I suppose you could marry Adam and keep Gusto as a lover.

You never said who she has to kill in this Canadian version of MFK.

 

[PatrThom]

Meh. Could be worse!

I expected this:

--Patrick

 

[HCGLNS]

Oh nom nom.