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The Adventures of Adam & Jay

Jul 8, 2013#1

Jay

On July 17th, Adam will be visiting me in Montreal until the 20th.

Pictures will be taken....

Gifs will be created....

Poutine will be eaten....

And strippers will be tipped...

Montreal will burn..... (again)

I'M EXCITED BITCHES.

HOW EXCITED?

Discuss! Collaborate and Listen!

And you shall be rewarded with things you can click Brofist on.

Jul 8, 2013#2

Ravenpoe

Jul 8, 2013#3

GasBandit

The roof.
The roof.
The roo-

Jul 8, 2013#4

blotsfan

July 16th: Mrs. Jay goes into labor.

Jul 8, 2013#5

Dave

July 17 is my 20th wedding anniversary. Coincidence?!?

(Probably, yes.)

Jul 8, 2013#6

Jay

Any requests?

Jul 8, 2013#7

GasBandit

Just remember, there's no need to kill the hookers. They're already dead. On the inside.

Jul 8, 2013#8

Dave

GasBandit said:
Just remember, there's no need to kill the hookers. They're already dead. On the inside.

Just go to the bar, go up to each drunk girl there and tell them they remind you of your daughter. If they cry, buy them a drink.

Jul 8, 2013#9

GasBandit

Dave said:
Just go to the bar, go up to each drunk girl there and tell them they remind you of your daughter. If they cry, buy them a drink.

Jul 8, 2013#10

HCGLNS

That's the same time Squidleybits is in la belle provance doing work in shit. I expect you both to be on your best behaviour.

Fuckinbunchahobos.

Jul 8, 2013#11

North_Ranger

You both better wake up the following morning with matching ass tattoos. At the very least.

Jul 8, 2013#12

Jay

North_Ranger said:
You both better wake up the following morning with matching ass tattoos. At the very least.

Jul 8, 2013#13

Adam

Wait, matching ass tattoos, or matching tattoos of asses? Because I thinking matching Gusto tattoos would be sweet

Jul 8, 2013#14

Jay

Jul 8, 2013#15

Adam

Dave said:
Just go to the bar, go up to each drunk girl there and tell them they remind you of your daughter. If they cry, buy them a drink.

Ok, well, Adam and Jay will both at one point say to a girl that she reminds us of a daughter. Considering our youthfulness, that will be a strange conversation HOWEVER, we will report on the outcome.

Jul 8, 2013#16

ThatNickGuy

I demand a gif similar to this:

And a picture of you two attempting the absolute best :Leyla:

face.[DOUBLEPOST=1373341791][/DOUBLEPOST]Also, this:

Or this:

OUTFITS AND ALL OR GTFO.

Jul 9, 2013#17

North_Ranger

Adam said:
Wait, matching ass tattoos, or matching tattoos of asses? Because I thinking matching Gusto tattoos would be sweet

Either or.

Jul 9, 2013#18

strawman

All three. Matching booty tattoos of Gusto's Glutes.

Jul 9, 2013#19

GasBandit

Jul 9, 2013#20

Jay

8 more dodos

Jul 9, 2013#21

PatrThom

One of you gets to be Jackie Chan, the other one gets to be Sammo Hung.
Bonus points if there's ~~rain~~ food involved.

--Patrick

Jul 9, 2013#22

Ravenpoe

PatrThom said:
One of you gets to be Jackie Chan, the other one gets to be Sammo Hung.
Bonus points if there's rain.

--Patrick

No no no, one of them is Jackie Chan, the other is Chris Tucker.

Adam can be sassy and street smart, and no one can tell what the hell Jay is saying.

Jul 9, 2013#23

ThatNickGuy

Ravenpoe said:
and no one can tell what the hell Jay is saying.

That's accurate. We already don't understand the words coming out of Jay's mouth.

Jul 10, 2013#24

Jay

Colisse de tabarnaque

Jul 10, 2013#25

Adam

So just to confirm, I have to say to Jay "Don't nobody understands the words coming out of your mouth.' Got it.

Jul 10, 2013#26

ThatNickGuy

Adam said:
So just to confirm, I have to say to Jay "Don't nobody understands the words coming out of your mouth.' Got it.

Just reenact some of the arguing scenes from Rush Hour.

Jul 10, 2013#27

Jay

ThatNickGuy said:
Just reenact some of the arguing scenes from Rush Hour.

First thing I found on Google image search...

