The I'm Drunk/Wasted/High thread part too drunk to count

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Nov 27, 2008
Did you just mix my 18 year old single malt whiskey with coke? fuck you. Go drink the cheap ass vodka that I have somewhere in my pantry.No more Talisker for you.
 
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I really dont mind if you mix your alcohol with coke,but if you are drinking just to get drunk,dont use my expensive stuff.
I bought it because I enjoy the taste.If you mix it,the taste is gone and you just wasted good whiskey.
 
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Napping somewhere inappropriate.
Did you just mix my 18 year old single malt whiskey with coke? fuck you. Go drink the cheap ass vodka that I have somewhere in my pantry.No more Talisker for you.
I am seriously thinking about shunning you for allowing that to happen.

Talisker? I'ma hit up Germany and you and me gonna be friends, LordRendar
If you ever end up out east and tell me how much you love the Leafs, I will let you order off my Scotch Menu.
 
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Dec 3, 2008
I am seriously thinking about shunning you for allowing that to happen.



If you ever end up out east and tell me how much you love the Leafs, I will let you order off my Scotch Menu.
If you answer, "not very much," do you still get to order of the Scotch Menu?
 
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Nov 27, 2008
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New Port Richey, Florida
Downing 3 glasses of Bacardi 151 after 5 beers was not...was not a good idea. Even my vomit wanted to vomit. On the other hand, the Bacardi was free. The bartender wanted to see if I could do it.

On the other hand, I really, really feel sorry for Jun.
 
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Dec 3, 2008
Downing 3 glasses of Bacardi 151 after 5 beers was not...was not a good idea. Even my vomit wanted to vomit. On the other hand, the Bacardi was free. The bartender wanted to see if I could do it.

On the other hand, I really, really feel sorry for Jun.
Hey man, this is the I'm Drunk/Wasted/High thread part too drunk to count thread not, the im hungover and have remorse thread.
 
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Nov 27, 2008
Got so close to confessing my feelings to my bestfriend.But being drunk/high off my ass and doing something like that isnt the best way so I shut my trap.
 
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Nov 30, 2008
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Waterloo, ON
Lately for me it's been "I'm drunk, let's go home and collapse in a bed for 6 hours and then take another nap later that day."

I keep forgetting this is a thread.
 
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I have no idea why, but whenever I drink Guinness I get a hankering for a grilled cheese. Ergo, I am making a grilled cheese.
 
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New Port Richey, Florida
I'm drunk, but not as much as I want to be. June's mother is coming to visit tomorrow and I don't want to be too hungover when I meet her.

Still...another bottle wont hurt.
 
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Nov 28, 2008
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Dallas-ish
Went to kareoke or however its spelled. Girl rocked some gnarls Barkley. We got yelled at though cause she dropped the mic like this some Chris rock shit. Besides that it was awesome. I'd invest in getting this girl into a studio.
 
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After smoking quite a bit of Blueberry Kush, all I hear are puns. Had an indepth diskussion about Bertolt Brecht a german writer during WW2. And we kept on doing puns using his name.It was hilarius.
 
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jesus, I only pöst wjen i am drunk of my ass or high as a kite (this üpost toolk like 5 mins to write.)[DOUBLEPOST=1367889470][/DOUBLEPOST]Skyy Vodka

is fuckibng delicious.
 
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