Apparently my friend thinks I am channeling Steven Brust.
To Reign in Hell.
Hmmm.
Added at: 12:45
No. In the beginning there was void. Two beings existed - positive and negative - and together they created the universe, which is why there is duality in everything. Good/Evil, light/dark, etc.
But after they created the being of the universe, they vowed to see what these creatures would do if left to their own devises.
Basic stuff there, but the premise of God being the evil one is the main thrust. the rest is window dressing.