Jul 10, 2013#28

ThatNickGuy

Jay said:
First thing I found on Google image search...

The internet has spoken, Jay. It must be done. That image is now another request I have for you guys to mimic.

Jul 10, 2013#29

Jay

Not the type of adventure I had planned TBH.

Jul 10, 2013#30

strawman

Jay said:
Not the type of adventure I had planned TBH.

You're already getting matching booty tattoos of Gusto's glutes, is this really that out of bounds?

Jul 10, 2013#31

Jay

Jul 10, 2013#32

ThatNickGuy

Jay said:
Not the type of adventure I had planned TBH.

I SAID...THE INTERNET. HAS. SPOKEN.

Jul 17, 2013#33

Jay

Tomorrow the adventure starts at 1 PM!

Jul 17, 2013#34

Shawn

Jay said:
Tomorrow the adventure starts at 1 PM!

That's a bit late in the day for church.

Jul 17, 2013#35

Jay

Church?

Jul 17, 2013#36

Shawn

Jay said:
Church?

Yes. You say "adventure" so I assume that you'll be spending your day in the adventurous graces of God and our savior Jesus Christ.

If you choose to vomit the bathroom is that way. --->

Jul 17, 2013#37

Jay

Jul 18, 2013#38

Jay

Adam opts for via rail for 70 min train ride. Gets upgraded to 1st class, drinks free wine enjoying the view.

then Via rail fails and train dies halfway to Montreal. Stuck in Alexandria until busses carry Adam to Montreal.

I text Adam my lunch

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He replies back his glorious view in the bus

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This will be fun!

Jul 18, 2013#39

ThatNickGuy

Here's a special preview of a list I have. It's called "Things Nick Never Wanted to See"

~~47. @Adam's crotch.~~

Jul 18, 2013#40

Adam

I am basically living the plot line to planes, trains and automobiles.

Jul 18, 2013#41

Ravenpoe

ThatNickGuy said:
Here's a special preview of a special list I have. It's called "Things Nick Never Wanted to See"

~~47. @Adam's crotch.~~

Wait... we're not sharing our crotch shots? Darn, I was going to reveal the real reason people call me "The Beard."

Jul 18, 2013#42

Officer_Charon

Nothing stopping you...

Jul 18, 2013#43

ThatNickGuy

Ravenpoe said:
Wait... we're not sharing our crotch shots? Darn, I was going to reveal the real reason people call me "The Beard."

35. A clean shaven Ravenpoe.

Jul 18, 2013#44

Emrys

Jul 19, 2013#45

Shawn

I'm thankful that Adam zips up properly.

Jul 19, 2013#46

Jay

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Jul 19, 2013#47

Chad Sexington

Adam. Where did you get that shirt? I love that shirt.

Jul 19, 2013#48

Adam

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Jul 19, 2013#49

Adam

Chad Sexington said:
Adam. Where did you get that shirt? I love that shirt.

Michael Kors. I own a brown one in the same style because they're fucking awesome.

Jul 19, 2013#50

ThatNickGuy

God, I wish I could be there.

Jul 19, 2013#51

Adam

ThatNickGuy said:
God, I wish I could be there.

I'm in Charlottetown next summer. Id totally make a side trip to NB

Jul 19, 2013#52

Emrys

This thread is now about pictures of Adam and Jay just standing around.

Jul 19, 2013#53

ThatNickGuy

Emrys said:
This thread is now about pictures of Adam and Jay just standing around.

Yeah. Where's all the requests we made?

Jul 19, 2013#54

Emrys

ThatNickGuy said:
Yeah. Where's all the requests we made?

Yeah, I'm not seeing ass tatoos or Montréal burning.

Jul 19, 2013#55

sixpackshaker

Emrys said:
Yeah, I'm not seeing an ass tattoo of Montréal burning.

Great Idea....

Jul 19, 2013#56

Emrys

sixpackshaker said:
Great Idea....

Matching ones!

Jul 19, 2013#57

sixpackshaker

What you guys are actually going to do.

Jul 19, 2013#58

Jay

Not exactly an ass tattoo but here's Adam face fucking a dinosaurs head before being escorted out by security.

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Jul 19, 2013#59

Adam

Emrys said:
This thread is now about pictures of Adam and Jay just standing around.

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No appreciation.

Jul 19, 2013#60

ThatNickGuy

Jay said:
Not exactly an ass tattoo but here's Adam face fucking a dinosaurs head before being escorted out by security.

