Oh thank God. I thought I just wasn't awake enough to read it right.
Great, now I'm worrying what bizarre effect she's having on me because I understood all that.
I often lucid dream that Maynard James Keenan is my dad and that I fly around Merkin Vineyards, dropping bombs on paparazzi and trespassers who get onto the property. I'm pretty sure Maynard would love to have me for a daughter. Aaaaand when I start having a nightmare, I just "change the channel", which lately defaults to being a mermaid in a huge glass hotel filled with water.
I am the goddess of my dreams.
: ability to control one's dreams. She does this every night and it's no wonder she hates getting out of bed.
Maynard James Keenan
: I'll use Wiki to help... "n American rock
singer, songwriter, musician, record producer, winemaker, and actor", behind musical groups such as Tool, A Perfect Circle, and Puscifer.
: male parent
: a vineyard Maynard owns
: Gifts that explode
love me for a daughter
: the point where you know this is a dream
in case of nightmare, change channel
: because she lucid dreams, if something bad starts happening that's out of her control, she switches the whole dream over to something she likes.
mermaid in a huge glass hotel filled with water
: ...I don't have any fucking idea, but she's cute.
goddess of my dreams
: Going back again to the lucid dreaming, she's entirely in control, like a goddess
As for my dream, last night I dreamed I was Commander Shepard, and we were on some planet where dinosaurs were rising from the ground, overtaking the cities, destroying all society and no one could stop it... like a zombie movie, but with dinosaurs. The horrible part was that my loyal friends and squadmates were left to die at one point or another, one by one, as Shepard went off to save her own ass. And in the end, she didn't even accomplish that, and died from her wounds after blowing up a huge fuel refinery to kill a bunch of the dinos. She just crumpled to the ground, bleeding out as fire raged behind her, knowing she back-stabbed everyone who loved her and all in vain.