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The hardest thing to avoid-

#1

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

Where we try to top ourselves with things we can't seem to avoid!

A Teen Titans video, without a comment section that isn't complaining about Teen Titans Go!


#2

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

Cat hair


#3

Terrik

Terrik

Goddamn ghost videos at midnight. Screw you Dark 5


#4

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

A "that's what she said" joke. It's just impossibly hard


#5

PatrThom

PatrThom

Puns.

--Patrick


#6

strawman

strawman

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:
It's just impossibly hard
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...

THATSWHATSHESAID

Sorry, I tried.


#7

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

Consumers.


#8

Squidleybits

Squidleybits

Taxes


#9

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

Death.




*mike drop*


#10

Gruebeard

Gruebeard

Microphones. They always seem to land on my toes.


#11

evilmike

evilmike

@GasBandit 's obsession with low-grade pork products.


#12

GasBandit

GasBandit

:awesome:


#13

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Dad jokes.


#14

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

Getting food on my shirt every time I eat. :(


#15

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

Cheesy1 said:
Getting food on my shirt every time I eat. :(
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Replace "Shirt" with "Dress-shirt" and that's me.


#16

Jax

Jax

Thread games on forums.


( :p )


#17

jwhouk

jwhouk

Threads with Brazelton tags, just to see who it was now...


#18

Covar

Covar

Losing The game.


#19

Bubble181

Bubble181

Covar said:
Losing The game.
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There goes 2 months of not losing -_- :p


#20

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

Dank memes like The Game


#21

jwhouk

jwhouk

Looking up the definition of "dank" on Urban Dictionary.


#22

GasBandit

GasBandit

That damn cat...




#23

blotsfan

blotsfan

The Noid


#24

PatrThom

PatrThom

blotsfan said:
The Noid
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Actually it's pretty easy depending on where you get your pizza delivered.

--Patrick


#25

Squidleybits

Squidleybits

Cheesy1 said:
Getting food on my shirt every time I eat. :(
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I shouldn't be allowed to buy any more white t shirts.


#26

MindDetective

MindDetective

Sparhawk said:
Death.




*mike drop*
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I've avoided it so far!


#27

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Zergnet ads


#28

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

Insurance salesman at comic conventions.


#29

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

A cold at an elementary school


#30

Squidleybits

Squidleybits

Diseases at a public pool.

Between this and Wasabi's post, I'm a bit terrified.


#31

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

Squidleybits said:
Diseases at a public pool.

Between this and Wasabi's post, I'm a bit terrified.
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I hate public pools.


#32

Squidleybits

Squidleybits

I do as well and I also cringe every time one of my kids gets invited to a pool party.

A public pool full of kids with colds who may decide to pee in it???

No...no no. Even if I had a proper immune system, I wouldn't be a fan.


#33

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

Peeing in the pool doesn't bother me. "Fecal incidents" and unwashed butts spread a lot of nastiness in pools.


#34

Squidleybits

Squidleybits

I'm totally having nightmares tonight.


#35

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

Baby Ruth!


#36

Dave

Dave

Crushing depression at knowing that I'm never going to be the person I always thought I was going to be. (And by crushing depression I don't mean clinical, just situational.)

If my teenage self could see me now he'd see a fat sellout who never did anything with his life. If I looked at him I'd see a stupid kid who didn't know nearly as much about life as he thought. Then I'd slap him around a little and tell him to go to fucking college instead of the Marines. I know I could take him. Unless he ran - he'd be much faster than I am now.


#37

PatrThom

PatrThom

Dave said:
Crushing depression at knowing that I'm never going to be the person I always thought I was going to be. (And by crushing depression I don't mean clinical, just situational.)

If my teenage self could see me now he'd see a fat sellout who never did anything with his life. If I looked at him I'd see a stupid kid who didn't know nearly as much about life as he thought. Then I'd slap him around a little and tell him to go to fucking college instead of the Marines. I know I could take him. Unless he ran - he'd be much faster than I am now.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spur_of_the_Moment_(The_Twilight_Zone)

--Patrick


#38

evilmike

evilmike

PatrThom said:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spur_of_the_Moment_(The_Twilight_Zone)

--Patrick
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_You_Zombies


#39

Celt Z

Celt Z

Regret. I'm (generally) where I wanted to be at this point in my life, and I still find myself saying "I should have..." from time-to-time.


#40

GasBandit

GasBandit

The corner of the coffee table, according to my pinky toe.


#41

PatrThom

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
The corner of the coffee table, according to my pinky toe.
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For me it's the black kickstool. That thing is like Bonkers...it's never in the same place twice.

--Patrick


#42

Dave

Dave

evilmike said:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_You_Zombies
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This is the story that Predestination was based on.


#43

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

This one will be easy to avoid if you don't wear women's underwear, but...

Being poked by an underwire sticking out of your bra!


#44

Dave

Dave

WasabiPoptart said:
This one will be easy to avoid if you don't wear women's underwear, but...
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:ninja:


#45

Gruebeard

Gruebeard

I expected @bhamv3 to make that post, not the old married man. Well, actually, that makes sense. Carry on, Dave.


#46

PatrThom

PatrThom

WasabiPoptart said:
This one will be easy to avoid if you don't wear women's underwear, but...

Being poked by an underwire sticking out of your bra!
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Oh, I hear about it plenty.

--Patrick


#47

jwhouk

jwhouk

Big bags of mixed chocolate miniatures.


#48

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

Dave said:
:ninja:
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More like:

rhps.jpg


#49

bhamv3

bhamv3

Gruebeard said:
I expected @bhamv3 to make that post, not the old married man. Well, actually, that makes sense. Carry on, Dave.
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Can't find women's underwear in my size in Taiwan. The girls here are all tiny.


#50

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

bhamv3 said:
Can't find women's underwear in my size in Taiwan. The girls here are all tiny.
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The next logical step would be to wear it on your head, then.


#51

PatrThom

PatrThom

CynicismKills said:
The next logical step would be to wear it on your head, then.
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I'm sure I've seen parts of that movie as .GIFs on imgur.

--Patrick


#52

bhamv3

bhamv3

CynicismKills said:
The next logical step would be to wear it on your head, then.
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Still too small. Seriously, the girls here are REALLY tiny. Also, my head is REALLY big.


#53

GasBandit

GasBandit

bhamv3 said:
Still too small. Seriously, the girls here are REALLY tiny. Also, my head is REALLY big.
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He's... he's not actually wearing goggles.


#54

jwhouk

jwhouk

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