Boy, he really lines to BONE things, doesn't he?

Jul 19, 2013#61

Adam

ThatNickGuy said:
Boy, he really lines to BONE things, doesn't he?

Jay a dit '1/5'.

Jul 19, 2013#62

Emrys

Adam said:
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No appreciation.

Now they're just sitting around. Where are the shenanigans? The adventures? I expected events that would be spoken in hushed whispers of awe by young and old alike.

Jul 19, 2013#63

Chad Sexington

Emrys said:
Now they're just sitting around. Where are the shenanigans? The adventures? I expected events that would be spoken in hushed whispers of awe by young and old alike.

Photos won't be posted until the statute of limitations is up.

Jul 19, 2013#64

Adam

Sitting takes too much effort. We've moved to lying around.

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Jul 19, 2013#65

Emrys

Truly, I am impressed by your ability to party-hardy.

Jul 19, 2013#66

sixpackshaker

They still have 8 hours before anything really starts to happen. We don't need them passed out in the street before 8pm local...

Jul 19, 2013#67

drawn_inward

photoshop master

Jul 19, 2013#68

Zappit

drawn_inward said:
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photoshop master

Add Godzilla.

Jul 19, 2013#69

GasBandit

Zappit said:
Add Godzilla.

Or Satan getting his willy sliced off by a laser beam from heaven.

Jul 19, 2013#70

Adam

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More sitting. BFF.

Jul 19, 2013#71

Zappit

Now kiss.

Jul 19, 2013#72

Adam

Severe thunderstorm hit Montreal.

It didn't burn, it blew up.

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No power through much of downtown. No power in the suburbs. News is that a tornado hit.

Jul 19, 2013#73

strawman

Jul 19, 2013#74

Zappit

We are shipping...and it's going to turn real!

Jul 19, 2013#75

Jay

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Jul 19, 2013#76

Emrys

Adam said:
Severe thunderstorm hit Montreal. It didn't burn, it blew up. No power through much of downtown. No power in the suburbs. News is that a tornado hit.

Adam is no longer allowed to visit Montréal.

Jul 19, 2013#77

Adam

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Romantic dinner for two because the power is out to nearly the entire city

Jul 19, 2013#78

Cheesy1

I'm beginning to sense that this whole power outage is just a plot by Jay to seduce Adam.
Just a hunch.

Jul 19, 2013#79

HCGLNS

Stay frosty, hopefully the baby won't come early.

Jul 19, 2013#80

Zappit

As Adam and Jay watched shared the sandwich, each man eating from one side towards the middle, their eyes locked. Never before had Adam noticed the slight imperfections in Jay's face...the subtle lines under his eyes, his larger than average pores, and the tiny tuft of nose hair billowing out of his left nostril. In that moment, in the candlelight, he did not care. They finished the sandwich, their lips gently brushing together.

Adam drew back, and caught his breath. He gazed into Jay's eyes, which were catching the flame of the candle, giving them an ethereal quality. "The Canadian bacon was delicious," he quietly uttered, his breathing getting quicker and more uneven.

Jay, playing coy, simply stated, "Out here...we just call it ham."

And on that night, Adam truly knew what ham was.

Jul 19, 2013#81

Ravenpoe

Zappit said:
As Adam and Jay watched shared the sandwich, each man eating from one side towards the middle, their eyes locked. Never before had Adam noticed the slight imperfections in Jay's face...the subtle lines under his eyes, his larger than average pores, and the tiny tuft of nose hair billowing out of his left nostril. In that moment, in the candlelight, he did not care. They finished the sandwich, their lips gently brushing together.

Adam drew back, and caught his breath. He gazed into Jay's eyes, which were catching the flame of the candle, giving them an ethereal quality. "The Canadian bacon was delicious," he quietly uttered, his breathing getting quicker and more uneven.

Jay, playing coy, simply stated, "Out here...we just call it ham."

And on that night, Adam truly knew what ham was.

Jul 19, 2013#82

Jay

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How delicious was the Canadian bacon?

Jul 19, 2013#83

strawman

Jays cell phone camera is better.

Sorry Adam.

Jul 19, 2013#84

Adam

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Jul 19, 2013#85

ThatNickGuy

~~48. @Jay's crotch.~~

GODDAMMIT GUYS!

Jul 19, 2013#86

Jay

Still no fucking electricity. Lol, half of laval is in the dark.

Jul 20, 2013#87

Shawn

Adam is clearly a dark omen that brings storms and suffering whenever he goes on vacation.
Please go to Disney World next year.

Jul 20, 2013#88

Frank

Jay said:
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How delicious was the Canadian bacon?

C'mon, you're both Canadian, we don't call it that.

Jul 20, 2013#89

Jay

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Jul 20, 2013#90

Frank

Now I'm hungry.

Jul 20, 2013#91

Shawn

Where is Adam's hand going...

Jul 20, 2013#92

Jay

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Jul 20, 2013#93

Adam

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Meat

Jul 20, 2013#94

figmentPez

Adam said:
Meat

And aren't we all glad this caption didn't go along with another crotch shot.

Jul 20, 2013#95

Adam

Plotting. Next time.

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Jul 20, 2013#96

ThatNickGuy

Wait, now you're planning crotch shots?

This whole "adventure" has been disappointingly filled with too many crotch shots.

Jul 20, 2013#97

strawman

ThatNickGuy said:
Wait, now you're planning crotch shots?

This whole "adventure" has been disappointingly filled with too many crotch shots.

For the laaadies.

Jul 20, 2013#98

Adam

Also watched some filming for the new Xmen movie. Took video:

Enjoy!

Jul 20, 2013#99

Bowielee

Adam said:
Plotting. Next time.
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Lord Stark, The White Walkers are approaching the wall!

Jul 21, 2013#100

Jay

That was fun visit Adam. Hope you have a safe trip back!

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Meanwhile this tasty picture will keep me busy on many sleepless nights.

Sippy time

Jul 21, 2013#101

Adam

Haha, thanks for everything Jay. Especially the opportunity to drop loads all around your house.

Jul 21, 2013#102

Shawn

Jay said:
That was fun visit Adam. Hope you have a safe trip back!

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*Shove*

Jul 21, 2013#103

Cheesy1

Adam said:
. . . drop loads all around your house.

Jul 21, 2013#104

ThatNickGuy

So...that's it? What was the point of asking for requests for pictures/gifs/videos if you weren't going to deliver? I mean, yeah, it was secondary and it seems like you guys had a good time, but, what the hell, man?

Jul 21, 2013#105

Jay

You lost us at ass tats.

Jul 21, 2013#106

North_Ranger

But not even temporary tattoos... For shame, gentlemen. For shame.

Jul 21, 2013#107

ThatNickGuy

Jay said:
You lost us at ass tats.

Gifs were promised.

There were no gifs.

Jul 21, 2013#108

Adam

I can't make gifs easily and seductively from my Iphone! I will work on it this week

Jul 21, 2013#109

HCGLNS

Was expecting balls of steel action, got nerf balls instead. Definitely would not recommend this film.

Jul 21, 2013#110

Adam

Jay's shy. What can I say?

It doesn't help when the entire city is powerless for a good 3 days :/

Jul 21, 2013#111

HCGLNS

Dude, I was stranded in Quebec without power in the middle of winter and it was one of the best nights of my life!

Jul 21, 2013#112

Adam

HCGLNS said:
Dude, I was stranded in Quebec without power in the middle of winter and it was one of the best nights of my life!

Well, as much as I'm sure Mrs Jay would appreciate me keeping the both of them warm, I have a reputation to maintain.

Jul 21, 2013#113

ThatNickGuy

Adam said:
Well, as much as I'm sure Mrs Jay would appreciate me keeping the both of them warm, I have a reputation to maintain.

Now THOSE pics, gifs, and videos would've been interesting. :unibrow:

Jul 21, 2013#114

Squidleybits

HCGLNS said:
Dude, I was stranded in Quebec without power in the middle of winter and it was one of the best nights of my life!

But I'm awesome and not on their trip.

Jul 22, 2013#115

ThatNickGuy

Squidleybits said:
But I'm awesome and not on their trip.

Now THOSE pics, gifs, and videos would've been interesting. :unibrow:

Jul 22, 2013#116

Shawn

Adam said:
Jay's shy. What can I say?

It doesn't help when the entire city is powerless for a good 3 days :/

I'm assuming this means that the storm killed the hamster on the treadmill and a replacement is needed.[DOUBLEPOST=1374524415][/DOUBLEPOST]Of course I'm trying to make a joke about Canadians being behind the times, but if they really could generate power for an entire city using just kinetic energy from a single hamster I think it's the rest of the world that just got insulted.